2nd Free Gas Giveaway
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From: Pittsburgh
Originally Posted by Cirrus
What do I love about summer and cars? That-- is a good question!
Let's get some formulas running!
Summer = Beautiful Girls.
Beautiful girls + Beautiful Cobalt + Driving ariving town with a beautiful girl in car = sense of jealousy among other girls.
Continuing, Sense of jealousy among other girls = Competition among the girls (In car and not in car.)
Hence, as we all know- jealousy among the ladies usually equals duking it out on the floor(preferably in a small wading pool full of jello).
After many complicated hours of brain-wrenching calculations, we can conclude that summer = girls duking it out on the floor.
For the formula collectors of us out there, we can also conclude that Summer + Car + Girl = More Girls.
...of course, no gas equals no girls.
Let's get some formulas running!
Summer = Beautiful Girls.
Beautiful girls + Beautiful Cobalt + Driving ariving town with a beautiful girl in car = sense of jealousy among other girls.
Continuing, Sense of jealousy among other girls = Competition among the girls (In car and not in car.)
Hence, as we all know- jealousy among the ladies usually equals duking it out on the floor(preferably in a small wading pool full of jello).
After many complicated hours of brain-wrenching calculations, we can conclude that summer = girls duking it out on the floor.
For the formula collectors of us out there, we can also conclude that Summer + Car + Girl = More Girls.
...of course, no gas equals no girls.
Hmm...sorry, your math doesn't work for me since I'm a girl. Now, take girl and brand new SS/SC, girl needs gas to beat up on arrogant boys in other cars and prove once and for all that most girls could really care less about anything guys do to try and impress us.
Now let's say girl + her ss/sc = very happy...girl + her ss/sc + free gas to use whomping on boys = EXTREMELY happy...so I guess in the female equation the only capacity we need boys for is so that we can have someone to beat up on.
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From: WNY
I live in western new york so summer is good because its the season with the lowest chance of snow. (Even if it only lasts a week.) I really didnt like cars until i got my SS and i still don't - I LOVE 'EM! I like the idea of being able to bust 100mph on a regular basis.
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From: West Carrollton (Dayton), OH
OH! pick me so i can fuel up my new Yellow SS S/C that rolls in on tuesday the 5th.....woohoo! 
all lesser cars bow b4 me 
Edit: Doh, dealership having a hard time finding another dealer willing to trade the Yellow SS/SC for their Red SS/SC.......in limbo ATM
all lesser cars bow b4 me Edit: Doh, dealership having a hard time finding another dealer willing to trade the Yellow SS/SC for their Red SS/SC.......in limbo ATM
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From: newburg pa
Free Gas?!?!? Sweet!!
Originally Posted by JonelZ
<img src="https://www.cobaltss.net/articles/gascard.jpg" align="left" border="0" hspace="5" vspace="5">CobaltSS.net is giving away free gas!
Summer is here and we know how much you enjoy driving around in your clean car, with the windows down, system up, and your shades on. You spend all day waxing that ride and then you cruise around town making sure everyone sees you. We know you get bored late at night and you go out looking for that SRT that WRX that Mustang
Well dont let the high gas prices stop you from doing the fun summer things you love! Post in this thread and you are entered to win a FREE $10 dollar gas card from the Cobalt SS Network.
What do you love about summer and cars?
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How do we pick winners?
-By post number in this thread using the number generator. We will generate a total of 3 numbers!
*** NOTICE! ***
ONE POST PER PERSON IN THIS THREAD TO BE ELIGIBLE TO WIN!
If you post more then once and you do not delete your extra posts, you will be disqualified when we pick the winners.
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To delete your "extra" posts in this thread, click on the EDIT button in your post you wish to delete, on the next page select the "Delete Message" option.
Mods are welcome to participate.
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Tell a friend
our last free gas winners
Summer is here and we know how much you enjoy driving around in your clean car, with the windows down, system up, and your shades on. You spend all day waxing that ride and then you cruise around town making sure everyone sees you. We know you get bored late at night and you go out looking for that SRT that WRX that Mustang
Well dont let the high gas prices stop you from doing the fun summer things you love! Post in this thread and you are entered to win a FREE $10 dollar gas card from the Cobalt SS Network.
What do you love about summer and cars?
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How do we pick winners?
-By post number in this thread using the number generator. We will generate a total of 3 numbers!
*** NOTICE! ***
ONE POST PER PERSON IN THIS THREAD TO BE ELIGIBLE TO WIN!
If you post more then once and you do not delete your extra posts, you will be disqualified when we pick the winners.
**************
To delete your "extra" posts in this thread, click on the EDIT button in your post you wish to delete, on the next page select the "Delete Message" option.
Mods are welcome to participate.
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Tell a friend
our last free gas winners
