Looks like we have another winner on our hands. Some of the things this guy says on there just astounds me. And the graphics, well, I'll just keep to myself. Guess I should've expected this being the price range the car falls into. What scares me the most, is that it's only going to get worse. Some of his "future mods" make my mouth water in anticipation.

Check it out for yourself:
http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/801190/1

Oh well, at least we have normal people around here.

 

someone explain to me how he thinks the performance packages adds 20 hp to the engine without doing any modifications. what the hell?

 

What a dumba$$ , he said "Its the base model, so its not turbo charged" haha.

First ricer with a Cobalt I've seen , please god let it be the last!!!

 

haha 4 real

 

what perforemence package is he talking about i dont see the 16inch rims, dont see the fog lights... if he thinks the wing is the performence package :S then i dont know... maybe down there it's called the performence package, but here i toronto the package is the 16ince rims, fog lights facials and something else i cant think of right now...

 

what a tard...i bet he used to eat paste too.

 

First fucked up one I've seen. Disgusting.

 

WOW wut a ***....go get a honda rice boyyyyyyyyy

 

"The powerhouse, and oh the motor is not plastic like some people think That is just the cover for the motor."

...Thank god for clearing that up for me, what a douche bag, plastic engine !?

 

that dragon is damn ugly

 

Hey we better back off or him and his car club are all gonna come rice us to death AHHHH

 

haha...

 

With this guy, I hope to never hear the phrase "all neon owners are ricers" ever again.

 

That guy is just mechanically declined...he shouldnt even be allowed to own a car...he has no idea of about the car what so ever...and as for his car club HAHAHA thats probly doesnt even exist...AHHHHHHHHHH is that only way to describe him

 

Oh Jesus

 

i left him a comment


slobalt
5/18/05, 10:38 pm
liar! how did you get a performance package on a base model? they never made them, you can only get the sport package on a coupe, but not the base model obviously, or the performance package for the SS. You obviously have neither, and thanks ricing the car out. I'm glad someone can give the cobalts a bad reputation alreay >_<

he wrote

coballin
5/19/05, 9:33 am
first off slobalt they don't come with a package from the factory but i ordered this balt before they hit the dealerships and had the **** installed before it was shipped to me thank you very much

 

So he ordered his car before they hit dealerships but has just gotten it recently? That doens't jive. What could he have ordered and have installed before delivery? Nothing. And why would you Dyno a stock car? Waste of money. This guy is a major retard.

 

Ummm ... okay? lol

 

either the guy paid for somethign the dealer said they were going to put on for him or he just SLOW... to me that looks like a base model car there nothing done different from that one to any other base ones... the tires, no fog lights, no sun roof , no controlls on the wheel... no mp3 player, no sub... pure bone stock... like i said dont know what cheap drugs he is on

 

It's his hardcoreness that he's earned with his car club. One of the perks of joining, 20 HP instantly man.

 

lol someone give him a link to this thread so he can realize he actually has an AMERICAN car.

At least it's a standard shift..

Speaking of which.. wow.. the stick is really up high.. the short shifter in the SS really must make a difference. I haven't had a chance to drive a base or LS Cobalt. Anyone have a chance to drive both?

 

haha and tha dragon easly another 10 there wtahc out that 1's 1\4 mile might be true

 

You mean he really doesn't run mid 14's bone stock? Maybe he's talking about the 1/8th mile?

 

ahaha come on the SS does mid 14's if im correct how can a base with nothing done to it... ( other then stickers) run mid 14's....

 

He HAD a nice car...i dont think Fast and the furious is doing any more casting calls.

haha. I dont even like the rims, they look cheap lol