A neon pulls up to me last nite, looking "tough", revs, so naturally we go from the red light, i'm killing him, as its just a bare neon, so I let him catch up and blast him with the train horn, I guess it scared him and he swerved off the road.

This morning I stop at my regular gas station and see his car.







Actually, I've never even seen this car before, and that race didn't happen.

But I can tell you for a car without even having brakes on the rear wheels, it's not a race car, and look what happens when it tried to be. On the other side of the car theres lower trim, I guess it was completly lost in whatever happened.

 

that sux.. nice wing though. can you try and get that for my ss. I would swap u straight up.. it's hot

 

So you are trying to say you caused him to crash with your horn?

 

Nope.

 

if you read he never really raced him nor blasted his horn. Only kidding

 

Wow, that wing is ****ing huge

 

Well there's a shitload of alot of power you need to keep on the ground.
And in one of the pics it looks like a boost guage, probably fake. I didn't notice it in person, if its there on my way home i'll take a look.

 

The wing is to keep traction on the rear wheels when you're trapping at 53 mph at the track.

 

i want it, so i can mount it on my hood. that way i get no wheelhop

 

since when do rear brakes define a race car

 

haha that sux

 

look, these ricers have wings on their FWD cars also.

 

oh man I think I have the same rims

 

Meh, they look better on my car anyways

 

I don't speak for the world, pal.
and obviously 4 brakes works better than 2 for stopping power.
Not my problem if you have or know someone with a shi.tty car like this one and got offended, in the event you did, I'll be sure to find more and post spicifically for you.

 

ACTUALLY, Those Neons trap around 83-84 mph, Hahahahahahaha

My old one trapped in the area of 96 mph

 

Hey i have an SRT-4 so cool it with the neon ****.......J/K.. Anyway what a ******* I want that big ass wing so I can mount it to my shoulders and run as fast as I can and see how much downforce I get.

 

You need to get a pic of the driver. Bet you he looks the part ( fast and the furious)

 

I liked your story better.

 

Holy f*** someone needs to d*ck slap the owner of that car, WOW ive seen park benches smaller then that,. its cars like that; give moded cars a bad name.

hehe i wish ur story was true then you would of at least put that poor car out of its misery.

Gotta love the graphics, it looks like a 3yrd old (probably at the same mental lvl as the owner) got overzealous and had a filed day on the neon.

 

LMAO. Get a pic!
Yeah, that car was gone when I went home that day. I bet i'll see it on the road again before too long.

 

I saw a Civic with a wing almost exactly like that today. It was some pinkish purple colored Civic.... completely riced out: fart can, clear tails, wing that could fly a 747, and a tint job that looked like bubble wrap. Funny part was... I had just about stopped laughing and started to gain composure when I saw a Neon that looked almost exactly like the Civic sitting at the red light in the opposite direction.

 

hhahaha.
That stuff cracks me up. I don't know anybody that does that to their car that's a friend of mine, but I would like to ask why they do that. If they're just having fun with a beater car, or if they're completly serious about the 'mods' they've done.

 

my wife has wings on her pads ..dos that make her a race car?

 

Only if she drives with front wheels.