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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 02:42 AM
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So my question is where is the weak spot on cobalt ss the 05?

my friend was talking **** saying my car will get totaled no matter where i get hit but i wanna know a little more before i talk **** back lol.

where are the strong and weak spots on the car?
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 02:45 AM
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is this a serious question???
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 02:48 AM
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 02:50 AM
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well it all depends. You could get hit any where on the car and get it totaled. All depends how fast and what hit you. I mean get T boned at 25 mph by grandma in her buick more than likly not total it but that Waste management garabage truck at the same speed is another story. Only flood damage is a total same with smoke. Ive also come to find that it depends on your car insurance too. Some car insurances are a little more strict on totaling cars then others. If you get rear ended and there isnt alot of visible rear end damage visable but the frame is tweaked or bent some places will total a car for that. Also depends on what your Book value of your car is. You could get into an accident with same amount of damage and accident as someone with the same exact car as you but due to your book value of your car be x amount and the other cars book value is more yours could be totaled and not the other one. The cobalt got pretty good crash test scores from the safety board. You can actualy watch the crash test videos i dont know the exact address for the site... GOOGLE! But id argue more about whether you would survive the crash the total stand points. But lets be frank her we arent driving Volvos!
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just start smashing things into your car and see what spot takes the most damage
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by EXsoccer1921
just start smashing things into your car and see what spot takes the most damage
LOL i feel a new reality TV show idea brewing here.....
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 02:52 AM
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I get boned at 25 mph by my grandma in the back of her buick
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.........
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 02:53 AM
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Originally Posted by EXsoccer1921
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.........
Hey man you ever been in the back seat of a Buick??? Didnt think So
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 02:53 AM
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It was a serious question.
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by 06CobaltSS635SC
Hey man you ever been in the back seat of a Buick??? Didnt think So
yes, but i wasn't ******* my grandma hahaha
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 03:00 AM
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It was a serious question.
Thers just to many factors. But Watch this.... Inside view Cobalt Crash Test. It got an average score.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GVkj...eature=related

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yes, but i was ******* my grandma hahaha
"GRANDMOTHER ******!!!!!!" " Yes I am!"

Name the movie!

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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 03:00 AM
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I say try rolling it, it won't get a scratch on it...

cough.
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Originally Posted by 06CobaltSS635SC
Thers just to many factors. But Watch this.... Inside view Cobalt Crash Test. It got an average score.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GVkj...eature=related



"GRANDMOTHER ******!!!!!!" " Yes I am!"

Name the movie!
see your post kinda fails....because you can see mine right above it. and its one line. yours is a couple posts above mine. and is a whole paragraph.

but i'm gonna guess grandma's boy perhaps?

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It was a serious question.
Originally Posted by EXsoccer1921
just start smashing things into your car and see what spot takes the most damage
then theres my serious answer

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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 03:07 AM
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 03:16 AM
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Also to chime back in, if you didn't realize it, wrecking your Cobalt gives you 100hp and a turbo kit added.. fyi.
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Cobalt2921
Also to chime back in, if you didn't realize it, wrecking your Cobalt gives you 100hp and a turbo kit added.. fyi.
Really thats it? I thought it also gives you AWD.....
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 03:27 AM
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No dude thats if you take it into the woods while trippin' acid and then do a 567 degree spin out before launching off of a waterfall and somehow ending back up on the freeway... +335AWHP and an Audi Quattro AWD system in place.. totally works, i've done it like 2.4 times.
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 03:30 AM
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well the front is strong my i hit a deer with my 08 all it did was sheet metal damage no frame or even suspension damage all that was damage was my ac condenser so all i did was take it to a body shop and my insurance put a new front clip on and i was good to go
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 03:31 AM
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oh and i heard when you feel cool cuz you trash talk online it gives 100hp to your car as well.

so how much hp you got Cobalt2921?
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 03:39 AM
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No dude thats if you take it into the woods while trippin' acid and then do a 567 degree spin out before launching off of a waterfall and somehow ending back up on the freeway... +335AWHP and an Audi Quattro AWD system in place.. totally works, i've done it like 2.4 times.
That sucks man cause if you did you 2.5 times you would get a Boxer engine too...

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oh and i heard when you feel cool cuz you trash talk online it gives 100hp to your car as well.

so how much hp you got Cobalt2921?
Dude we arent trash talking you were just havin fun cause lets be honest cobalts arent tanks....

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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 03:46 AM
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I asked a serious question then you homos flame. Thats fine flame away just think when you guys are done flaming you feel better about your life. I know i will knowing that my nuts have already dropped and got mature.


For those older people, Those people who are old and flame feel special because when you were a kid you got beat up all the time. You must feel cool you can finally talk crap without getting beat up.


Funny thing is Im younger(prolly) can get hotter bitches than any of you(definately) and make either more or close to the same as you. So when you go to sleep tonight thinking how much gayer can your life get, remember those times you get to flame people online.
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted by joemama
I asked a serious question then you homos flame. Thats fine flame away just think when you guys are done flaming you feel better about your life. I know i will knowing that my nuts have already dropped and got mature.


For those older people, Those people who are old and flame feel special because when you were a kid you got beat up all the time. You must feel cool you can finally talk crap without getting beat up.


Funny thing is Im younger(prolly) can get hotter bitches than any of you(definately) and make either more or close to the same as you. So when you go to sleep tonight thinking how much gayer can your life get, remember those times you get to flame people online.
Dude i gave you a serious response to your question!
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 03:53 AM
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That sucks man cause if you did you 2.5 times you would get a Boxer engine too...
oh yeah super serial.

have a good night. when your nuts drop or you gain maturity maybe answer the question until then sleep good in your race car bed.
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 04:01 AM
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well it all depends. You could get hit any where on the car and get it totaled. All depends how fast and what hit you. I mean get T boned at 25 mph by grandma in her buick more than likly not total it but that Waste management garabage truck at the same speed is another story. Only flood damage is a total same with smoke. Ive also come to find that it depends on your car insurance too. Some car insurances are a little more strict on totaling cars then others. If you get rear ended and there isnt alot of visible rear end damage visable but the frame is tweaked or bent some places will total a car for that. Also depends on what your Book value of your car is. You could get into an accident with same amount of damage and accident as someone with the same exact car as you but due to your book value of your car be x amount and the other cars book value is more yours could be totaled and not the other one. The cobalt got pretty good crash test scores from the safety board. You can actualy watch the crash test videos i dont know the exact address for the site... GOOGLE! But id argue more about whether you would survive the crash the total stand points. But lets be frank her we arent driving Volvos!
that wasnt serious enough for you? Because that was a 100% serious awnser
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 04:12 AM
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Wow chill the **** out, i was jokng. Realisticly any hit at 25 or faster could total a Balt out depending on the insurance company.

P.s. Lighten up
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