grape nuts is sending the strawberries to the front line while boo berry is joining forces with fruity pebbles and frosted mini wheats to counter act the act of piracy on spam for plagerism on behalf of sausage and steak everywhere

 

now the Pillsbury Doughboy is talking smack saying how his toaster struddles are sooo delicious.

this is going to be one hell of a war.

 

Why did I ask "Fench Toast?"..... LMAO

 

well fabio is commanding his european version of "i cant believe its not butter" and while they are all still shocked at the buttery goodness which is not really butter, they plan to invade and its gunna be slippery

 

Country Crock is trying to remain neutral (Like Sweden) while Grits is trying to flank behind Cream-of-Wheat with out getting seen by CoCo Wheats to claim Land-o-Lake's for itself

 

parkay is in the back field screaming

parkay

 

MISSION FAILURE. now my date wants to go eat breakfast....********

 

Cherios and Cinnamon Toast Crunch are having an affair, this is just wrong I tell you wrong!

Bacon and Ham fighting.... Civil War... sausage comes in to try and calm the situation down!

Toast is sitting in the back laughing at all the morons fighting!

 

nope. parkay is trying to violate the toast.

go figure. the retarded butter trying to get on some crunchy bread

 

damnit. now i'm hungry.

 

Goddamit Parkay... I told her to stay with the English Muffin's cause they are both retarded but she doesn't listen...

Oh, well strawberries and ******* with the bananas right now!

 

an here comes the toast who keeps screamin he's not french...he's just toasted and slightly burnt, fabios butter men jump on him an he becomes buttered burnt toast as he flies down the hash brown hill into sunny side ups eggy bum

 

Great, now Sunny-side is leaking his yolk all over the table runner and Mrs. Dash isn't happy about it. Tobasco is about to blow his lid and ketchup is runnin for cover

 

3 N2h4 → 4 Nh3 + N2
N2h4 → N2 + 2 H2
4 Nh3 + N2h4 → 3 N2 + 8 H2

 

while ketchup is runnin for cover, mustard is still confused as to why everyone still likes ketchup better, honey dijon (mustards wife) is trying to console mustard by opening his twist cap an tellin him its better than ketchups pop top...all the while the tomato's are wondering what they use to make mustard

bump

 

Wow. and go south it did. Wicked, this is all your fault somehow. You should know better than to get him started.

 

sssshhhhhhhhh
the eggo's will hear you

 

I can't even find the damn eggos. I think someone snatched them up while I was typing.

 

the pancakes are at odds with the crapes and the waffles are at odds with the eggos but noone can decide which is better, they both join parties and rename themselves W. and Bush and vouch they will run for presidency

 

careful. they are like ninja's of the breakfast food world.

 

 

I didn't mean to get him started, he said french and I was just thinking that I had french Toast for breakfast..... :hangsheadlowinshame:

So Eggo's are winning as they can just thaw out reserves instead of needing whipped up from scratch... Sorry Waffles

 

thats awesome....a bunny wit pancakes on his head....i just joined the convo...i said nothing about breakfast..that was someone else...jus FYI..LETS EAT THE BUNNY spare the pancakes scream the bacon and ham

 

French Toast won, and bacon and ham are at a draw

 

someone should make a round 2..hehe