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Old 05-20-2007, 05:49 PM
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Kegs Dont Fit in Our Trunks

Just FYI for all of you guys I have confirmed that kegs do not fit in the trunk of the cobalt. Coupe guys you'll have to fold down the seats and prop it on top. Sedan guys you have the back seat.

Jus figured I'd help out my fellow beer drinkers

And yes, I had a good weekend

I also vote for movement of this information to be STICKIED
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Nothing fits in our trunks......
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try to get a large pizza in it even.

i can fit a case of beer and a bag of ice in each saddle bag on the bike though .. just it does drip after awhile .. wich was a lot of fun explaining to the cop that pulled me over for a leaky bike.
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well then you just have to make friends with people who own distrobution warehouses like me and with the money you save you can buy a truck or afford the gas for your friends truck to carry the beer.
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Nothing fits in our trunks
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coors light kegs fit no where because of the way they buldge but short 1/4 should fit height wise in the trunk, 1/6 kegs will fit and tall 1/4 will fit as well.......used to work in a beer delivery place that sold to the public...
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Originally Posted by kyyankee
coors light kegs fit no where because of the way they buldge but short 1/4 should fit height wise in the trunk, 1/6 kegs will fit and tall 1/4 will fit as well.......used to work in a beer delivery place that sold to the public...
yah im talkin about real kegs 1/2 barrels

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well then you just have to make friends with people who own distrobution warehouses like me and with the money you save you can buy a truck or afford the gas for your friends truck to carry the beer.
actually we got it there in my buddies truck, but I have to get it back this week in the cobalt.

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Great thread!
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Thats a good thing in a way our trunks aint big cause we dont have to carry a big old donkey booty rear end =more speed
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Originally Posted by kyyankee
coors light kegs fit no where because of the way they buldge
there is a reason for that. There is no need for a keg of coors light, ever. its not ment for human consumption. I wouldn't even boil brots in that stuff.
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Why dont they make a keg rack for the it on top of the cobalt there is a guy on here with a bike rack on his cobalt
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i think it would crush the roof plus trying to lift the 160lbs up that far

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there is a reason for that. There is no need for a keg of coors light, ever. its not ment for human consumption. I wouldn't even boil brots in that stuff.
coors cutter is even nastier its original coors non alcoholic

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Originally Posted by kyyankee
i think it would crush the roof plus trying to lift the 160lbs up that far
coors cutter is even nastier its original coors non alcoholic


Well then so what these people in michigan do put a hitch on your cobalt and tow a trailer i have seen it i need to get a pic of it its so damn funny a coupe with a trailer
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Yeah, Its a pretty small trunk. I have to chop the bodies up quite a bit to get them to fit.
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Its just a matter of getting things through that little trunk opening. There is actually plenty of space. For instance, I happen to know that 7 rifles w/cases, several ammo cans, 2 boxes of skeet clays, along with a weeks worth of clothing can fit in there.
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I get a 4 1/2 foot tall bowling bag that carries 6 bowling ***** in there, and then the rest fits easy. It take a litte "finesse", but it works.
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the truck is big, its the small hole you have to get thru first...
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damn rookies... you should have known before you tried the keg wouldn't fit! that's what the front seat is for...
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Originally Posted by KillerBee
Thats a good thing in a way our trunks aint big cause we dont have to carry a big old donkey booty rear end =more speed

No big rear end?

Have you stood behind your car and looked at it recently? The ass on these things is huge! As my buddy with the turbo tC said "your car has the ass of a black chick"

Which I had to sigh and admit was true.

Our trunk does have plenty of room in it... they just made the opening too small to fit things into. Why oh why couldn't the coupe be a hatch like the tC, Eclipse, or RSX?
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"Yea, she might have a big ol' bootee, but its nice an tight!"

Anyone ever try fitting a 32" TV back there? That really sucked.

As for the beer, thats what the Silverado is for. Hell, I can fit more beer in that thing then 3 cobalts.
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Originally Posted by D4u2s0t
damn rookies... you should have known before you tried the keg wouldn't fit! that's what the front seat is for...
And then you seat belt it in for its safety... treat it just like a baby
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Originally Posted by XM15
Its just a matter of getting things through that little trunk opening. There is actually plenty of space. For instance, I happen to know that 7 rifles w/cases, several ammo cans, 2 boxes of skeet clays, along with a weeks worth of clothing can fit in there.

Just fit 2 sets of golf clubs (cart bags) in my coupe's trunk last Friday. Had to put the seats down though. Could have fit another set, but then wouldn't have room for the other person. Good enough for me.

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A keg full of Yuengling......................................... ...............
Old 05-21-2007, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by afdude2018
A keg full of Yuengling......................................... ...............
Don't tease me with Yuengling. Those are the worst shaped barrels. or atleast they were, are they still that buddha belly round keg with the funky tap? I miss that stuff so much. they dont distribute in New England
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I have (but dont reccomend it) fit a 1/4 barrel in my trunk. It was kind of a struggle but it has been done. We actually ran the hose into the cabin for a booze cruise (i do not reccomend doing it, and I was young and stupid at the time)


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