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Old 12-01-2011, 10:41 AM
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The only fantasy I got is with 2 Brazilian nymphos!!!!! Lol
Old 12-01-2011, 10:48 AM
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lol brazilian nymphos......... lol watch out some of those brazilians are really hairy...... i dont know what it is but those guys dont believe in waxing.... hahahahah


i know you.... you intended for everyone to believe your talking about women but instead your all about the hairy butts of guys.....
Old 12-01-2011, 01:23 PM
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^^^Mark, that made me actually stop and laugh...

Originally Posted by DiabeticKripple
That's pretty far out haha. If you were 60 then 32 year olds are fair game
according to the math it's all good.

Originally Posted by SylverSS/SC
It's half your age plus 7. That's the youngest you should go, but 18 is legal and fair game!!! Lol
How old was Demi when she started dating Ashton?

2011: Ashton 33yo / Demi 49yo
2003: Ashton 25yo / Demi 41yo

Let's apply the math to see if it was acceptable (as creepy as it was/is;

(x / 2) + 2 > 18

(41 / 2) + 2 > 18

(23) + 2 > 18

25 > 18

Hmm, right on the mark!

Now, I didn't plan that - but according to the math, it was good to go...



but that doesn't mean it's not yucky
Old 12-01-2011, 01:25 PM
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lol oh mark. always with the dude stuff.

Jonathan, who said it's yucky?? I say good for him because shes still pretty smoking hot for a 49 year old!!!!
Old 12-01-2011, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by SylverSS/SC
lol oh mark. always with the dude stuff.

Jonathan, who said it's yucky?? I say good for him because shes still pretty smoking hot for a 49 year old!!!!
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a good couger is a good couger, id take a round outta one.......lol
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"old and busted"


I again repeat myself;

YUCKY!
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lol she could teach you things that would blow your mind!!!
Old 12-01-2011, 01:33 PM
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how can you say that about Demi man....she is still totally doable... same with jennifer anniston too
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I'll pass...







on Demi


Aniston's nearly a decade (8 years) younger... and much less creepy...
Old 12-01-2011, 01:44 PM
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still i'm like half demi's age and a good 15 years younger then anniston....i would still do both
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^^ You're sick
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Ashton is a year younger than me...

which is why I found it so objectionable/sick when he started dating Demi...

Didn't he have a "step-daughter" who was nearly his age?

yuck.
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thread rocks today bahahahaha!
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...and with that it dies?
Old 12-01-2011, 02:19 PM
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Hot step-daughter the same age?? I see a porno in that scenario!!!! Lol bow chicka wowwow
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if you know how to spell it - does that mean you hear that music alot?
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brown chicken brown cow hahahaha
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Lol i usually have it playing in my head when I'm with a chick!
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hahahahaha
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Originally Posted by SylverSS/SC
Lol i usually have it playing in my head when I'm with a chick!
so is that an admission of sorts that you have a sick mind?
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who needs him to admit it, we all know he has a sick mind already lol. him and mark
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The rule is half your age plus 7. I'm 24. I can do 19 year olds. No less! Mainly cus 18 year olds r ditzy retards. But when I'm 26 and that number changes to 20 which sounds right cus it will take me 2 years to realize that 19 year olds r just as ditzy as 18 year olds. It's the correct system to use.
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Will I don't adhere to you "+7" rule... it's not nearly funny enough...

and if someone is crazy/creepy enough to go as low as my equation... well that's their problem isn't it!?
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Blah..

(x / 2) + 2 > 18

(20 / 2) + 2 > 18

(10) + 2 > 18

12 > 18


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