So this is what I see right in front of my car lot. She is waiting on the bus........who lays down in the dirty ass gravel and grass to wait on a bus? She is sleeping by the way. She must be mentally hilarious

 

wow, just wow

 

lol i was actually expecting to see a real whale on a real beach

lol good find

 

yea she is still waiting outside here now she is up on her side.....i sprayed her down with the hose so she wouldn't dry out. waiting on wildlife officers as we speak

doesn't is just blow your mind that somebody is SOOO lazy they lay down on their stomach on the side of a 45mph road to wait on the bus?

 

hahaha.. wow. wtf.

 

LMAO...anyone want some blubber?...maybe if you toss her some fish into the black river (road) then she'll scoot back into the sea

 

I'm worried about the safety of drivers

 

i think im gonna just go lay beside her and not even say a word. maybe cuddle a little bit

 

wanna kno how to get a good wet kiss?...go to long john silvers for lunch an then lay next to her i guarantee she gets a good wiff of your breath an tries to swallow you whole

 

 

at least she didnt try to sit on that post, it would have been a goner, rofl.

 

bet i can find her blow hole

 

Now that would have been an EPIC FAIL lol

 

i wonder how she plans on getting up?...i mean flipping over isnt gunna help her get back to her tiny feet...we all kno that pole aint gonna holder in her sad attempts to stand again

 

lmao

 

her feet look like little baby infant feet compared to her body

 

i kno alot of fat ppl have tiny feet...i mean i get wobbly sometimes with my standard feet an i'm a normal guy....i mean they must have some incredible balance.....but on the appearance angle...one would say almost like baby flippers?

 

You have all the keys in there w/ you right? You should set off the alarms and scare the sh*t out of her, rofl.

 

THATS MY MOM YOU *******!!





ehhhh J/K

 

man we have done that before when they sit on our ****** cars! it is hilarious.

your mom is hot!

 

if that was the case i'm not sure if i'd say i'm sry or tell you to go help her up

 

I've seen worse. Picture a 400 pound woman in a thong. Well maybe it didn't start out as a thong, but it ended up as one. Me and my buddy saw one at the lake one day and were so distracted that he ran up on the corner of a curb and smashed the oil pan on his car. Then everyone started staring at us because his car was making such a ruckus.

 

DOES SHE MAKE THIS SOUND
WHALE

 

no no...thats only when she farts

 

I bet if you yell Kool Aid! she will come crashing thru ur wall
I bet in High School she sat next to everyone
I bet she is on both sides of her family
I bet when she walks its in sections