ya so i come home last nite after getting hammered...and i live in this apartment complex at school so i park in this parking lot right outside my room...anyway so while i was passed out drunk someone decided to hit my balt with one egg on the hood and one on the spoiler/trunk...needless to say i wasnt happy when i woke up this morning...luckily it was cold out and i got to wash it off befor eit baked into my damn paint...now i just gotta figure out what ******** live here that egg peoples nice cars!!! ill keep everyone updated with the ass beatings that are handed out

 

**** em up!

 

A mans car is one of his few joys...what kind of sick punk would do that...

 

Sure you didnt do anything to anyone while you were hammered? Do what needs to get done

 

are you sure you didn't do it yourself when you were smashed? i've woken up after passing out to find all kinds of crazy stuff. just be glad it wasn't an ugly fat chick laying next to you. believe me i'd rather have my car egged.

 

That's like on my Cadillac forum when I owned mine (yes, there's a Cadillac forum), a guy had his newer Eldorado at a bar outside, and while he was in there, some ******* decided he would get on that guys Eldorado and start dancing on his hood. There was big dents and **** all over. How fucked up is that. People are rediculous.

 

Well buddy I'd rather get egged than keyed (as thats what I got) but hey, when u get eggs make an omlet then take the frying pan and whack a few people over the head.. Somwhere out there is a chicken really pissed that soeone would take her eggs and wastem like that!

Good luck gettin those ******** back..

 

If you find out who did it, see if they have cars, if they do, take a crap right on their windsheild(s). lol. j/k

 

Last time someone did that, the car came back and killed every last one of them '********' yeah the cars name was Christine I believe.

 

ok you didnt hear this from me.. but the way to ruin a car is.. a 12oz cup of pee in the cowl between the hood and windshield.. cause what it will do if you find the people responsible is make their cabin ac filter ROT. and smell like death.. that is of course if you find them and wish to punish..if not disreguard my entire post

 

What is it with everyone getting egged? Good thing you got to it on time and prevent any damage.

 

Oh my, that is glorious.



See, the best way to damage something is having it be as completely un obvious as that.

What the hell happened to people just shoving a banana in the exhaust tip? lol. I'm glad I haven't had any issues yet... I'm sorry to hear about all of them though...

 

i mean i got my paintball gun locked and loaded haha i wish i ahd a small lead on who did it cuz i have the nicest car in the lot and i would rather jsut cause harm to the people that did rather than theyre shitty sunfires and civics and ****...lol

dubsack-i would definitely pee in the cowl that sounds like a plan...12 oz? lol

cyrix-im so happy i got to it in time...if that **** ruined my paint---death to all lol

 

That sucks man. At least you got to it in time.

But yeah, pay back... Pee or poop on something that they own lmao. Just wanted to say "poop."

Good day.

 

that sucks

 

9 times out of 10, the answer is: "someone who doesnt have one"

 

thats good, but there is one better. go to walmart and get the nastyest smelling perfume you can find, some of the real cheap stuff and pour that down into the cabin filter. works great for cheating girlfriends...

 

IF you can get into the persons car, its really good to get a goldfish, freeze it in a icecube, then hide it under a seat.


it'll give you a good leeway time to get in and out before it actualy does anything.

and yes, it smells...........bad

 

Ok, not to be everyone's buzzkill, but I'm utterly shocked no one made mention of the fact that he drove home HAMMERED and his only concern is the egg on his car. First of all, you're lucky to still have the car in one piece, and secondly you're lucky to still be driving. I just can't believe how lightly everyone is looking at this. I suppose you have a different perspective on things when your life has been affected by a drunk driver. In my mind, getting your car egged is getting off easy.

 

sorry to kill your buzz...but i didnt mention that i was driving at all... i dont drink and drive because i value my car and my LIFE way too much for that...my car was parked safely all nite while i was drinking

 

Ok, I owe you an apology then. That was just the impression I got from the wording. Once again, sorry for the mix-up, and here's hoping you find the egg bandit.

 

ha its all good bro ...the egg bandit is mine once i find him...i heard he mite be chillin wit the hamburgler but i gotta look into that