View Full Version : **Official LNF Pwnes the LSJ Thread**


Dante915
11-01-2007, 03:03 PM
:bye: for all you lsj fan boys who nut hug :lol:

widebody_balt_ss
11-01-2007, 03:04 PM
just wow

thedubsack85
11-01-2007, 03:05 PM
not another LNF thread.. the FUCKING CAR ISNT OUT YET. YOU STILL HAVE AYEAR TO WAIT..go bust a nut to the nurburgring video.

SSdan
11-01-2007, 03:06 PM
Ill bust a nut on your face for driving a measly little LS :lol:

Dante915
11-01-2007, 03:07 PM
come on we're all thinking it...@ least 20 people are threatened by the lnf because it's not an lsj, some how some way someone is going to have the urge to get all defensive and show how inferior their ball sack is, ^^^like damien up there, and put it down...not for technical purposes...but just becuase it's NOT an lsj

Tell me i'm wrong :cssNET:

SS_Ry
11-01-2007, 03:07 PM
:bye: for all you lsj fan boys who nut hug :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ibtl

hatrickstu
11-01-2007, 03:07 PM
officially the gayest thread ever

alleycat58
11-01-2007, 03:08 PM
:lock::lock: This shouldn't take long.....

intense_SS
11-01-2007, 03:08 PM
ibtl and wow to the first poster!!

Dante915
11-01-2007, 03:11 PM
soooo....were up to 5 ljs's who feel the need to make up for their little marbles

widebody_balt_ss
11-01-2007, 03:11 PM
someone needs to make a turbo ss .net so these idiots can hang out elsewhere. im so sick of hearing about a car thats not even out yet. dont get me wrong i am excited but all these threds are turning me off real quick.

an0malous
11-01-2007, 03:12 PM
and one LS owner who has always had a small one, and found a way to buy penis enlargements

Dante915
11-01-2007, 03:13 PM
someone needs to make a turbo ss .net so these idiots can hang out elsewhere. im so sick of hearing about a car thats not even out yet. dont get me wrong i am excited but all these threds are turning me off real quick.

personally i think it's all just hype anyway...i just love the way SOME of you lsj guys get when someone says the lsj isn't the greatest motor of all time...

alleycat58
11-01-2007, 03:13 PM
^^^:wtf: Appearantly people are ghost posting to argue?????

widebody_balt_ss
11-01-2007, 03:14 PM
make up for small marbles? lol. you crack me up. you make a thred talking shit about lsj's on a lsj site. that makes alot of sence. why dont you bring your car to the strip and show us how big YOUR balls are.

Dante915
11-01-2007, 03:15 PM
and one LS owner who has always had a small dick, and found a way to buy penis enlargements

penis enlargement pills dont work unfortunately...:thumbsdow

a gallon of KY and pics of your mom bent over my LS 2.2L FTW though

an0malous
11-01-2007, 03:15 PM
annnnnd enjoy your ban.

widebody_balt_ss
11-01-2007, 03:16 PM
did you not read where i said that the im excited about it too. i just dont think you need to make a thred talking shit. thats all.

Dante915
11-01-2007, 03:16 PM
make up for small marbles? lol. you crack me up. you make a thred talking shit about lsj's on a lsj site. that makes alot of sence. why dont you bring your car to the strip and show us how big YOUR balls are.

lol, you guys are so insecure;)

hatrickstu
11-01-2007, 03:16 PM
oh, a your mom joke, good one.

i dont think anyone on this site has even come close to saying the lsj is the greatest motor of all time.

RuSSo-29
11-01-2007, 03:16 PM
This Thread is stupid. THE END

OrngBalt
11-01-2007, 03:17 PM
A cobalt is a cobalt is a cobalt is a cobalt.... who cares...

NightriderCobaltSS
11-01-2007, 03:19 PM
im gonna say sure sure of LNF is cool but u know whats cooler then LNF my next car LS1, LS3, LS7 which is way better then LNF so go have fun with your 4cy 2.0 turbo and ill be driveing by you in my V8 and ill never leave 3rd gear.... LOL is all in good fun i love my LSJ but my next car aint gonna be another cobalt i aiming high for a vette :) sooo uhhh piss off

Dante915
11-01-2007, 03:20 PM
This Thread is stupid. THE END

i want your recaros...ship them

im gonna say sure sure of LNF is cool but u know whats cooler then LNF my next car LS1, LS3, LS7 which is way better then LNF so go have fun with your 4cy 2.0 turbo and ill be driveing by you in my V8 and ill never leave 3rd gear.... LOL is all in good fun i love my LSJ but my next car aint gonna be another cobalt i aiming high for a vette :) sooo uhhh piss off

mmmm...vettes....NUT

alleycat58
11-01-2007, 03:20 PM
personally i think it's all just hype anyway...i just love the way SOME of you lsj guys get when someone says the lsj isn't the greatest motor of all time...

Well, as happens 99.999999999% of the time on this site, everyone that owns a particular trim level gets grouped together.

I think it's great that they're putting the LNF in the Cobalt, it'll really step up the game a little more and make some of the bigger toys take notice. However, for those of us that bought the SS/SC because we like the car as a total package, we're completely satisfied with what we have. I bought this car to own it for 10 years or so knowing full well that there would (or at least there better!) be bigger and badder things happening down the road both performance and appearance wise. I bought a car I could live with and be happy with for a LONG time regardless of upgrades.

No one even put up an argument with you and you say "soooo....were up to 5 ljs's who feel the need to make up for their little marbles".........yet looking through the prior posts no one jumped into your little LSJ vs LNF argument. It's mostly people flaming you for posting yet another topic on the LNF that has no technical merit.

widebody_balt_ss
11-01-2007, 03:21 PM
Konig Feather W/ BFGoodrich G-Force NT's l Eibach Sportline l MPX Oil Cap l NiteShade l AEM CAI l TWM Short Throw l Front/Rear Tranny Mounts l 5% Tint l Debadged l Color Matched Mirrors l SilverStars l Custom SS Front Bumper l Rear Seats Removed l Photoshield

ok, these are your mods. and you are making fun of a engine that is capable of producing more than 2 horsepower per liter? who cares if the turbo will be better? there was not one avalible when we bought it. why am i even arguing this? mpx oil cap? and you make a thred slaming an engine that in my opinion will be able to keep up with the turbo engine anyway. (just not dollar per horsepower wise)

thedubsack85
11-01-2007, 03:21 PM
come on we're all thinking it...@ least 20 people are threatened by the lnf because it's not an lsj, some how some way someone is going to have the urge to get all defensive and show how inferior their ball sack is, ^^^like damien up there, and put it down...not for technical purposes...but just becuase it's NOT an lsj

Tell me i'm wrong :cssNET:

only reason its bieing put down is the 2,895,307th LNF cobalt thread. and honestly i dont have an LSJ anymore. ITS A COBALT for christ's sake, its never gonna be considered a collector car, never gonna be considered rare, enjoy YOUR car for what it is.
BTW this thread should be:lock: :lock: :lock: :lock:

Dante915
11-01-2007, 03:25 PM
Well, as happens 99.999999999% of the time on this site, everyone that owns a particular trim level gets grouped together.

I think it's great that they're putting the LNF in the Cobalt, it'll really step up the game a little more and make some of the bigger toys take notice. However, for those of us that bought the SS/SC because we like the car as a total package, we're completely satisfied with what we have. I bought this car to own it for 10 years or so knowing full well that there would (or at least there better!) be bigger and badder things happening down the road both performance and appearance wise. I bought a car I could live with and be happy with for a LONG time regardless of upgrades.

No one even put up an argument with you and you say "soooo....were up to 5 ljs's who feel the need to make up for their little marbles".........yet looking through the prior posts no one jumped into your little LSJ vs LNF argument. It's mostly people flaming you for posting yet another topic on the LNF that has no technical merit.

ya, i know i just felt like getting a rise and trolling the forum for a little bit. i was just on here for the group buys but even those are gay now. might as well annoy some of the fan boys in the process

Konig Feather W/ BFGoodrich G-Force NT's l Eibach Sportline l MPX Oil Cap l NiteShade l AEM CAI l TWM Short Throw l Front/Rear Tranny Mounts l 5% Tint l Debadged l Color Matched Mirrors l SilverStars l Custom SS Front Bumper l Rear Seats Removed l Photoshield

ok, these are your mods. and you are making fun of a engine that is capable of producing more than 2 horsepower per liter? who cares if the turbo will be better? there was not one avalible when we bought it. why am i even arguing this? mpx oil cap? and you make a thred slaming an engine that in my opinion will be able to keep up with the turbo engine anyway. (just not dollar per horsepower wise)

read last post

only reason its bieing put down is the 2,895,307th LNF cobalt thread. and honestly i dont have an LSJ anymore. ITS A COBALT for christ's sake, its never gonna be considered a collector car, never gonna be considered rare, enjoy YOUR car for what it is.
BTW this thread should be:lock: :lock: :lock: :lock:
dont worry one of your power hungry mods will lock it soon enough;)

Konig Feather W/ BFGoodrich G-Force NT's l Eibach Sportline l MPX Oil Cap l NiteShade l AEM CAI l TWM Short Throw l Front/Rear Tranny Mounts l 5% Tint l Debadged l Color Matched Mirrors l SilverStars l Custom SS Front Bumper l Rear Seats Removed l Photoshield

ok, these are your mods. and you are making fun of a engine that is capable of producing more than 2 horsepower per liter? who cares if the turbo will be better? there was not one avalible when we bought it. why am i even arguing this? mpx oil cap? and you make a thred slaming an engine that in my opinion will be able to keep up with the turbo engine anyway. (just not dollar per horsepower wise)

read last post

only reason its bieing put down is the 2,895,307th LNF cobalt thread. and honestly i dont have an LSJ anymore. ITS A COBALT for christ's sake, its never gonna be considered a collector car, never gonna be considered rare, enjoy YOUR car for what it is.
BTW this thread should be:lock: :lock: :lock: :lock:
dont worry one of your power hungry mods will lock it soon enough;)

SSCobalt~SSZ24
11-01-2007, 03:28 PM
cuz the lnf is jesus christ on earth again

Dante915
11-01-2007, 03:30 PM
cuz the lnf is jesus christ on earth again

ya, it's a dark time for all lsj's...did johnny ever think about merging w/ urcobalt . com??

Archie
11-01-2007, 03:31 PM
Why is this thread in the tecnical discussion???
It should be in LNF general. Actually it should probably be in the lounge for the remaining 5 minutes before it gets :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock:

Why doesn't everyone get that both engines are amazing!!

A 4 banger putting out 200-220whp stock!! Not to mention 240whp under warranty. Go back to just 1990, and that didn't exist, PERIOD. Hell look at the 70's. V8's were putting out that kind of power!!

The LNF is just an evolution of the LSJ and everything it stands for. Sure it isn't supercharged, but it still has forced induction. It is still going in the same car with some great improvements. Why can't we be like the Vette guys? Sure a C5 is slower, but it is still a Fucking Corvette!! Sure a stock LSJ is slower, but it is still a Fucking Cobalt!!!

Why can't everyone understand that the LNF wouldn't be possible without the research and development of the LSJ?

I think we need to invite some Honda guys over here so we can all tell them how slow they are gonna be compared to the new Cobalt.:lol: You know, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

RuSSo-29
11-01-2007, 03:31 PM
i want your recaros...ship them



mmmm...vettes....NUT

Some 1's got dibbs on em at the moment. If he don't come threw, I'll get back to U on the seats. Then again, this thread will prob be :lock: So i wont remember who wanted em. PM me i guess if Ya want em

distillion
11-01-2007, 03:34 PM
Why is this thread in the tecnical discussion???
It should be in LNF general. Actually it should probably be in the lounge for the remaining 5 minutes before it gets :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock:

Why doesn't everyone get that both engines are amazing!!

A 4 banger putting out 200-220whp stock!! Not to mention 240whp under warranty. Go back to just 1990, and that didn't exist, PERIOD. Hell look at the 70's. V8's were putting out that kind of power!!

The LNF is just an evolution of the LSJ and everything it stands for. Sure it isn't supercharged, but it still has forced induction. It is still going in the same car with some great improvements. Why can't we be like the Vette guys? Sure a C5 is slower, but it is still a Fucking Corvette!! Sure a stock LSJ is slower, but it is still a Fucking Cobalt!!!

Why can't everyone understand that the LNF wouldn't be possible without the research and development of the LSJ?

I think we need to invite some Honda guys over here so we can all tell them how slow they are gonna be compared to the new Cobalt.:lol: You know, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

^^AGREED


to the thread starter.

























































http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o306/distillion/please_end_yourself.jpg

Dante915
11-01-2007, 03:36 PM
Some 1's got dibbs on em at the moment. If he don't come threw, I'll get back to U on the seats. Then again, this thread will prob be :lock: So i wont remember who wanted em. PM me i guess if Ya want em

i'll proly be banned anyway...as for the previous post clearly you dont get the point of this thread....where the hell are the mods? guess it's to early or something

Coblt ss super
11-01-2007, 03:36 PM
Ib4tl!!!!

thedubsack85
11-01-2007, 03:37 PM
^^ i agree with that picture....

Archie
11-01-2007, 03:38 PM
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o306/distillion/please_end_yourself.jpg

^^^^^:lol: :lol:

Dante915
11-01-2007, 03:40 PM
i might get killed in my car....my driver seat is all fucked up for some reason...it's all the way back and wont move...i'm only 5'10" so i'm barely able to get the clutch to the floor and my seat is at a freakin 80 degree angle for the next 2 weeks:cussing:

bow chicka bow wow

distillion
11-01-2007, 03:40 PM
to all the current SS/SC owners and all the future SS/TC owners!




























































http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o306/distillion/motivator1756013.jpg

Dante915
11-01-2007, 03:43 PM
^^AGREED


to the thread starter.

























































http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o306/distillion/please_end_yourself.jpg

lol....pic saved to photobucket...

redlineblueline
11-01-2007, 03:44 PM
idk about the lnf as long as the lsj aftermarket doesnt disappear i just hate all the threads about it..the new post box is filled with ZOMG!!!!111one LNF and its annoying

saunders1986
11-01-2007, 03:46 PM
whats with all the ls guys slaming the LSJ's??? its like they have the LNF....... people have alot of growing up to do

Dante915
11-01-2007, 03:50 PM
idk about the lnf as long as the lsj aftermarket doesnt disappear i just hate all the threads about it..the new post box is filled with ZOMG!!!!111one LNF and its annoying

the lsj is too popular for the after market to disappear. the thing i like about the LNF is a matter of personal preference. smaller pulley's = no boost control. w/ a turbo at least you can decrease boost for street driving and push a button for higher levels all w/ your lil finger. but you dont need an lnf for that. the le5 l61 and even the lsj can be swapped to a turbo set up...we saw that w/ tag and it put down over 300hp...which is a lil high for my taste but still awesome

TheCaptain
11-01-2007, 03:50 PM
whats with all the ls guys slaming the LSJ's??? its like they have the LNF....... people have alot of growing up to do


Yep. Just goes to show their age.
:lock: this one up!

Dante915
11-01-2007, 03:51 PM
whats with all the ls guys slaming the LSJ's??? its like they have the LNF....... people have alot of growing up to do

i'm not slaming the lsj, just SOME of the people who think an lsj makes your penis larger. SOME of the lsj owners are pretty cool but SOME act like the srt guys when you call their car a neon.

TheCaptain
11-01-2007, 03:54 PM
i'm not slaming the lsj, just SOME of the people who think an lsj makes your penis larger. SOME of the lsj owners are pretty cool but SOME act like the srt guys when you call their car a neon.

Well, thats good. You don't have to go make a nut hug post about it. :rolleyes:

distillion
11-01-2007, 03:54 PM
found this in the motivational poster thread, since we are talkin about neons, i felt the need to spread the joy:)
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o306/distillion/1111111111.jpg

tim.t
11-01-2007, 03:55 PM
the mods are slipping, almost an hour and three pages and no :lock: :lol:

Dante915
11-01-2007, 03:58 PM
the mods are slipping, almost an hour and three pages and no :lock: :lol:

QFT...lol:nono:

M-Dub
11-01-2007, 04:00 PM
WOW.... just WOW!

Dante915
11-01-2007, 04:02 PM
WOW.... just WOW!

thats been said already...lol

so yesterday i was at the dealership and they let their employees dress up...there was these 2 HAWT chicks dressed up as a pirate and a sailor both where wearing short ass skirts...it was oh so sweet:) God bless :usa:

M-Dub
11-01-2007, 04:05 PM
WOW.... just WOW!


WOW...just WOW!

saunders1986
11-01-2007, 04:06 PM
i dressed up also..... i was a 08 cobalt turbocharged........ i went around haunting all the ss/sc guys......

tim.t
11-01-2007, 04:07 PM
^^^lmao

an0malous
11-01-2007, 04:07 PM
i'm not slaming the lsj, just SOME of the people who think an lsj makes your penis larger. SOME of the lsj owners are pretty cool but SOME act like the srt guys when you call their car a neon.

backpeddle much?

Dante915
11-01-2007, 04:09 PM
backpeddle much?

bow chicka bow wow...

i dont think your pms and report are getting through...you guys might wanna rag on your mods

TheCaptain
11-01-2007, 04:10 PM
backpeddle much?

Thats all he's got folks!
Tune in next week when we make fun of his house!

saunders1986
11-01-2007, 04:11 PM
i'm starting a new thread..... its gonna be a campaign to make an0malous a mod

M-Dub
11-01-2007, 04:13 PM
And it won't work Saunders..... unfortunatly!


WOW, the majority of the LNF vs. LSJ threads are from little kids with LS's, and you are all letting them get to you!

Redtide
11-01-2007, 04:14 PM
I have the best solution.....

Ill keep my ss/sc and buy ss/tc badges.... problem fixt!

Dante915
11-01-2007, 04:16 PM
i'm starting a new thread..... its gonna be a campaign to make an0malous a mod

lol....generally in any forum starting a thread to make someone a mod always fails...

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n151/Dante915/own3d-retard.jpg

this has nothing to do w/ anything but really....who cares...
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n151/Dante915/kegs.jpg

I have the best solution.....

Ill keep my ss/sc and buy ss/tc badges.... problem fixt!

lol...and make sure you buy that ebay thing that goes on the exhaust to make a BOV sound

Redtide
11-01-2007, 04:17 PM
lol...and make sure you buy that ebay thing that goes on the exhaust to make a BOV sound
Installing that tomarrow!!!!!111:cssNET:

saunders1986
11-01-2007, 04:19 PM
i wasnt serious hahaha! but he should be a mod

TheCaptain
11-01-2007, 04:20 PM
I have the best solution.....

Ill keep my ss/sc and buy ss/tc badges.... problem fixt!

haha :lol:

an0malous
11-01-2007, 04:21 PM
lol thanks man. but im way to opinionated to be a mod.

Dante915
11-01-2007, 04:21 PM
i wasnt serious hahaha! but he should be a mod

lol, is he power hungry or one of those people who can actually be a mod and not let it get to their head and take over the site to the point where even the admin cant control them.

nice choice of tires btw;)

TheCaptain
11-01-2007, 04:22 PM
lol thanks man. but im way to opinionated to be a mod.

So? It's not like the judicial system isn't... Wait! Lets not get into that...

Omega_5
11-01-2007, 04:23 PM
lol thanks man. but im way to opinionated to be a mod.

Mods are best when they are opinionated.


WRT this thread... I haven't read all of it, nor do I intend to, cause judging by the title, it and the creator are both retarded...
n00bs need to be put on a leash to prevent this kind of stupidity....

Dante915
11-01-2007, 04:24 PM
well it was fun but i HAVE to go wash my cheap ass 2.2L LS economy box cause it's filthy. I'll troll tomorrow if i'm not banned :cssNET:

M-Dub
11-01-2007, 04:25 PM
:lock::lock::lock::lock:

TheCaptain
11-01-2007, 04:26 PM
Tyler! I was wondering where you were!

jgarciarivera
11-01-2007, 04:29 PM
IBTL

LNF post= e^9484584839493499349349399393949394885

definitely gay.

Omega_5
11-01-2007, 04:29 PM
Lunch...

Got your email... going to get Jen to start on it tonight.

DC52NV
11-01-2007, 04:39 PM
well it was fun but i HAVE to go wash my cheap ass 2.2L LS economy box cause it's filthy. I'll troll tomorrow if i'm not banned :cssNET:

my guess is you won't.