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Old Jul 14, 2009 | 01:11 PM
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yeah it seems fast cause that's as quick as your gonna get right now. who said i wanted my dd to go that fast in the first place? wow you guys make some serious ******* assumptions.
Yes, why on earth would people make assumptions.....

well my kids gonna race either way. i know cause neither i nor the wife owns a shitty slow car. that being said this little ******, my 16yo, is gonna be one damned good driver. save your **** for a guy who really cares

and no one on this site brought a sports car or modded their dd's to race anywhere but at the track. we all drive like grandma puckett and we never ever condone racing any kind of illegal acts. people might know we get a hard on when our pride is tested. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................don't tell.
Yes, it's "hard" to see why.
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Old Jul 14, 2009 | 01:31 PM
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Gentlemen gentlemen please, the OP is obviously a shitty ass father.

If he is content with the knowledge that one or more of his children will prolly end up doing hard time because of HIS lack of disicpline, then allow him to. Nothing we can say or do will make him change from his imature ways. Besides you cant deal with people like the OP, because they are convinced that they are always right, and that nothing bad could ever happen to them, or nothing bad is their fault. I say we just let this thread die.
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Old Jul 14, 2009 | 01:50 PM
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if you got beef with me and my family i'm really not that hard to find.
Yep, your the one with the doublewide trailer and the appliances on the front lawn...
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Old Jul 14, 2009 | 01:57 PM
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Yep, your the one with the doublewide trailer and the appliances on the front lawn...
haha win.
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Old Jul 15, 2009 | 12:16 AM
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i love this site
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Old Jul 15, 2009 | 12:24 AM
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I'm not reading this whole thread but by reading the first post. OP: you ******* fail.
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Old Jul 15, 2009 | 12:38 AM
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"A 16 year old belongs behind only one kinda car... a slow hand me down thats on its last leg. whatever he drives, it will be totalled in less than a year guaranteed"


I got my cobalt as my first car at 16, and am now turning 18, and my dad was the first person i ever raced and he asks me all the time who and where i race. All you need to do is watch out for the other drivers on the road and not get to hot headed and you'll be fine, just because you street race doesn't mean you're going to automatically die. When it's your time to go, it's your time to go. At least that's what i believe in.
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Old Jul 15, 2009 | 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Mike09SS
It will never be fast
Oh I forgot, you guys are up there with the big boys like the Chevelle SS and Nova SS.Last time I checked both of those cars had torque and hp.I am not trying to be a dick about the cobalt,I enjoy any of the cobalts that they made.Anyone on this site who think their cobalt ss/na or ss/sc or tc think they're hot ****,need to rethink that.
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Old Jul 15, 2009 | 08:40 AM
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/\ Lets be real here, no one thinks they are driving a vintage v8 muscle car...
If you think about it though, the TC should still be faster....

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Old Jul 15, 2009 | 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by SuperchargedSS
If you think about it though, the TC should still be faster....
You sir are very correct. TC will be right with if not beating most any muscle car that is on stock heads. And some that are not stock.
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Old Jul 15, 2009 | 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by CinciSS07
I'm not reading this whole thread but by reading the first post. OP: you ******* fail.
sir, i have failed at a great many things as will you by my age.
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Old Jul 15, 2009 | 09:40 AM
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I too have failed hardcore through out my life. But this time I will stand and be ready for the next fail. i will not let this next fail rear end me like bubba in prison. I will stand and take my next fail like a man... or like an old person with alzheimers taking medication in a hospital bed from the nurse.
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Old Jul 15, 2009 | 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Spanky's Monkey
sir, i have failed at a great many things as will you by my age.
hmmm lets list them...

parenting.....check
lack of a good job.....check
thinking an LS cobalt is fast....check
most likely beating your wife....check


way to go champ!
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Old Jul 15, 2009 | 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by 09WhiteSS
hmmm lets list them...

parenting.....check
lack of a good job.....check
thinking an LS cobalt is fast....check
most likely beating your wife....check


way to go champ!
You'd better live up to your sig....
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Old Jul 15, 2009 | 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by slowswap
You'd better live up to your sig....
lol we'll see
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Old Jul 15, 2009 | 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperchargedSS
/\ Lets be real here, no one thinks they are driving a vintage v8 muscle car...
If you think about it though, the TC should still be faster....
Are you sure about that?Most of the morons on here think their Cobalt Super Slow can take on anything.
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Old Jul 15, 2009 | 02:26 PM
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Wrong again.
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Old Jul 16, 2009 | 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by SuperchargedSS
/\ Lets be real here, no one thinks they are driving a vintage v8 muscle car...
If you think about it though, the TC should still be faster....
Don't get cocky, today they have access to good tires. Them racing on those bias ply tires was equal to us running on spares. Try landing 500+ftlbs on a tire like that. Slap a set of slick on them though and they magically went from a 13.5 to a 12.2. Not to mention most the cars back then were a few hundred pounds or more lighter then a comparable muscle car today....

A 70 Chevelle SS was around 3300 lbs!

Now again some of the smaller 327 muscle cars in the larger body weren't as fast as they seem, but anything with a hi po engine and traction today would lay waste to a TC/SC/SRT4 ect...

Tyler
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Old Jul 16, 2009 | 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by burzumaske20
Oh I forgot, you guys are up there with the big boys like the Chevelle SS and Nova SS.Last time I checked both of those cars had torque and hp.I am not trying to be a dick about the cobalt,I enjoy any of the cobalts that they made.Anyone on this site who think their cobalt ss/na or ss/sc or tc think they're hot ****,need to rethink that.


if you read back a couple posts i said my car was quick...not FAST. im not stupid...i know what i own...
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Old Jul 16, 2009 | 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by amxguy1970
Don't get cocky, today they have access to good tires. Them racing on those bias ply tires was equal to us running on spares. Try landing 500+ftlbs on a tire like that. Slap a set of slick on them though and they magically went from a 13.5 to a 12.2. Not to mention most the cars back then were a few hundred pounds or more lighter then a comparable muscle car today....

A 70 Chevelle SS was around 3300 lbs!

Now again some of the smaller 327 muscle cars in the larger body weren't as fast as they seem, but anything with a hi po engine and traction today would lay waste to a TC/SC/SRT4 ect...

Tyler
I think you may of lost them amxguy1970 with your knowledge of muscle cars,I don't see a tc even touching a 71 Malibu with a 502
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Old Jul 16, 2009 | 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by burzumaske20
I think you may of lost them amxguy1970 with your knowledge of muscle cars,I don't see a tc even touching a 71 Malibu with a 502
We're talking stock motors to the cars not something someone fitted in later.
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Old Jul 17, 2009 | 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by burzumaske20
I think you may of lost them amxguy1970 with your knowledge of muscle cars,I don't see a tc even touching a 71 Malibu with a 502
A ram jet 502 crate? ... I dont think you understand what you are talking about...
Were talking stock for stock here, the way they were from the factory.
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Old Jul 17, 2009 | 09:46 AM
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f*ck all these babies in here, I've raced my son numerous times, and in some very very powerful cars such as his 550hp srt vs. my GTO... he has maybe beatin me 3 times out of a good 50 or so races, most on the street, a few at the strip...
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Old Jul 17, 2009 | 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by LittleMT
f*ck all these babies in here, I've raced my son numerous times, and in some very very powerful cars such as his 550hp srt vs. my GTO... he has maybe beatin me 3 times out of a good 50 or so races, most on the street, a few at the strip...
Word! More power to you.
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Old Jul 17, 2009 | 10:41 AM
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Is this you and your kid? If so, here is your future....







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OMG, look a professional driver who drifts got into a terrible car accident and changed someones life forever, AMAZING.... lol. you people are dumb to think street racing is safe. Im bettin Hogan Knew Best after that incident.
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