Mr Mall Cop

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Wrap tin foil around your coil packs

Mr Mall Cop

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Write vetec on the top of your motor with a magic marker

Mr Mall Cop

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Also mud flaps with Vetec on them help for performance

Mr Mall Cop

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Let's keep this thread going

Mr Mall Cop

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Put bright orange **** rug on the entire floor of the car on the dash board and back deck

Mr Mall Cop

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Also put **** rug on the head liner of the car and have fake sheep skin seat covers with a white fuzzy steering wheel cover

nathan112i

put two electric fans on the roof facing backwards for extra thrust

riceburner

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stack hubcaps together to create lighter wheels

Mr Mall Cop

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Put on wheels made of bamboo which are a lot lighter

nathan112i

take all the air out of the tires, you can save 30Lbs of air each tire that's 120Lbs. right there!

riceburner

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install magnets in the pistons to make them go up and down faster

Haven07

That won't work because the magnets will just defeat themselves, what you need to do is install springs on the top of your piston heads that way when they go up it compresses the spring and forces the piston down faster!

riceburner

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would i want lowering springs or a lift kit for that

Mr Mall Cop

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Convert it into a four door as we all know sdn's are faster

BlackielawlessSS

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Yes bill yes!

riceburner

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will cut doors in half today thanks

Mr Mall Cop

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Or you could just get a magic marker and draw some extra doors on it

Mr Mall Cop

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Convert it to propane

nathan112i

if he has one of these i bet he has More then 100 grand under the hood of that car

riceburner

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Lol thats awesome

bmartz1991

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This thread though.

riceburner

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If i was good at photoshop id make a picture if what my ls cobalt would look like by now, had i taken all suggestions submitted seriously

bmartz1991

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Don't lie to me.

Mr Mall Cop

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That would be a good idea

Xmetalhead2003X

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Got a guy in an rsx what wants to challenge you.