lately my car has been bombarded with monster sized bird ***** and none of the other cars in the driveway have

its a black Cobalt and theres always at LEAST 3 gigantic ***** on it every day and I'm getting sick of hauling the pressure washer out and yes I've been looking for nests with the gun but I cant seem to find any....

do you think certain colours are more prone to be shithawk targets?

oh and to those who are going to say "put it in the garage" thats not an option lol

 

maybe its an ex-girlfriend and not a bird

 

pigeons like to just hang out on top of my laser blue roof. with those big ass claws of theres. I doubt they are targeting a black car, black is very common.

 

haha yeah think of that?

yeah my cobalt is laser blue and i get some not all the time but mt dads black A8 gets covered, and my neighbors black jetta gets hit a lot too.. so maybe they do shoot for darker cars

 

that would be something to see nuggets all over the car thinking 'wtf?' Anyways, thought pigs can't fly? so the ex is out.

 

Haha mythbusters anyone? And do you always park all your cars in the driveway in the same order?

 

i get bird **** all over mine to and b4 with my black z24 i never got anything on it but with the red ss every day.

 

yeah its always my car in the middle, the white suburban to the left and the cherry cobalt to the right and the Orange camaro to the side, so I switched with my dads camaro to see. Stupid shithawks

I just finnished washing it now and this will be the LAST black car I ever own

 

They go for shiny cars.

 

car was only out for a few minutes

 

everytime i wash my car some teradactyl takes a healthy dump right on the hood. i hear it because the think it a small body of water, those of you with pools might know what im talking about. the car is shiny like water after its clean.

 

yes but only in torronto

 

Oh man I get SO mad about birds crapping on my car.

EVERY f-cking time I wash my car, I'll park it in the drive way and come out a few hours later or the next morning and boom bird **** all over it. Literally every time I have washed my car this summer.

And it seems like once one bird ***** on it, they are not longer interested in it. I washed my car around 6PM one day, went home, went to bed, and got up to go to work only to find a HUGE bird **** on my hood at 5AM... but now it's been 4 days since and I have not cleaned it off yet and not a single bird has **** on my car! I guarantee once I wash it again I'll have about 3 hours of enjoying my nice clean car.

 

what else is funny, is if your in a parking lot or something, youl notice that you have bird **** everywhere on your car, but when you look around on the ground and area around your car... nothing.

 

you know whats funny is you might actually be on to something... theres crap all over the car but none on the pavement, and my car is the only clean shiny car in the drive lol!

Time to get the 80 gritt sand paper out

 

Could be worse.
I have to deal with this every fall



People in the midwest, you know what i'm talkin' about

 

whenever i wash my car and come back out and see that.....mmmmmm. makes me wish i had a shotty.

 

Birds love shitting on my geekmobile... mainly robins...

 

 

^ or just water

 

well the pressure washer makes quick work of the bird crumps, its just a p.i.t.a...

 

It's because the car is clean and shiny. Everytime my car is clean birds **** all over it. When it's dirty, no poop on my car. They arent dumb lol

 

the birds around here aim for my orange G5!

 

i think its only a black thing.

 

Maybe a vendor should start selling birdshit decals