So i was at a traffic light, stopped, and I was with my girl and I leaned over to kiss her and i hear her scream and i look over and im right on this guys ass i slamm the brake, and I saying to myself **** **** did i hit him?? Then I see his hazards come on and sure enough this built bald mexican guy gets out all pissed off. And stupid me Im like **** dude did i hit you and hes says yeah, he makes me back up, and looks at his car, finds nothing and hes like alright and waves at me and leaves all badass. I took a look at my car later and found like a square patch of scratches =/ w/e thank god I dont have to pay for some big SUV bumper....thats the last time i lean over to kiss my girl, shes doing all the leaning for now on.

 

nice, you werent paying attention at a red light and hit the car stopped in front of you...

 

lucky you ......funny ........ yeah thats what my girl does all the time ...she better lean to me .......

 

I feel so damn stupid right now, never had an accident and for this to be my first, its the stupidest of all things, I feel so retarded right now you guys have no idea

 

Yes... yes feeling retarded sounds about right.

 

I tell my girl that all the time and she slaps me....hmmm....sorry for the accident though, could have been a lot worse.

 

Not bad for youre first accident.... I ended up upside down in a pond

 

at least you didnt give a love tap to a rx8... give him a midly big dent on his door and take off his paint while i was cool just a little scratch above the bumper crease.... the worse thing about it was he was a insurance claimer... sucks to be me.. but since my insurance is bad ass they basically told the guy to **** off and they paid for his little dent and scuff.....

 

oh boy.

 

Well, time to change your little Avatar headline...you sir, are no longer a L337 driver...

 

That's not so bad. A few years ago when I had my first that was my fault I was driving in my truck approaching a construction zone on a bridge. Everything was going just fine I was going below the speed limit and I looked over my to my right as I was crossing the bridge and saw this SMOKIN HOT girl. I stare in amazement and then when reality hits I look back to see that a construction guy stopped traffic! It was too late. I hit the brakes and skidded and then bumped right into the back of a girls lil hatchback. She gets out and looks at her car as I appologize. She's like "oh well its just a little dent and this thing is a piece of ****, don't worry about it" I was shocked, I tried to offer her some money or lunch or something, but she just said no and drove away.

and yes this an entirely true story

 

**** can happen but at least you learned your lesson without anyone getting hurt. Now you know, the girl in the passenger side must always do all the leaning. Especailly if this means her head between your legs. Road Head baby FTW! Then next time when you have to hit your brakes instead of your car hitting something she will just get a real nice choke!

 

u tried flirting with here after u hit her lol..thats a real playa

 

Road Head ftw!

Anyways, SuperchargedSS, how did you get upside down in a pond?

 

I would like to know this as well...

 

classic that sucks though

 

ah I remember my first accident...it was in a 97 cavalier coupe....I was hit head on (well kinda...hit hit the front passenger panel) and the collision was so hard that my battery was thrown out of the engine bay into the center median !! Walked away with no injuries thank god.