Dear Teays Valley, WV Ricer,
 

I find it funny that you had your front and rear bowties on your 4dr LS covered with pink tape. That was funny, really. Then, I found it hilarious that the 16" Wal-mart quality rims were deemed "DUBS" by you, as per your sticker on your trunk. Then, I was almost in tears when I saw that you had put an SS badge on your trunk. Really, it was hard to drive. And then you became "that guy". The looks you were giving me as you raced back and forth around my car, were unsettling, honestly. Really, I think you need to be examined. But the beat all end all, of you trying to race me, in your rice machine, in the 35 degree weather, on a busy interstate, was the fact that you had your wife and your infant in the car.

You sir, should have been swallowed. I feel bad for the woman that has given you the ability to procreate with her. I sincerely hope you read this site. Thanks and have a nice day. :D