One day at the local carwash, I couldn't believe three mustang owners were waxing their..boyfriends new echo in yellow spandex but something was (was) smelling rancid so i leaped into the forest and got naked with hot chicks and rubbed my supercharger so that id get boost and then I pulled out my nine and completely... blew it on... the hyundai tiburon that was parked next to the blazing volcano which was so...nasty smelling that i turned back and fell over into a penguin who slapped my left ass cheek repeatedly with a pickle bigger than a skunks tail, all while santa said **** YOU you ******* Communist as he raised his big ol' floppy **** into the air above my parents house and ejaculated warm cow milk into the window, and the penguin enjoyed...his man love almost as much as carpet-munching his transvestite sisters hairy crab infested, reaking, dirty, ugly, little wet ***** while I was watching KU basketball win the coin toss but ADHD was kicking my ass and this shiny object in my sandy vagina distracted my dick from doing its job of creaming on Mizzou's athletic department...where there was stinky floppy **** flailing all over the steaming hot freshly roasted semen from rallyyellow06's mouth, then suddenly something came out of his ass and

 

One day at the local carwash, I couldn't believe three mustang owners were waxing their..boyfriends new echo in yellow spandex but something was (was) smelling rancid so i leaped into the forest and got naked with hot chicks and rubbed my supercharger so that id get boost and then I pulled out my nine and completely... blew it on... the hyundai tiburon that was parked next to the blazing volcano which was so...nasty smelling that i turned back and fell over into a penguin who slapped my left ass cheek repeatedly with a pickle bigger than a skunks tail, all while santa said **** YOU you ******* Communist as he raised his big ol' floppy **** into the air above my parents house and ejaculated warm cow milk into the window, and the penguin enjoyed...his man love almost as much as carpet-munching his transvestite sisters hairy crab infested, reaking, dirty, ugly, little wet ***** while I was watching KU basketball win the coin toss but ADHD was kicking my ass and this shiny object in my sandy vagina distracted my dick from doing its job of creaming on Mizzou's athletic department...where there was stinky floppy **** flailing all over the steaming hot freshly roasted semen from rallyyellow06's mouth, then suddenly something came out of his ass and bit his nipple

 

**** you *******

 

HAHAHA sorry man had to do it, after you said roasted semen...i was like oh man...

One day at the local carwash, I couldn't believe three mustang owners were waxing their..boyfriends new echo in yellow spandex but something was (was) smelling rancid so i leaped into the forest and got naked with hot chicks and rubbed my supercharger so that id get boost and then I pulled out my nine and completely... blew it on... the hyundai tiburon that was parked next to the blazing volcano which was so...nasty smelling that i turned back and fell over into a penguin who slapped my left ass cheek repeatedly with a pickle bigger than a skunks tail, all while santa said **** YOU you ******* Communist as he raised his big ol' floppy **** into the air above my parents house and ejaculated warm cow milk into the window, and the penguin enjoyed...his man love almost as much as carpet-munching his transvestite sisters hairy crab infested, reaking, dirty, ugly, little wet ***** while I was watching KU basketball win the coin toss but ADHD was kicking my ass and this shiny object in my sandy vagina distracted my dick from doing its job of creaming on Mizzou's athletic department...where there was stinky floppy **** flailing all over the steaming hot freshly roasted semen from rallyyellow06's mouth, then suddenly something came out of his ass and bit his nipple and then said "**** you *******"

 

then jumped into

 

rudolphs' ass making

 

him hornier than

 

Paris boozed up

 

One day at the local carwash, I couldn't believe three mustang owners were waxing their..boyfriends new echo in yellow spandex but something was (was) smelling rancid so i leaped into the forest and got naked with hot chicks and rubbed my supercharger so that id get boost and then I pulled out my nine and completely... blew it on... the hyundai tiburon that was parked next to the blazing volcano which was so...nasty smelling that i turned back and fell over into a penguin who slapped my left ass cheek repeatedly with a pickle bigger than a skunks tail, all while santa said **** YOU you ******* Communist as he raised his big ol' floppy **** into the air above my parents house and ejaculated warm cow milk into the window, and the penguin enjoyed...his man love almost as much as carpet-munching his transvestite sisters hairy crab infested, reaking, dirty, ugly, little wet ***** while I was watching KU basketball win the coin toss but ADHD was kicking my ass and this shiny object in my sandy vagina distracted my dick from doing its job of creaming on Mizzou's athletic department...where there was stinky floppy **** flailing all over the steaming hot freshly roasted semen from rallyyellow06's mouth, then suddenly something came out of his ass and bit his nipple and then said "**** you *******" then jumped into rudolph's ass making him hornier than paris boozed up grabbing britneys ****

 

and muff diving

 

lindsay lohans *****

 

while Mickey Mouse

 

jerked off barney

 

while eating a

 

box full of

 

yummy, delicious blueberries

 

covered in milky

 

dark chocolate coating

 

. But little did

 

lohan know that

 

One day at the local carwash, I couldn't believe three mustang owners were waxing their..boyfriends new echo in yellow spandex but something was (was) smelling rancid so i leaped into the forest and got naked with hot chicks and rubbed my supercharger so that id get boost and then I pulled out my nine and completely... blew it on... the hyundai tiburon that was parked next to the blazing volcano which was so...nasty smelling that i turned back and fell over into a penguin who slapped my left ass cheek repeatedly with a pickle bigger than a skunks tail, all while santa said **** YOU you ******* Communist as he raised his big ol' floppy **** into the air above my parents house and ejaculated warm cow milk into the window, and the penguin enjoyed...his man love almost as much as carpet-munching his transvestite sisters hairy crab infested, reaking, dirty, ugly, little wet ***** while I was watching KU basketball win the coin toss but ADHD was kicking my ass and this shiny object in my sandy vagina distracted my dick from doing its job of creaming on Mizzou's athletic department...where there was stinky floppy **** flailing all over the steaming hot freshly roasted semen from rallyyellow06's mouth, then suddenly something came out of his ass and bit his nipple and then said "**** you *******" then jumped into rudolph's ass making him hornier than paris boozed up grabbing britneys **** and muff diving lindsay lohans ***** while mickey mouse jerked off barney while eating a box full of delicious, yummy blueberries covered in milky dark chocolate coating. But little did lohan know that camel toe is

 

just an expression

 

( WHo is on copying and pasting the whole story job...)

and short skirts

 

(i am on copying and pasting the whole story)


are sexy because

 

they show legs