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Old 05-19-2009, 10:07 PM
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Jizz on leather seats.
Need a little help here, My ex-girlfriend's dried ejaculatory liquid is dried up in the perforations in my leather seats, I've scrubbed, and scrubbed, and scrubbed, but I just can't get the **** out! Anyone have any ideas? I'm on the virge of buying new seats, its starting to smell ******* horrible.

Please, don't tell me the *****'s liquid herpes ruined my leather.
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Hahahah i can help but laugh! Smell that bad huh?
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I'm sorry, but I find this hilarious
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a stain is one thing....but it....smells?! lol, time to trade her in not the car lol.
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Lmfao, yea. Its absolutely horrible. Gotta drive with the windows down 24/7 or I get dizzy.
Smells like old, moldy potato salad and coins.

@07MetallicSC: Notice I said _EX_girlfriend. .
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This is too funny
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wow....wow. buy car seats?
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Originally Posted by Trae
Lmfao, yea. Its absolutely horrible. Gotta drive with the windows down 24/7 or I get dizzy.
Smells like old, moldy potato salad and coins.

@07MetallicSC: Notice I said _EX_girlfriend. .
wow dude u might wanna just burn the whole car if it smells so bad. that bitch must be raunch! ! ! hahahaha
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Originally Posted by hatrickstu
pwned.
x2.

She mother ******* OWNED you

o and.... pics??? lol


pics of the ho that is
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sourcream on the seats eewwwwww
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just keep a bottle of febreeze back there and spray every time you get in
or try a soft bristle tooth brush and some leather cleaner lol
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Pics or ban, calling you out on such a randomness.... if its tru you really got owned.
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this is f'n funny
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1 and only option

Burn that bitch to the ground
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Give me until tomorrow to get the pictures, its too dark right now.

Due to the fact that she and I both are underage, I won't be posting any pictures of either of us, so don't get your hopes up, sorry, but the pictures of the jizz, I can get.
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get a fabric safe shampoo... let it soak in, then scrub really well...

spray again, scrubb....

grab a micro fiber towel and dry it

go to the store and pick up some fabreeze... that should do the trick

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And for kicks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NNv2oiWdRU
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Maybe you could try that pet odor stuff, as a last resort.
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Originally Posted by Steven Flit
get a fabric safe shampoo... let it soak in, then scrub really well...

spray again, scrubb....

grab a micro fiber towel and dry it

go to the store and pick up some fabreeze... that should do the trick

Sounds like a good idea, thank you! I'll try it tomorrow.
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