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Old 10-18-2006, 02:40 PM
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How to Ruin a Car, By Daimler Chrysler
So how do you ruin a perfectly good car? Like the Chrysler 300C lets say? How about by adding fender skirts and stick on portholes?

This is not a Riced out 300C, it is a factory/dealership option package!

Portholes....fender flares....anyone else thinking early 90's buick here?

Man, after the sebring, and now this....someone in the Chrysler design factory needs to be fired!





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Old 10-18-2006, 02:43 PM
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That looks like dog **** covered in dog ****!
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no way that is at all factory sponsored... #1, you're right, those fender vents are a buick thing, which is fine on a buick.

the skirts don't look right, they're not a good flow at all. it maybe some stupid kit **** that a dealer tossed up, but not mopar
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YEA REALLY UGLY... Cadalac does something like that too right? The port holes arnt that bad in person, Ive seen em, but the fender flares are ugly as *****...
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Old 10-18-2006, 02:48 PM
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all you need now is tinted windows, lower that bitch, and put a black dude practically laying in the back seat but still driving and you got one hot seller right there.
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Yo, that **** be pimped out. lol
I think we need to attach these to a couple of war heads and launch them at n. korea
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Aren't those port holes (technical name for the things on the fender) off of a Buick? Port holes are a Buick thing NOT Chrysler!
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Old 10-18-2006, 02:52 PM
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^^^^ correct buick is GM
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Old 10-18-2006, 02:53 PM
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The wheel skirts make it look like an obese insight.
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that's factory alright got one floatin around a stealership near my house. Same color and ugly as sin.
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Originally Posted by Spanky's Monkey
that's factory alright got one floatin around a stealership near my house. Same color and ugly as sin.
It is not factory. There is no way to order that from the factory, it is a dealer installed option.
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They used to put those flares on cars way back, on the old land yachts....but damn, who would want to get that. That does not look right
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Originally Posted by superSS/SC
It is not factory. There is no way to order that from the factory, it is a dealer installed option.
Where do the dealers get the option?
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hrmm u said it wrong someone should be shut not fired
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I just remembered what that wrap I had at lunch tasted like, just not so good the second time around...good god.
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that MUST be dealer installed, no way that's factory...
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Those fender flares are going to go great with my walking stick, hearing aid, and dentures.

You damn kids with your damn spoilers stay out of my way, cuz I can sideswipe you now and not ding up my chrome rims.
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300c Ftl
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If I see that car on the road I'm gonna beat the guy driving it.
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The line on the skirts doesn't even match the lines of the car. UGLY!!!
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Thats just plain sad!
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Why?!?!?!??!!?
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Wow, that thing needs a couple things done to it....quarter stick of tnt in the tail pipe to fubar it, and a 'convincing' letter written to the dealer never to do something like that again lol
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