you may have to do some things you wont be particularly proud of, but damn you will enjoy your ****

 

abishop i just saw a guy with the name or aaron bishop with a cobalt from around here on facebook maybe thats you? not creepin lol just was random and did you buy it from cable dahmer?

 

what will he not be proud of??

 

haha i dont suck dick like you mark its degrading for us heterosexual males to do that

 

no sorry, i don't sucky the cocky

 

thats not what you drunk texted me last night..........weird.....

 

hahahah i still have my texts from last night. and i DID NOT say that

i said last night was 3 nights in a row. tonight (saturday) will be four. and my friends parents are gonna be gone tuesday-sun this week

 

it wasnt from your phone dude lol

 

then what the hell was it from? how can i drunk text you if its not from my phone?

 

im gonna go out on a limb here and guess you wheren't getting drunk alone like a lonely ass bastard. on that not ei will also guess your friends have cell phones too, just an educated guess seeing as how its 2009 and your 19. after you where done texting me, i got another text, said it was your boyfriend tim.....

 

hahahahahah wtf

 

thats what im wondering man! ima tell Caryn or how ever you spell that ****

 

yeah you got it right. dude thats weird

what was the number? cause i don't have a record of me sending a text like that to you. and with my phone, its set up like AIM sorta. to where on the main SMS screen it has the name of everyone that you've texted. and when you click on their name. it'll be in like the me,them,me,them,me,them format. and you cant delete individual texts. just the whole conversation. and i still ahve it all

 

lol i hope you know im being a sarcastic ***** ***** again

 

 

you should of known man

 

well. i wasn't drinking alone. and i didn't have my phone with me the whole night.

 

hahaha you know me though.

 

yeah, ya bastard. so. heres a little taste for tonight. 1liter of pomegranite smirnof, 1liter of watermelon smirnof, 30pack of budweiser, handle of tequila, 18pack of budlight lime, three 6packs of bitch beer for the girl, bottle of crown, and some other stuff i can't think of. oh and theres only 5 of us

 

you forgot your favorite part. the 30 guys

 

no its me and one other guy, and three girls

 

surreee . if theres any female nudity post em up!!

 

i will. as long as it aint my girl

 

lol. its for Bryan, he doubts Me and Zachs abilities to obtain Newds

 

ohhhh okay. **** i got some on my phone