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Oct 8, 2010 | 10:14 PM

Sevensix9

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Fastest SS on the boards!!!

Soo I took the TC to the track to test out my new mods; Stage WTF! driver mod, Shaved Clutch (saves major lbs), Removed trunk, Helium Balloons in the rear springs, shaved winter tires and top secret tune.

Here are my times, I had to short shift because it was making tooo power, plus the tech guys didn't like that my seats are bolted down... loosers know nothing about saving weight.

If you guys don't believe me I had a random stranger record it on his Iphone4, I'll try to track him down for the video.

-Alex

Oct 8, 2010 | 10:17 PM

06G85

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I knew this was going to be related to that other thread! lmao! You my friend are hilarious!

Oct 8, 2010 | 10:19 PM

Sevensix9

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I couldn't resist man, it was soo hard trying to fight the urge.

-Alex

Oct 8, 2010 | 10:28 PM

Billy Baldone

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I call BS. Everyone knows the Cobalt will only top out at 310.You sir are a liar

Oct 8, 2010 | 10:35 PM

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lol i started reading this expecting a real thread hahah

Oct 8, 2010 | 10:54 PM

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I will not bash until i see something other than a slip that could've been easily choped

Oct 8, 2010 | 11:15 PM

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hahaha Reminds me of the thead, "Drove a Cobalt today, not impressed.

Oct 8, 2010 | 11:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sevensix9

If you guys don't believe me I had a random stranger record it on his Iphone4, I'll try to track him down for the video.

-Alex

Oct 9, 2010 | 12:26 AM

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LOL, When is this **** going to end?? Hahahahaha

Oct 9, 2010 | 01:43 AM

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krizlx

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Beat this bish

Oct 9, 2010 | 01:54 AM

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IBT

Oct 9, 2010 | 02:02 AM

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ShadowStal3er

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ok... i put in my fair share of hits... but this is just ridiculous... come on guys... get a life

Oct 9, 2010 | 02:20 AM

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krizlx

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took me less then 10 minutes to what i did

Oct 9, 2010 | 02:25 AM

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holy wow manz thoz 1/8th timez r almost az low az my 60fts you guyz iz fast!!11!!!!1!!!

Oct 9, 2010 | 02:43 AM

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redcobalt07

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i think it looks pretty legit

Oct 9, 2010 | 04:03 PM

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06G85

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Beat this bish

HAHAH I guess you must have started at the END of the track and drove backwards? You crossed the quarter mile mark BEFORE the 1/8th

Oct 9, 2010 | 04:07 PM

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krizlx

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haha didn't bother changing all the numbers

Oct 9, 2010 | 04:19 PM

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I believe it. It's definitely true. And for some reason I want to post this...

Oct 9, 2010 | 11:43 PM

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damn. you broke out of your dial-in

Oct 10, 2010 | 12:15 AM

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Oct 11, 2010 | 04:23 PM

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gay..

Oct 12, 2010 | 07:58 AM

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Whitty

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dammit... haha...

Oct 12, 2010 | 08:14 AM

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i say this **** is real. its 100% believeable

for a great run and excellent use of flux capacitor for those 1/4 times being lower than ur 1/8 times

Oct 12, 2010 | 09:11 AM

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You're still lacking shaved tires tho!! Get those and I bet you'll drop that .78 60' to a .6 or .5 even!!

Like dees:

On a related note, I did run my Subaru on Friday and I turned a 12.3 at 118 with a crappy 60'. The car was bogging on the launch for some reason but I got there late and only ran twice back to back really quickly. Im going back this Fri night, should have no issue turning a 11.99

(right on point with his SS if he would man up....)