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Old 08-28-2008, 07:02 PM
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So i knocked out 4 of 6 girls today...

Just like the title says.... here's the story

I got paid today and was headed to the bank to cash in my check. When i got to the bank there was a group of 5 girls outside the bank just hanging around. I didn't think much of it. I went inside and I was the only one in there along with another girl who was just finished and walked out. As im at the bank teller, the girl comes back and waits in line. I never thought much of anything. I needed to take out 2,000. So when i asked for it i guess the girl over heard me. She left the bank in a hurry. Still i didn't think much of it. I leave the bank 2 or 3 minutes later and guess who's by my car... the same 5 girls. so i was a little hesitant to go over there, its only girls but i knew they wanted trouble...

So im still walking towards my car and all of a sudden BOOM, i get punched in the side of my face, i was like WTF? at this point i knew it was that bitch in the bank. I look up and its her, she tries going for my wallet in my back pocket but cant because i overpowered her, i throw her arms off and i ******* LAYED it to her right in her face. She went flying to the floor like a sac of potatoes. I see her 5 friends running over towards me, im thinking to myself, oh **** what do i do. but i just unloaded. 1 girl after the other, pop...pop...pop.. pop...pop... 2 girls slowly got up and wanted more but i said they they better think twice before i i hurt them any farther... i see 4 girls just laying there. i call 911 on my cell and EMS and police were there in less then 2 minutes. as soon as i was getting off my phone 2 cruisers were already at the scene, cops put me in handcuffs for only a couple minutes when they realized i was just defending myself. a whole lot of **** happened in between the cops coming and now but im too tired to type out all the details. i got home and noticed a fucken long ass scratch on my car tho. lucky for me it was my SC1

If ur asking if i feel bad? yes i do, i never hit any girl in my life let alone 6 in less then 5 minutes. its something that i hope i never have to do again.

flame suit ready

Update: Insurance wont cover the scratch on my car unless i have a police report stating that they in fact did do this. In order to do that i have to prove to the police they one of them did this. Do i know 100% if they did it? no i don't unfortunately. Turns out they are only charging the girl who attacked me and let those other girls go. The officer who let me know said we let them off given what i did to them was enough punishment. That's total BS right there. The officer also told me that there is a slight chance that these girls might try and file a law suit... which he did say they have no chance. he was just giving me a heads up. I haven't found anything in the local newspaper yet but hopefully something turns up. i might call in to the Guardian and have them write up a story on my interesting night

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Old 08-28-2008, 07:03 PM
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i'd have done the same thing, a mugging is a mugging
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Srsly?

For some reason I thought this thread was going to be NWS. lawl
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holy **** thats funny, but im glad you are ok. sucks about the scratch. i have never hit a girl.
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Old 08-28-2008, 07:05 PM
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wow haha amazing story

wouldnt exactly flame you though... its not like you beat them to a pulp. you did what you had to do
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knock any teeth out?
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If I were a guy I would have knocked their asses out too, just because their girls doesn't change the fact that they're trying to rob you.
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holy **** thats ******* awesome!

did you take any pics?
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crazy bitches!!
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haha, dont feel bad man

Good story
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No flame. I would have done the exact same thing. And I'm not one to hit a girl either. But if you get attacked like that you need to defend yourself. Good Work

P.S. I also would have been SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS!
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should have banged them while they were down.
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If a girl punches you she becomes a man, enough said
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dude,look at it this way if the bitches wanted to fight they got one, u don't play lumberjack if u cant pick up your end of the log,its called equal rights
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Originally Posted by joeworkstoohard View Post
i'd have done the same thing, a mugging is a mugging
yea starting a fight with a girl is one thing, but beating up a bunch of bitches who just tried to mug you is entirely different
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figures...first thing the cop does and put you in handcuffs...yet if you were the one on the ground..i dont believe the girl would immedetly be put in cuffs.. dumb country.

Funny story tho
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bitches deserved to get laid out for trying to mug you
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exactly. now if you continued pummeling them then a flaming is due. all you did was get your point across.
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I'm sure there will be some nay sayers in here though.
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Srsly?

For some reason I thought this thread was going to be NWS. lawl
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got pics?
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lol that ***** priceless. Atleast it wasn't 6 girls beat me up and stole 2g's. Don't know if i'd even tell anyone that happened.
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I'm sure there will be some nay sayer in here though.
of course

"I'm so bad ass I would have convinced them to stop, strip for me, then I would have had a 7-some and showered them bitches when I was done"
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shoulda teabagged them all while they were on the ground.
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of course

"I'm so bad ass I would have convinced them to stop, strip for me, then I would have had a 7-some and showered them bitches when I was done"
lol that's awesome
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**** that if a girl is going to hit me,I assume they want to be a man about it and I will slam the broad to the ground regardless,that is the way I see it.You did the right thing by defending yourself and protecting what you earn,they were probable crack ****** anyways specially if they're hanging out in front of a bank.
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