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Old 12-28-2011, 04:38 PM   #1851
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Jesus. Talk about cleaning car and this thread turns into clean mine toooooooo lololol
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Old 12-28-2011, 04:45 PM   #1852
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you will learn young one, posting of cleaning others cars turns into you are car washing magic man who cleans all cars.
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Old 12-28-2011, 04:48 PM   #1853
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Lazzzzzzzzzy asssssss
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i get to go grocery shopping this tonight for glamis wooo
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Old 12-28-2011, 04:51 PM   #1855
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well ya but you did a horrible job on my car cuz its still brown. now i got to do it myself.
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Old 12-28-2011, 04:54 PM   #1856
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lets not let this turn into religion. but a funny as hell read

Into the Bunker: A Descent into the Underground World of Beat-Worshipping Satan Lovers.
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As an undercover reporter, I always have to find a way to blend in to the crowd so I am not discovered. This is assignment has been the most difficult transformation to date, and required extensive research at Hot Topic and hours of time getting into vinyl pants and high laced boots, the guise of these ungodly creatures. I found the meeting location of the cult from a glossy flyer strategically left on the ground in Hollywood over Bela Lugosi’s star. No doubt, their pick up/drop off site for correspondence. What did this mean? Why was there an image of a nun bearing her breasts in seduce the cult to the location of their sacrilegious sex orgy? I considered this an attack on religion, even if it was just the Catholics, our children could be next. I had to find out what they were planning, and so I went undercover to one of the most prolific underground satanic cult gatherings in the world, called The Bunker. It became immediately obvious that they were an exclusive private society, probably communists, when I was thoroughly searched by their secret service, who were disguised as Salvadorian security guards. I ascended to the top of an oddly lit stairwell when I was asked to pay ten dollars by the Madame, probably for the virgin raping and prostitution that was to commence. The loud beat of the music was a repetitive hypnotic chant that caused the Satan worshipers to commence in a ceremonial dance with what seemed a rehearsed choreography that incorporated obscure twitching, violent body movements, a result of their obvious possession. Others stood transfixed, dosing themselves with drugs and alcohol, staring into sea of black uniforms and naked flesh. The prostitutes were very easy to pick out because they were basically all the women there, except for the lesbian bartender and the lady who was checking their ceremonial cloaks, seemingly entranced by some hypnosis, probably a heroin addiction and endless supply of prostitutes. There were poles for the half naked prostitutes who may or may not have been half robots, as the metal adornments and synthetic hair and eye color gave away that they may not be human. Many of the cult wore goggles, probably in expectation of a government raid, or to protect themselves from the *** splattered orgy that would occur later. I had no idea they were ***** as well until I realized that all of the music was sung in German and by the same band. Was this the commanding voice of their great leader, demanding they dance on and eat more drugs? Commanding them to be violent and act out their hatred of god on innocent nuns and virgins? I spotted a nun dressed in vinyl, and decided I had to get out of there, and take her with me. At least I could rescue one of these sex slaves. Unfortunately, as I was trying to drag her out of there, I was attacked by their secret police and thrown out on the street. I have gone to the police, but I fear this cult has more influence than I though. They now control the police, but they do not control Christ. Christ will always prevail, return from his persecution and ascend to glory.

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Old 12-28-2011, 04:59 PM   #1857
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i knew it, girls are half robots.
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Old 12-28-2011, 05:03 PM   #1858
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i posted this because i go to das bunker once in a while. not even close to what he describes. i found it amusing hahahaha
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Old 12-28-2011, 05:05 PM   #1860
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Old 12-28-2011, 05:43 PM   #1861
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im just gonna leave this one here too

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so funny story, actually its not a story. but i came across a picture of me at last years new years.

i was trying to smile...


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Old 12-28-2011, 05:56 PM   #1863
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who's the girl. and that looks like me when i'm trashed haha
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jesus dude what did you drink? bengay numbing cream?
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cowboy koolaid. and too many shots.
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who's the girl. and that looks like me when i'm trashed haha
my buddies gf
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never heard of cowboy koolaid?

and lucky buddy, she's cute
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Old 12-28-2011, 06:00 PM   #1868
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ehh cali 5 lol
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basically a few gallons of liquor. flavoring. and some fruits all mixed into a giant cooler.
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Old 12-28-2011, 06:14 PM   #1870
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So is it bad for your feet to wear shoes a size to big? my mom bought them for me, they feel good. they look good..but they are like a size to big. lol
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i don't see what they'd be hurting. just might be awkward to walk in. i've had the same shoes since '07
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i think my feet really hurt today because i played basketball again for the first time in like a year. lol
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Old 12-28-2011, 06:31 PM   #1874
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so bored. and another hour to go
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Im going to the casino after work gonna win it big!
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