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commanderrob 09-11-2007 05:56 PM

Sounds like he literally ran the gto off the road...most likely not on purpose. Funny shit though...lol.

beamSS 09-11-2007 05:56 PM

Ibtl:twothumbs :lock:

red06s/c 09-11-2007 05:58 PM

Instead of fuckstick...lets say fuckball

cakeeater 09-11-2007 05:59 PM


Originally Posted by red06s/c (Post 1437816)
Instead of fuckstick...lets say fuckball

or suck a fuck. "how does one suck a fuck?"

red06s/c 09-11-2007 06:01 PM


Originally Posted by cakeeater (Post 1437823)
or suck a fuck. "how does one suck a fuck?"

lol whatever works i guess

codyss 09-11-2007 06:06 PM

They are not.

God himself made the blueprints and concepts of the Monaro and placed them in a dream of an engineer at Holden. He then made a Pontiac badged Monaro appear in a cloud that a GM designer was looking at. Thus the 2004 GTO was born leading to the 2005 and 2006.

cakeeater 09-11-2007 06:14 PM


Originally Posted by codyss (Post 1437857)
They are not.

God himself made the blueprints and concepts of the Monaro and placed them in a dream of an engineer at Holden. He then made a Pontiac badged Monaro appear in a cloud that a GM designer was looking at. Thus the 2004 GTO was born leading to the 2005 and 2006.

actually the chassis, etc. was made by man. The LS1 was dropped out of the sky by god, and jesus was sent down to redesign it for the ls2 and ls3. The ls7 was a joint effort between god and satan. how did you not know that? Go back to preschool.

kissmySS 09-11-2007 06:19 PM

Ok? but isnt the G8 on the same platform?? might be wrong.. So if it is.. Gods deciples? virgin mary maybe?

Element2.4 09-11-2007 06:21 PM

Lord you guys are just mean :( :lol:

07yellowbalt 09-11-2007 06:21 PM

ill stick with fuckball... its kinda catchy.

thats my new nickname..


thanks

SS_Ry 09-11-2007 06:23 PM

holy fcukinpikachu! not another one!

codyss 09-11-2007 06:34 PM

The G8 is a bastard spawn sent to GM by soccer moms.

Red2.4SS/SC 09-11-2007 06:36 PM

your a fuckin tool if you literally just ran a car off the road

Element2.4 09-11-2007 06:38 PM

I think the GTO has the weight advantage in that fight :lol:

kissmySS 09-11-2007 06:40 PM


Originally Posted by Red2.4SS/SC (Post 1437998)
your a fuckin tool if you literally just ran a car off the road

Tools my friend......... ARE USEFUL..!


Soccer moms...? Can they handle 362Hp...? Im gonna get me one..!! Rear wheel drive FTW...!!

07yellowbalt 09-11-2007 06:40 PM

sorry ... hope yall still like me.

codyss 09-11-2007 06:44 PM

Hell No!

Get the hell outta here:lol:

evilgoat 09-11-2007 06:45 PM


Originally Posted by 07yellowbalt (Post 1438021)
sorry ... hope yall still like me.

just one question! why would you do such a thing?:nono:

Element2.4 09-11-2007 06:45 PM

Hes a meany :(

07yellowbalt 09-11-2007 06:48 PM

i was on crack reallllllllllly badddddd at the time. and i couldnt take it anymore..

IonFeright 09-11-2007 07:04 PM


Originally Posted by 07yellowbalt (Post 1438072)
i was on crack reallllllllllly badddddd at the time. and i couldnt take it anymore..

so you take it out on a beastly GTO...why not run a mustang or a civic off the road...;)

07yellowbalt 09-11-2007 08:03 PM

i ve already ran my fill of them off the highway had to move on up


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