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Old 10-05-2012, 11:28 AM
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Performance chip question.

Hey guys i was doing some research and was wondering if anyone knows anything about the performance chips. Particularly jdm stage three. Do they actually work, and is it noticeable power gain. Thanks
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they work better than NOS
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oh lord. Here's some news for you.

Chips do nothing but take your money.

In the old days of OBD1 emissions, cars had reprogrammable chips in the computer which had to be taken out and replaced to "tune" the computer. Nowadays, everything is OBD2, and can be reflashed using a laptop with a custom tune. In modern cars with OBD2 emissions (anything made after 1996), chips do nothing.

Trifecta tuning supports reflashes for All Cobalts.
HPTuners supports 2005-2010 Cobalt SS (both 2.0L S/C and 2/0L T/C), 2006-2008 Cobalt SS (2.4L. 2008 model year called the "Sport"), and 2007-2010 Cobalt 2.2L
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I like this guy actually posted something helpful^

LOL good job
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As tommy said, chips do nothing. Their wild claims are completely false. From what I've read, they can actually be dangerous because what they really do is trick your cars computer with false readings for some of the sensors and make it run leaner which is not safe for the motor at all.
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Originally Posted by TommyTwinCams
oh lord. Here's some news for you.

Chips do nothing but take your money.

In the old days of OBD1 emissions, cars had reprogrammable chips in the computer which had to be taken out and replaced to "tune" the computer. Nowadays, everything is OBD2, and can be reflashed using a laptop with a custom tune. In modern cars with OBD2 emissions (anything made after 1996), chips do nothing.

Trifecta tuning supports reflashes for All Cobalts.
HPTuners supports 2005-2010 Cobalt SS (both 2.0L S/C and 2/0L T/C), 2006-2008 Cobalt SS (2.4L. 2008 model year called the "Sport"), and 2007-2010 Cobalt 2.2L
STFU



Chips work wonders, definitely do it. You'll be one of the fastest LS' on this website
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there is no gay gearhead so not sure if real gay or not
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So do the chips work.
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Originally Posted by Omnigear
there is no gay gearhead so not sure if real gay or not
Did you know the rear end of a second gen Chevy Lumina is the right height and shape to bend a guy over and have your way with him?
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Originally Posted by TommyTwinCams
Did you know the rear end of a second gen Chevy Lumina is the right height and shape to bend a guy over and have your way with him?
your weird then , never known a gay guy that likes gettin dirty and all that.
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**** just got real
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Only on this site could a thread change directions like this
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Originally Posted by TommyTwinCams
Did you know the rear end of a second gen Chevy Lumina is the right height and shape to bend a guy over and have your way with him?
You need a perma ban for posting some **** like that. GTFO
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Originally Posted by 08ssedan
You need a perma ban for posting some **** like that. GTFO
some1 is homophobic
if he said girl you would be
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Nah but when I saw his pic in one of the meet threads I did lol hard
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Originally Posted by Omnigear
your weird then , never known a gay guy that likes gettin dirty and all that.
Of Course I'm weird.
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Originally Posted by 08ssedan
Nah but when I saw his pic in one of the meet threads I did lol hard
never said I was good looking but that's mean!
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Originally Posted by TommyTwinCams
never said I was good looking but that's mean!
you must really not b gay then
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lol trolls.
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Originally Posted by Omnigear
you must really not b gay then
I am gay. I have some body image issues which were exacerbated by my ex boyfriend, which led to my suicide attempt back in 2010 and part of the reason I'm in therapy now.
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none of my gay friends r monogamous , hakkuna mattata 4dem.
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Oh jeez

Tommy I remember you saying your ex turned into a fat turd so...........


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