They Say Canadians Don't Brag.....
 

So, What do we Canadians Have to be Proud of?
1. Smarties (not sold in the USA )


2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
(not sold in the USA )

3. The size of our footballs fields, one less
down, and bigger balls.


4. Baseball is Canadian - 1st game
June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll, ON


5. Lacrosse is Canadian


6. Hockey is Canadian


7. Basketball is Canadian


8. Apple pie is Canadian


9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers

10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts

11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back past
their White House. Then we burned it, and
most of Washington ...
We got bored because they ran away.
Then, we came home and partied....
Go figure.


12. Canada has the largest French population
that never surrendered to Germany .


13. We have the largest English population
that never Ever surrendered or withdrew
during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER!
(We got clobbered in the odd battle but
prevailed in ALL the wars)


14.. Our civil war was fought in a bar and
lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our
civil war was an American mercenary, he
slept in and missed the whole thing.
He showed up just in time to get caught.


16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.


17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned
over 10% of the earth's surface and is still
around as the world's oldest company.


18. The average dog sled team can kill and
devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
(That's more information than I need!)


19.. We know what to do with the parts
of a buffalo.


20.. We don't marry our kin-folk....

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro,
zippers, insulin, penicillin and the telephone..
Also short wave radios which save countless
lives each year.

22.. We have ALL frozen our tongues to
something metal and lived to tell about it.

23.. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have coloured money.

25. Our beer advertisements kick ass
(Incidently... so does our beer)
BUT MOST IMPORTANT !

The handles on our beer cases are big enough
to fit your hands in with mitts on.


OOOoohhhhh..... Canada !!
Oh yeah... And our elections only take one day!

very nice!

Apparently,Canadians invented patience to type up stupid a$$ threads. :)

You forgot poor sportsman ship and the fact that you trash your own towns when the americans beat you at hockey :)

Vancouver Riot Video: Destruction After Boston Bruins Win Stanley Cup - YouTube

Your post office rocks too :) I kid. I have to give you guys credit with the beer though... it tis some good stuff in which I will be drinking tonight

fail

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moulson sucks. sierra nevada 10000000000000000x's > moulson. moulson just tastes like yuengling.
smarties are sold in the usa
our money is colored too it's green
dunkin donuts sucks anyways, maple donuts ftw

don't feel like reading the rest

I'm with this ^^^

All i have to say is







'Merica.

oo yea, NHL, NFL, MLB,


you can claim all the spors you want, America just as the best leagues.

what's moulson?

and our money is made of plastic.. :twothumbs

canadian piss water
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q...eer/molson.jpg

and more canadian piss water

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yea beer isn't lookin like ur thing lmaooooo

not entirely... yet.

the $50 dollar bill is slated to be the second - and iirc going to debut around march 2012;
australia went this way years ago...

Lol.


Their were more Canadian born and raised players on the bruins then on the canucks.

Poop

yet america is still better...



btw smarties are sold here...

Why would we export the good stuff? That would be silly. Blue and Canadian I admit to me aren't very good.

What about Alexander Keiths, Moosehead, Sleemans Honey Brown, Great Western (mostly in Western Canada), and Steam Whistle (Mostly in Eastern Canada)? Those are all great beers.

lol knew this was gonna start a shitstorm. i doubt very much he put alot of effort into typing that all out.. probably cut and pasted..

Thats true... I wasn't trying to sound critical or anything. I just wanted to mention that we did have good beer up here. Everyone has their own tast though and that is why there are so many different kinds of food/beverage around the world. I'm sure there is some great stuff in the states that we don't have up here and don't know about too.

LOLOLOLOL

26. We have Poutine. delish.

It sucks now that it was bought out by Americans. I drink the local brewed stuff.

Ya but we also make love in the middle of the riots too! And dont tell me americans don't riot after sporting events.
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yet still America's hat ;)

it's called molson* :lol:

yea w/e i started drinkin @ 11 lmao

dont canadians cross the border just to shop in the U.S. because we have wayyyyyyy better prices? 1. dont ever talk shit on Dunkin' Donuts 2. Smarties are the shit & we have thos mother fuckers here (: 3. dis is Merica