what do i got to do ?
heres another sneaky way to beat him. next time he changes his oil offer to help. say hey i got the filter while removing the filter cap assembly junk you will see a plug right above the cap unplug that and dont plug it back in. he will get the engine power reduced and his car will run like poo. i accidently did this when i did my last one i thought id some how fucked **** up.
cobalts came with a nice feature such as non locking gas caps...
invite him to a party..well he is inside partying it up with his homies, go outside and put god knows what into his gas. his engine will then explode. thus you win
itd be bad but not too bad every second is about 2 cars so lets say he can run a mid low 14 you run a mid 15 thats about 2 1/2 cars there maybe more. im going off a race that i have with my buddy in his foxbody he runs mid 12s and i run low 13s he usually has about 1 1/2 to 2 cars on me.
Install a purge kit with a CO2 tank attached.
Aim the purges out of your passenger front bumper to where his air intake is.
Line up to race him and make sure he takes the right lane
Hold the purge starting after the first honk and load his intake with CO2
robbing his engine of air.
Take off on the third honk.
Everytime he starts getting close, purge into his intake and stall him out again.
Win for you!

Aim the purges out of your passenger front bumper to where his air intake is.
Line up to race him and make sure he takes the right lane
Hold the purge starting after the first honk and load his intake with CO2
robbing his engine of air.
Take off on the third honk.
Everytime he starts getting close, purge into his intake and stall him out again.
Win for you!


more than half a car???...hah...more than that buddy....SS's arent bad but the charger in ours gives us the nasty acceleration...he'll beat you pretty good...even tho he's stock
my idea doesnt harm anything it just runs crummy till you plug it in. you are fired for wanting to damage some ones car permanently
only way your going to beat him is nitrious or cams
dang bro it will be kinda hard man. cuz the ss/sc is pretty fast compared to ur ss/na and including that urs is automatic. I dont think u stand a chance am sorry even with some modding. Go ahead and supercharge ur 2.4 thats the best advice i can give you and ull smoke him if he stays stock. I say start modding little by little without him noticing. Also good idea get some nitrous he will be surprised.
not the oil filter cap a plug for sending signals like electrical ****. it doesnt get the proper reading from wherever the **** it goes and runs like crap. no harm to engine.
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u cant keep up with him..maybe full bolt ons cai cams and a tuned might be closed theres a guy on here has this setup and running 203whp but hes a manual so ...tuff call just till him to **** off


