if i would of known this would have caused such a stink i would have never post!!

lets think of the possibilities for a sec??

this could've been a regular vette with zo6 badges on it? ive seen it before
maybe it was almost 10 yrs old and probably had 100k miles on it and the engine wasn't running at full capacity
and if yall knew anything about vettes is that back in 98 they only had like 345 hp
NO! they didnt make 500hp ZO6's in 1998
so maybe, YES maybe, my little cobalt could handle an old ZO6 and definitely a base 98
and I never said I beat one, read and research before you make idiotic replies,
345hp back in the day was hella cool but with all these new cars coming out, that isnt sh*t anymore.

and thanx to all my local peeps for having my back.

crow88

wait......what?

:barf:
:twothumbs:
:lol:
:wtf:

hey man what are boys for
but yeah, it wwas buggin me with all the haters and flamers
but FYI belongs in kill stories

? huh ?

:confused: :wtf: i am so f in lost right now

I think he said RWD 13 second cars are shit. Mid 14 second FWD cars is where its at. He also said he doesn't know anything about Corvettes. I think.

don't know what you're talking about so...

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sorry buddy if it was a base auto from a roll i'd give you the benifit of the doubt........if you were modded and hell had just finished freezing over when the cow was done jumping over the moon.

sorry buddy if it was a base auto from a roll i'd give you the benifit of the doubt........if you were modded and hell had just finished freezing over when the cow was done jumping over the moon.
Quick someone check the weather in Hell under Texas. :lol:

Quick someone check the weather in Hell under Texas. :lol:
:lol: Ha I feel bad for all the 350z, s2000, and corvette owners inTexas. They just shoulda bought them selves a cobalt ss/sc. It a hundred times faster outta the box than any other car not in its class.

:lol: Ha I feel bad for all the 350z, s2000, and corvette owners inTexas. They just shoulda bought them selves a cobalt ss/sc. It a hundred times faster outta the box than any other car not in its class.
w3rD! I am scared to go to Texas now, I might get broke off by a stock Cobalt from a dig.:rolleyes:

w3rD! I am scared to go to Texas now, I might get broke off by a stock Cobalt from a dig.:rolleyes:
HAHAA nah man Texas doesn't get stock cobalts, all of them come stage III with RWD and slicks right off the factory floor.

HAHAA nah man Texas doesn't get stock cobalts, all of them come stage III with RWD and slicks right off the factory floor.

That's stock though. Lucky Texans, first they get the Rose Bowl and national championship handed to them by the refs now they get every factory freak Cobalt SS/SC delivered to them.

That's stock though. Lucky Texans, first they get the Rose Bowl and national championship handed to them by the refs now they get every factory freak Cobalt SS/SC delivered to them.
damn.......you done did it now wasey. There gonna shut this whole Mofo down cause of that one. :lol:

Yeah, cause 345 HP (underrated) is nothing. 205 is really going to keep up with that.

345hp back in the day was hella cool but with all these new cars coming out, that isnt sh*t anymore.

crow88
It's still enough to walk a Cobalt. :spam:

WOW. I don't even know what's going on. Where did this come from? This isn't the same dude from Texas who said he met Kelly Clarkson at the Cingular Store he works at is it? http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/2/1/7/1/hammer.gif http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/2/1/7/1/gotme.gif http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/2/1/7/1/mb.gif http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/2/1/7/1/uhh.gif

WOW. I don't even know what's going on. Where did this come from? This isn't the same dude from Texas who said he met Kelly Clarkson at the Cingular Store he works at is it? http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/2/1/7/1/hammer.gif http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/2/1/7/1/gotme.gif http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/2/1/7/1/mb.gif http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/2/1/7/1/uhh.gif
No that was Cobaltss12 I believe. Maybe there's something in the water in Texas? :redx:

No that was Cobaltss12 I believe. Maybe there's something in the water in Texas? :redx:
Crack?

Crack?
PCP?

Lsd?

guys leave him alone......i beat a 2003 ss camaro in my old saturn....why?.....my friend could barely drive the friggin' thing (young spoiled kids suck) but anyway....umm yea

Acid? No wait... pesticides?

I can't believe you guys are resorting to some pathetic forms of stereotyping. After all I can tell by your sig wasey13, that your comments appear uneducated and last resort to stay on top.

I can't believe you guys are resorting to some pathetic forms of stereotyping. After all I can tell by your sig wasey13, that your comments appear uneducated and last resort to stay on top.

Please elaborate...

Look, I really don't want to start a pissing contest or it's TX against the world here but I feel some of the comments you and Darksun280 made were just childish in nature and inappropriate. I do not take personal offence to the them but I do not condone stereotypes or bashing of any sorts unless it's some troll looking for trouble. I'm not calling you guys trolls either. But for instance:

I actually thought this was funny and just light hearted ribbing:
I think those hurricanes knocked the Burmuda Triangle to Texas or something.

This was uncalled for because croww88 actually has some extensive knowledge of the V8 world and you really don't know him well enough to make that assumption but I understand it was your way of saying he doesn't know what he's talking about:
I think he said RWD 13 second cars are shit. Mid 14 second FWD cars is where its at. He also said he doesn't know anything about Corvettes. I think.

This was just being sarcastic and pointless:
w3rD! I am scared to go to Texas now, I might get broke off by a stock Cobalt from a dig.

A continuance of ignorant banter:

HAHAA nah man Texas doesn't get stock cobalts, all of them come stage III with RWD and slicks right off the factory floor.

That's stock though. Lucky Texans, first they get the Rose Bowl and national championship handed to them by the refs now they get every factory freak Cobalt SS/SC delivered to them.

And pretty much the rest of the posts from #15 down. Like I said all stated by you guys is your opinions but not in the sense of just making fun of everyone or even just one for that matter. I do not want to start an issue of censorship, nor do I want to start the my state is better than yours (hell I'm not even from here), or my dad can beat up your dad. I just ask that the asinine comments that serve no purpose to the topic at hand be kept to yourself. It's one thing to joke and to cut up but you guys just kept rolling with it.

I do find myself to be hypocritical in the fact that I even kept it going with my posts. I apologize as I did try to refrain from any name calling or belittling contrary to my previous post. This bashing of Texas Cobalts is as bad as the SRT/WRX/MSP/whatever car groups bashing the Cobalt community. All stated is my opinion as you are entitled to yours.

.....i beat a 2003 ss camaro......umm yea

:nono: :nono:

yeah I agree with that guy

:nono: :nono:


words usually go well with an argument.....try it sometime

let me add INTELLIGENT argument because i've noticed most people on here are incapable of that so simply state things such as "ghey" and "you don't know sh*t"

yeah I agree with that guy

What guy, WifeSS or me?

Oh and Cobalt443 I find that to be a pretty accurate observation. :lol:

Sorry let me go back on that....hit the "3" instead of the "2" now i realize what you were trying to tell me...didn't realize my typo

it was b-day last night guys so it's been a pretty long/rough day at work......typo's can be forgiven....oops :bye:

What typo?

What typo?


i put 2003....i meant 2002.....that was the last year for the camaro i believe?...correct me if i'm wrong

words usually go well with an argument.....try it sometime

Do you smart off to everyone on this website?? He was trying to correct you on your "2003" SS camaro the you "beat".

actually i wouldn't consider it "smarting off"....in no ways did i degrade his character nor name-call just requested that he make an intelligent argument as i did not realize what he meant by " :nono: :nono: " as soon as i had realized my typo i quickly corrected my self without any further being said...NOW with that being said, do you follow me around in this forum to try and "smart off" or provoke me?......maybe...maybe not

with that being said please refer to ALL of my previous posts and once again realize that you are the only one whom i have had a problem with because of you're degrading me merely because i lack a penis and am a female
I have never "smarted-off" or had any other verbal altercations with any other member of this forum......thank you

why is it that everybody that is making the assonine comments probably dont even own a cobalt ss or if they do they need 2 trade in their cobalt and get a eclipse or a pinto or something and get the hell off this forum. If a cobalt ss is so sh*tty then you dont have to listen to my sh*t, thats why i posted in the texas forum and not the kill section, gee cuz maybe it wasnt a kill, I LOST REMEMBER.

damn i never thought i would get so much flak for losing a race, damn i got beat???
im just a dumb old redneck from texas that has a college degree and a high paying job and i know kelly clarkson, oh yes i do!!!

oh and for the kelly clarkson comments, i didnt meet her at the cingular store but, i graduated from burleson high school with her in her 2000 class you f*cking assholes and she deserves everything she has been given, she is a very nice girl. and if you think that im lying i will print out the yearbook page (because our last names start with a c) and willl ship you a copy. hahahahahaha. oh and i danced with her at prom!!! does that count???


crow88

oh and does the fact that ive owned cars with LS2's and LT1's count for anything??? Most of you are probably mitsubishi fags that just come on this forum to mouth off.

like i said before if the cobalt ss sucks so terribly bad and couldn't possibly hold its own (not beat) with anything that has 345hp, even if it weighed a 1/3 more or was running crappy, then get off the forum, your car sucks my car sucks all of are cars suck, are you happy now. ok GM sucks ass too. happy happy joy joy, hope to see you soon on the Scion forums you guys!!!


crow88

why is it that everybody that is making the assonine comments probably dont even own a cobalt ss or if they do they need 2 trade in their cobalt and get a eclipse or a pinto or something and get the hell off this forum. If a cobalt ss is so sh*tty then you dont have to listen to my sh*t, thats why i posted in the texas forum and not the kill section, gee cuz maybe it wasnt a kill, I LOST REMEMBER.

damn i never thought i would get so much flak for losing a race, damn i got beat???
im just a dumb old redneck from texas that has a college degree and a high paying job and i know kelly clarkson, oh yes i do!!!

oh and for the kelly clarkson comments, i didnt meet her at the cingular store but, i graduated from burleson high school with her in her 2000 class you f*cking assholes and she deserves everything she has been given, she is a very nice girl. and if you think that im lying i will print out the yearbook page (because our last names start with a c) and willl ship you a copy. hahahahahaha. oh and i danced with her at prom!!! does that count???


crow88
Wow, there is a thread going where Kelly Clarkson came into this guy's cingular store. So relax with your lame insults.

You said you kept up with a C5 Z06 IN A RACE or what you thought was a C5 Z06. That is impossible.

oh and does the fact that ive owned cars with LS2's and LT1's count for anything??? Most of you are probably mitsubishi fags that just come on this forum to mouth off.

like i said before if the cobalt ss sucks so terribly bad and couldn't possibly hold its own (not beat) with anything that has 345hp, even if it weighed a 1/3 more or was running crappy, then get off the forum, your car sucks my car sucks all of are cars suck, are you happy now. ok GM sucks ass too. happy happy joy joy, hope to see you soon on the Scion forums you guys!!!


crow88 Any pics of all your LS2s and LT1s??? More insults, how old are you? At least Darksun and I were just joking around, we didn't think you Texans would get all butthurt like this. Learn to take a joke.

Dude, you are seriously smoking crack!

1998 was the second year of the C5 Corvettes and they had the LS1 factory rated at 345 horsepower (~307 rear wheel horsepower) and the factory time for the quarter mile was 12.4 at 115 mph.

z06's didn't come out until 2001 and they had 385 hp the first year and raised to 405 in '02. Hell, the hardtop the z06's were based upon didn't even come out until 1999.

What the hell are you smoking down there in Texas?! BTW... Could you send some of that shit up here to me?

oh and does the fact that ive owned cars with LS2's and LT1's count for anything??? Most of you are probably mitsubishi fags that just come on this forum to mouth off.
Well ain't this something. Now you've gone an stuped lower than me an wasey by actually calling a certain type of car owner a "Fag" for what reason i have no idea. Me and wasey poke fun at the texas owners because it just so happens the last three threads we've been involved in had some texas owners so me and wasey have our little jokes on them. Big deal. You don't see me calling them names and other things like you're starting to do. Well have our little laughs and the world will keep spinning.

Hell just Wed morning I raced a C5 Z06. Yes I lost too just like crow88 but I was surprised I hung at all. I figured he would leave me like im sitting still. Oh and I have owned a LS1 car too so I guess let the flame war begin with me too. Also everything I just said was true.

Have a nice day.

Hell just Wed morning I raced a C5 Z06. Yes I lost too just like crow88 but I was surprised I hung at all. I figured he would leave me like im sitting still. Oh and I have owned a LS1 car too so I guess let the flame war begin with me too. Also everything I just said was true.

Have a nice day.
no flame war needed. I see your from Texas also so that in itsself exsplains everything. :lol:

Yesterday I got to drive a 2006 Z-06 from work. Let me tell you.... OMFG that thing

is awesome. Have never driven a car that fast. Redlines at 7000, idles at 800 smooth as

silk. When the muffler bypass valves open its really loud and sounds awesome.

I downshifted into 2nd gear going 55 mph, floored it and it took about 3 seconds to go

to 110 (3rd gear). There is no way in hell my 2005 SS/SC could even come close to this

thing.

Now I want one but cant see spending $80,000!!!!!

Jeff
2005 SS/SC

Just thought I'd chime in, umm exactly what is your reason (flamming faggots from out of state and you know who you are) for coming into the Texas Board and flamming these posts? Do your parents need to increase your chore workload? Because it seems to me that you don't have anything better to do than to come into a REGIONAL BOARD and post borderline-retarded posts. If you are finished with your chores and Mom and Dad have approved, feel free to post all the asinine posts to your heart's content.........Oh and if you REALLY tackle those chores, I'll send you a magnifying glass via mail so you can go outside and BURN ANTS!!! WEEEEEEEE!! :twothumbs You may resume your asinine posts, just remember they aren't always laughing WITH YOU...........Ok I'm done.

I'll send you a magnifying glass via mail so you can go outside and BURN ANTS!!! WEEEEEEEE!! , just remember they aren't always laughing WITH YOU...........Ok I'm done.





:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Burn Ants , I love it . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Oh and if any of your buddys need a Magnifying Glass , I'll Ship a couple to . :twothumbs

Just thought I'd chime in, umm exactly what is your reason (flamming faggots from out of state and you know who you are) for coming into the Texas Board and flamming these posts? Do your parents need to increase your chore workload? Because it seems to me that you don't have anything better to do than to come into a REGIONAL BOARD and post borderline-retarded posts. If you are finished with your chores and Mom and Dad have approved, feel free to post all the asinine posts to your heart's content.........Oh and if you REALLY tackle those chores, I'll send you a magnifying glass via mail so you can go outside and BURN ANTS!!! WEEEEEEEE!! :twothumbs You may resume your asinine posts, just remember they aren't always laughing WITH YOU...........Ok I'm done.
what are you talking about? you lost me did i miss something?

can i delete this post now Trey, or do you still wish to fuck with these guys

oh BTW kelly clarkson went to high school with Crow88
He showed me his yearbook from back in the day...true story

can i delete this post now Trey, or do you still wish to fuck with these guys

oh BTW kelly clarkson went to high school with Crow88
He showed me his yearbook from back in the day...true story
I'd love to know how kelly clakson got into this conversation? Knowbody said anything about him not knowing her. And since when did you become a mod. Or what one of your boys is a mod so you sign onto his name and do as you please? kinda like king for a day huh?

enough of this.