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Old 05-19-2009, 10:56 PM
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Lmfao, yea. Its absolutely horrible. Gotta drive with the windows down 24/7 or I get dizzy.
Smells like old, moldy potato salad and coins.

@07MetallicSC: Notice I said _EX_girlfriend. .
Jesus.. Send he a Garden hose and a Gallon of vinegar for her next Birthday..


other then that..Try Lexol
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:57 PM
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Sounds like a good idea, thank you! I'll try it tomorrow.
vinegar works very well at removing odors as well.. just be sparing w/ it
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Old 05-19-2009, 11:01 PM
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If it wont come out by doing what people have already said then your prob gonna have to take the seat apart and pull the leather off the base to clean it better. Next time put something down first :P:
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Old 05-19-2009, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Steven Flit
get a fabric safe shampoo... let it soak in, then scrub really well...

spray again, scrubb....

grab a micro fiber towel and dry it

go to the store and pick up some fabreeze... that should do the trick

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And for kicks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NNv2oiWdRU
dont under estimate the power of oxiclean lol
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Old 05-19-2009, 11:29 PM
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Keep the car (seats)... Dump the girl... OK.. make it easy on yourself,, next time you go to poke her, think of your leather seats and take a deep breath in... MMMMMmmm. LOL!!

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If you buy new seats, sell that seat on ebay. Some sick ***** would pay a fortune for such a thing.
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Old 05-19-2009, 11:32 PM
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i had this same problem...except on cloth seats.

needless to say...i traded the car in -.-

you learn once.
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Another thread full of lolz.

I am not saying anymore.
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Old 05-19-2009, 11:34 PM
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hahahahaha
sorry but thats hilarious!
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It smells that bad???? I duno then.... stick your finger in ure ass and wipe it on ure mustache... maybe that would be better...???
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Old 05-19-2009, 11:43 PM
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Old 05-19-2009, 11:47 PM
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lmfao! wow
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Originally Posted by Trae
Lmfao, yea. Its absolutely horrible. Gotta drive with the windows down 24/7 or I get dizzy.
Smells like old, moldy potato salad and coins.

@07MetallicSC: Notice I said _EX_girlfriend. .
Hahaha sounds like the condition of your seat may be the least of your problems
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Old 05-19-2009, 11:50 PM
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LMAO!! this is the funniest thing ive heard in awhile. oh man use that oxi clean. u seriously got pwned!
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try licking it off. I like my gf's "ejaculatory liquids"


btw ejactlatory liquid = ***
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Old 05-19-2009, 11:53 PM
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ewwwwwww

on a serious note though...have you tried steam cleaning>????
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Try Natures Miracle... Works great with pet stains and stench. They sell it a Petsmart and Walmart
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in all seriousness try a sex shop...they may have something ...
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Originally Posted by Trae
Need a little help here, My ex-girlfriend's dried ejaculatory liquid is dried up in the perforations in my leather seats, I've scrubbed, and scrubbed, and scrubbed, but I just can't get the **** out! Anyone have any ideas? I'm on the virge of buying new seats, its starting to smell ******* horrible.

Please, don't tell me the *****'s liquid herpes ruined my leather.
Thanks for the help!

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its not ur seats u should be worried about smelling if ur little buddy was in there too
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Old 05-20-2009, 12:12 AM
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yeah you dick has not fallen off or anything right?
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Damn, people have no patience. Can't you wait to get home?

And I thought I was impatient for doing it on the couch...
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eat hard boiled eggs and fart in the spot ahahaha
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