So this was done on monday... The back story

A friend of mine from high school posted on fb how she was pressed to find a good priced Charger R/t... So i started picking with her and asking her why she wanted a gas guzzling pig car...So she said her new bf has one and its fast as hell and she has beat all sorts of cars in it. She has seen my car once but didnt know what it was.

So she picks up the car on sunday and posts more pics on fb. So i congratulate her and what not and tell her we should race sometime. So comes monday...All day she starts telling me that she dont wanna race me cause she will smoke me blah blah... So monday night I was like you called me all those names dont back out of the race now...So she asks me what car i drive. I said a Cobalt SS. she and her BF laugh at me and say the only thing im going to beat in there crew is (sends me a picture of a Golf cart). So I was with my roommate and friend and i was like thats wrong... So i ask her what her BF drives and she says a passat with some vroom, vroom...(this is before i knew it was a charger) so she goes my BF wants to meet up... meet us at this gas station at 15 mins...

So now i panic cause they call my bluff, and me and roommates and friends look up the specs...And i get nervous cuz on paper she should beat me....So i convince my roommate to go just in case i get whupped he would prolly stand a better chance(stage 2 2010 gti).
So we go and there are two chargers...So i wind down my window and go " hey! what happend to the passat?" Her Bf Charger looks like a SRT edition so my roomate that was following me goes oh damn we are about to get smoked. So her and her boyfriend start laughing at me and my roommate asking us what are we going to do with those lil things, turn on there cars and start reeving at us...we had to follow them to a road we could race on.....

So i line it up with her BF at a 30 roll..... and
Cobalt SS vs Charger R/T - YouTube

Basically i beat him by about 3 cars every time and me roommate beat him by about 5.
My roommate was recording from behind.

We pull over to talk and he goes i thought you said you were stock, I go I'm stock my roommate isnt, i havent done anything...Then he goes Pop the hood if you have nothing to hide.. So i go OK. I pop the hood... he goes hmmmm, What you got cams or something? I was like no dude im stock.... So his friend that was riding with him was like why you didnt wanna go top speed we would have beat you then, I was like dude, its bad enuff we are racing on public roads and i hit 120 one race, How fast are trying to go, we did quater mile, thats stupid to go any faster plus i dont think it would matter i was pulling on you guys continuely, so the guy gets all pissy and tells his gf to come on they are leaving.... so we head home and then she start texting stuff he is saying like, I'm lying and that i should come to the track to race his "mopar" Crew cuz they wil mop the floor with me. I didnt respond. I told people and no one believes i beat him, even with the video. people ask me did he even know you guys were racing? Kinda pisses me off...Sorry for the book.. enjoy the vid and the story.

 

are you kidding?
chargers are nothing to be proud of lol
i was on my way into work this morning and i passed an R/T i looked and chucked at the mid 20's aged kids in it. they laughed back at my stupid loud cobalt. they hit the gas i down shifted and bye bye charger
he wasnt to happy the his big ol V8 just got smoked by a 4banger. and a cobalt at that.....
i was mid pull getting my tune done, this was the first pull so it was still a little rough, again charger decided to come up next to me, tuner said walk him so i dropped a gear and gone i was......while tuning

 

Not even a real hemi. My buddy has an r/t magnum, sick car, but still can't beet my ss t/c.

 

I didn't think I would ever say this, but where is Daytona0795? or cobaltsjoke, or whatever username he's using now that hasn't been banned yet

Nice win! haters gonna hate

 

Most people do not admit defeat even when there is evidence to it.... especially when we're talking about a 4 cyl beating a V8

 

I got my first comment on that vid, Its awesome!

 

R/Ts are SLOW

bolt on 2.2/2.4 with a lil shot of nitrous could do them in

 

haha yeah i replied after reading the thread

 

heck it's a 4400 pound so called beast! yes they are slow stock. but be cutting the weight in half and being modified on most cobalts. you actually should. heck they run for the most part mid to low 14's and with a good driver high 13's...

 

other than that being an epically shitty video, I had to lawl just thinking of my friend...

congrats on the expected win

 

Mopars the slow car lol.

 

ha mopar got worked!

 

this is so epic that it was posted recently after daytona/cobaltsajoke was on here

 

Ha this is too perfect!

 

And here you have it

 

Nice kill for a stock Balt no doubt! I wonder how it would stack up against the SRT8? Not the newer ones but the older ones with 425HP..............50-200km/h?

 

there slowww

 

light quick car vs heavy slow car lol cobalts ss/tc's kinda **** on chargers that dont charge, gms1 hangs with srt8s stock vs stock, i have pulled a couple but not rowdy and some come back in the top-end rolls only

 

nice vid. r/t chargers are slowwww lol

 

The Charger R/Ts looks demonic but they're pretty slow. Nice kill.
Now if that douchebag was driving an SRT8, it'd probably be a different story.

 

LMFAO that sounds just like this first class in my squadron... hes got a new 11 R/T. i think its going to be a close race since it has 370 whp and hes got "an intake". i thought it had less hp though.

hes all "NO 4 banger would EVER beat a V8" god do i want to prove him wrong.

so i poke fun at him and tell him that he should wear a wet cloth over his mouth because hes going to be sucking in all of my catless exhaust and whatnot

anyone race the new R/Ts? are they any different?

 

if its not a daytona charger its a POS

 

i thought daytona was only pretty stickers and upgraded interior. maybe even suspension/exhaust? nothing more in reality than a R/T

 

im just messin lol there was a dude who had one who came on here and started bashing the balts, its a joke

 

hahaha oh the one who lost to a iirc a stock supercharged cobalt?