<3 gotta love dunkin
<3 gotta love dunkin
03-30-2011, 11:08 PM
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lmao yup she sat in the car the whole time for reasons unknown. she couldnt of been going fast. there is only about 20ft or so of park n lot behind those parking blocks you see on the pics. i seen this and i was like damn she loves her dunkin... facebook and css.net time when i get home haha
03-31-2011, 02:18 AM
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lmao yup she sat in the car the whole time for reasons unknown. she couldnt of been going fast. there is only about 20ft or so of park n lot behind those parking blocks you see on the pics. i seen this and i was like damn she loves her dunkin... facebook and css.net time when i get home haha
Although I guess it is a little hard to see the giant building.This happens tho. I know of a case where an older lady accidently drove forward and drove over her friend and pushed her through an apartment building then backed up and launched it into a tree.
03-31-2011, 02:31 AM
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About 15 years back, back in my hometown, some girl lost control in a parking lot, drove off a small cliff that went from a food store to Walmart, went airbourne and went right through the wall of WalMart. If you ever seen the picture of HardRock Cafe with the pink classic car in wall...well it looked like that. That cliff was a good 15-20ft high.
03-31-2011, 03:15 AM
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lol iv only seen a car jump a curb in the parking lot of a udf and went right threw the store i was in the bathroom at the time. i thought the building had got bombed ha
03-31-2011, 09:31 AM
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Bahaha seriously. I remember Bill Engvall talking about something like this, its not like a squirrel darting out in front of her, that building hasn't moved in 10+ years lol
We'll fix that!
I'd **** my pants if I were sitting at one of those windows damn
We'll fix that!
I'd **** my pants if I were sitting at one of those windows damn
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03-31-2011, 10:07 AM
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A guy I grew up with put his STi through the waiting room of a doctor's office (AFTER hours thank God). He pulled in the lot to turn around, and according to him his flip-flop got stuck between the floorboard and the gas pedal, car did a donut and shot straight into the building.
I couldn't imagine being a dude and looking someone in the face telling them "Yeah, I wrecked my car. My flip-flop got stuck on the gas pedal."
I couldn't imagine being a dude and looking someone in the face telling them "Yeah, I wrecked my car. My flip-flop got stuck on the gas pedal."
03-31-2011, 09:17 PM
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03-31-2011, 10:51 PM
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HERE IS THE STORY!!!!
1) Woman drives to Dunkin Donuts to get even more fat than she already is because she is depressed.
2) She talking to some other fat bitch on the phone because technology surpassed the point of actually having a conversation with the other person in the car.
3) She said "Hold on and I'll text you the phone number" since talking on the phone and actually remembering a phone number is too ******* hard these days.
4) Besides this, she has her purse in her lap trying to find a coupon to dunkin donuts since she wants a Boston Creme, Chocolate Frosted, Double Chocolate Cake, A bagel, a 20 sack of munchkins and two coffees. (This is all for her fat ass by the way)
4) She goes to type with her fat ass fingers and shes pressing 3 keys at once.
5) She gets so fustraited that her phone physically tells her that her fingers are too fat for this phone
6) She negates to think hey maybe I should pay attention to the thing I was doing in the first place..........................OH YA DRIVING and not forget where the hell the brake pedal went and how her fat foot got on the gas to do all that damage that probably wont be covered by her insurance since its MAYHAM!!!!!
1) Woman drives to Dunkin Donuts to get even more fat than she already is because she is depressed.
2) She talking to some other fat bitch on the phone because technology surpassed the point of actually having a conversation with the other person in the car.
3) She said "Hold on and I'll text you the phone number" since talking on the phone and actually remembering a phone number is too ******* hard these days.
4) Besides this, she has her purse in her lap trying to find a coupon to dunkin donuts since she wants a Boston Creme, Chocolate Frosted, Double Chocolate Cake, A bagel, a 20 sack of munchkins and two coffees. (This is all for her fat ass by the way)
4) She goes to type with her fat ass fingers and shes pressing 3 keys at once.
5) She gets so fustraited that her phone physically tells her that her fingers are too fat for this phone
6) She negates to think hey maybe I should pay attention to the thing I was doing in the first place..........................OH YA DRIVING and not forget where the hell the brake pedal went and how her fat foot got on the gas to do all that damage that probably wont be covered by her insurance since its MAYHAM!!!!!
03-31-2011, 10:59 PM
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the plates was jersey. obviously you never seen a jersey driver haha. i suggest you get out of deleware. there is nothing there. seriously...
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03-31-2011, 11:01 PM
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HERE IS THE STORY!!!!
1) Woman drives to Dunkin Donuts to get even more fat than she already is because she is depressed.
2) She talking to some other fat bitch on the phone because technology surpassed the point of actually having a conversation with the other person in the car.
3) She said "Hold on and I'll text you the phone number" since talking on the phone and actually remembering a phone number is too ******* hard these days.
4) Besides this, she has her purse in her lap trying to find a coupon to dunkin donuts since she wants a Boston Creme, Chocolate Frosted, Double Chocolate Cake, A bagel, a 20 sack of munchkins and two coffees. (This is all for her fat ass by the way)
4) She goes to type with her fat ass fingers and shes pressing 3 keys at once.
5) She gets so fustraited that her phone physically tells her that her fingers are too fat for this phone
6) She negates to think hey maybe I should pay attention to the thing I was doing in the first place..........................OH YA DRIVING and not forget where the hell the brake pedal went and how her fat foot got on the gas to do all that damage that probably wont be covered by her insurance since its MAYHAM!!!!!
1) Woman drives to Dunkin Donuts to get even more fat than she already is because she is depressed.
2) She talking to some other fat bitch on the phone because technology surpassed the point of actually having a conversation with the other person in the car.
3) She said "Hold on and I'll text you the phone number" since talking on the phone and actually remembering a phone number is too ******* hard these days.
4) Besides this, she has her purse in her lap trying to find a coupon to dunkin donuts since she wants a Boston Creme, Chocolate Frosted, Double Chocolate Cake, A bagel, a 20 sack of munchkins and two coffees. (This is all for her fat ass by the way)
4) She goes to type with her fat ass fingers and shes pressing 3 keys at once.
5) She gets so fustraited that her phone physically tells her that her fingers are too fat for this phone
6) She negates to think hey maybe I should pay attention to the thing I was doing in the first place..........................OH YA DRIVING and not forget where the hell the brake pedal went and how her fat foot got on the gas to do all that damage that probably wont be covered by her insurance since its MAYHAM!!!!!
03-31-2011, 11:09 PM
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I had a great day today. I just love to poke fun at people because the lack of intelligence. I dont pick up my cell phone in the car.
I always live by one rule of code. If someone you love very much has died, you would want to know about it. But finding out while driving and having a nervous breakdown can cause some major damage. Plus, if they are already dead then what is the hurry? They aren't coming back and getting there any faster isn't going to change anything. So wait to use your cell phone before you kill someone else while driving in YOUR car. It's more of an acceptance than a realization.
I always live by one rule of code. If someone you love very much has died, you would want to know about it. But finding out while driving and having a nervous breakdown can cause some major damage. Plus, if they are already dead then what is the hurry? They aren't coming back and getting there any faster isn't going to change anything. So wait to use your cell phone before you kill someone else while driving in YOUR car. It's more of an acceptance than a realization.
04-01-2011, 09:52 AM
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I still could not imagine being a guy and having to explain that you wrecked because of your flip-flops. At that point I would make up a story about this swarm of angry killer bees flying in through the HVAC vents and attacking me, and while I was bravely trying to fight them off (instead of jumping from the car and running away like a little girl), I realized that I would be unable to fend them off myself, so I rolled down the window, mashed the gas, and started doing donuts with the hope of getting them out of the car. Then I got stung and as I was losing consciousness, I lost control and hit the building.
04-01-2011, 09:55 AM
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