Hi Folks,
This is the official "I blame GM" thread. Voice your legitiment complaints about gm right here! I'll go first, i have a few!


1. I blame Gm for the war in Iraq. If they made cars that got more MPG, we wouldnt have to fight over gas.

2. I also blame gm for my girlfriend dumping me, I spent so much money on the car payments i couldnt afford to take her anywhere in it, Again definately GMs Fault.

3. I blame Gm for losing my digital camera. The Cobalt did not come equipped with special digital camera compartments. thus me losing is their fault.

Anyone else have legitimate complaints about this vile company?


**EDIT** this thread is joking and is intended as a joke thread.. these arent really legitimate complaints about gm, it was just some light humor. Its a shame i had to break it down for the people on the forums lol...

 

how are those legitimate

 

LOL.
Yeah, don't ship out a car that has leather cut too short on the door. What are they f-ing blin?
Don't ship a car with before you can actually get the front bumper to line up correctly. What are the f-ing blind?

That's it!

 

 

agree x2

 

Woah..... I hope your joking...

How can me losing my digital camera due to the fact that car doesnt have digital camera compartments not be legitimate?

Not to mention i blame gm for losing my New York yankees hat. No where in the owners manual did it say if you stick your head out the sun roof while driving that you hat would blow off. F*** GM!!

 

this thread is joking and is intended as a joke thread.. these arent really legitimate complaints about gm, it was just some light humor. Its a shame i had to break it down for the people on the forums lol...

 

wow, you're funny hehe!!!!!!!!!!!

 

like u have never been bored at work before =P

 

dude, do you have ANY sense of humor whatsoever?? even a little bit??

 

my thoughts exactly.... lol

when he first posted i was like uh... your kidding right?

 

hhmmm can i have my 2 min that i wasted back??

 

....no!

 

I blame GM for all 4 of my speeding tickets, they shouldn't have made it so fast.

 

im at work right now lol!!! kinda bored, so browsing the forums lol I guess I got nothing to blame GM for right now, since my car is only a week old.

 

Dont tell me that Fine puertorican with the cute booty dumped u man! what happen! you werent keeping up or what! lol

 

haha thats my wife i was just making up stuff for joking sake.

that will always be my big puertorican booty. i got a chick on the side now though.
im a bad husband i know

isnt she cute? almost as fine as my wife.

 

I blame GM for selling people Cobalt SS/SC's, then those peolpe come over here and make useless posts..Kinda like this one..

 

i like that one!

 

Seriously there are people who believe GM secretly funds shopping malls in the middle of nowhere, thus forcing people to buy cars to go shopping, and not taking public transportation like they did when all the shopping was downtown.

 

lol thats so absurd. then again my step mom reads this book that talks about George Bush having a weather machine that caused hurricane andrew.

 

I think it's funny how somebody blamed GM for comming out with the 2.4 auto too late. And they were actually serious.

 

i saw that thread, i was like
he actually inspired this thread lol

 

I blame GM for having mechanics which know less than my 4 year old niece.

I also blame GM for hiring sh*tty customer service reps

 

im sorry but those complaints are illegitimate.

now the fact that i was late to work one day for talking to the cute cashier lady at the service desk is definately gm's fault.


legitimate claim only please.