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Old 05-23-2009, 02:50 PM
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I would dump about 5 gallons of pimp juice the energy drink on it and if it doesn't go away kill her and sell the car.
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Epic thread.
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Originally Posted by CptTheAlex
I would dump about 5 gallons of pimp juice the energy drink on it and if it doesn't go away kill her and sell the car.
HAHAHA.

trying that.
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I did this when I read the topic and first post:
Old 05-23-2009, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeyMo84
EPIC thread...i didnt know girls had uhm...ejaculatory fluids...nasty ****...i always have a towel in my trunk for any stituations that arise...including ones like this
Really? Some girls do it more than others, and it can get messy. I personally don't like it.

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lol maybe you have just never turned a girl on enough
He's Gay, I don't think that's his primary goal.
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lol thats too funny
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OMG this **** is halarious and with pics of the seat lol
Old 05-23-2009, 07:43 PM
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I wonder if I could sell the seats and get enough cash to twincharge my car?
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i just read this whole thing and pretty fuckinng funny and to your last comment i dont think so
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One of my close friends is having her baby tomorrow, so I'm trying to talk her into hanging out in my car until her water breaks.

That should increase the resale value.
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^^ yah till she wets the carpet and makes ur car smell like dirty puss and baby puss
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Originally Posted by Trae
One of my close friends is having her baby tomorrow, so I'm trying to talk her into hanging out in my car until her water breaks.

That should increase the resale value.
And now its time for another episode of good idea bad idea.

Good Idea: Taking your car to the detailer to remove a stinky ***** smell from your front seat.

Bad Idea: Taking a whole another ***** thats about to rain down a hellfire of placenta doom to remove the stinky ***** smell from your front seat.

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Hey go to the dealer and pic up some GM stain remover. It lists what it cleans on the front of the bottle. One of the items is "protein". IM NOT MAKING THIS UP.
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Picture of said GF..? haha
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lol.... wet pennies
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Originally Posted by JohnnySasakiMGS
Hey go to the dealer and pic up some GM stain remover. It lists what it cleans on the front of the bottle. One of the items is "protein". IM NOT MAKING THIS UP.
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That motivational poster is FTW
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yeah i think we should get some pictures of this hoe
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x2 so we know which bitch has some nasty poon.
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so did you ever get the stain out? and the smell?
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I told you...

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Great Stuff Look Up /\
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OMFG that is funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha
how long did you let that sit on you seats it looks like its baked in. how can you let ***** juice bake in like that lol. try rubbing alcohol and then use some leather conditioner right after.
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