will adding this chip and replacing the one with my stage 2 kit cause me any problems, this one is supposed to add mroe power and better mpg?

 

before i slap the **** out of you. the answer is no.

 

are you serious? is this a joke? My fast and the furoius meter is going crazy for some reason.

 

HAHAHAHAHA, damnit area, how did u beat me in here

i want a chip too!!! umm....sour cream and onion please!

ps wtf does me any problems mean? anyone?

 

i have cat like reflexes
also have extreme ninja skillz

 

well i have chuck norris next to me red as **** in the face ready to findz u!

 

i think the main problem youll have is a blown engine.

 

tell chuck google found him

 

the stage 5 kit will have you runnning mid 12s right next to me

 

easy now, i asked a simple question that required a simple answer, i simply asked the people who know before i made my engine blow, i wont be putting it in

 

 

go to the official horsepower thread, and see what all the fast cobalts have been doing.. then duplicate.
/thread

 

and split, in case u have literacy problems, i said cause me any problems sugar ****, re read it k next!

 

Give em a break. He just dosent know about cars like you do.

 

well aside and beyond the grammarical and spelling mistakes, it was really hard to tell if you were asking or bragging.


My main worries is that if you install the stage 5 chip you might cause malfunctions in the flux capacitor, did you change the lubrication to ultra silk oils so that the capacitor runs hot enough to keep at least 2 g's of force on the throttle body housing?

 

you should go to http://www.2girls1cup.com you're answers are there.

 

ryan your damn right, and never would i claim to know much about cars, **** to tell you the truth i learn what i know from the freaks on this site

 

unless your installing it in your leg, the car would have the problems, not you.

literacy my ass.

 

split your speaking to a mechanical nit wit, i dont claim to know much about cars and like ive said the cats on this site is where i pick up new stuff to add to my car, some fool told me bout that chip that i know so i figured id ask yall before i made a mistake

 

Dont listen to these guys its a good way to gain hp. DO IT DO IT DO IT COME ON DO IT.

 

god damn i think i learned my lesson for asking a question in here :-)

 

your a mechanic? wow.... thats actually too easy of a set up to take....


im gonna pretend i didnt see you say that...






LEWLIESSSSSSSSSSS

 

This topic reminded me of a conversation I had with a local ricer the other day while cleaning out the balt. He was driving a chrysler lebaron, and was like "ohhhh man that thing must kick" I just said "yeah it goes alright" Then he was like "Yeah I bet my lebaron could give that thing a good run" I had my hood opend and he was like "got any nos bro?" I just said "Ahhhh no. Its supercharged though" He says "Where is it?" I point and he says "oh oh oh oh oh yeah sweet man" Then he tells me about a turbo maxima he used to have, saying "Yeah it had a turbo and an intercooler and like a stage 4 computer" Sheesh.

 

split split split, a nit wit is someone who doesnt have much knowledge of the topic at hand, such as mechanics

only work i do to my own car is the sound system, im not dumb enough to do something i dont know how to do, which is mechanical

 

i prefer www.4girlsfingerpaint.com

that site is the hawtness.


rob. simple. no chip, nor any ebay add on will do anything good for your car. period.