I don't know if anyone else has had these issues:

Driver side door will occasionally do one of two things: refuse to latch shut after locking the doors and attempting to shut. OR After unlocking, door will not open from outside or inside. This happens during moderately cold weather (35-40 deg. F). And has not bothered me on much colder days.

The bar that you lift to slide the seat forwards and backwards on the passenger side seat has broken or popped loose so thats it's still attached but useless.
I'll see if these are easy fixes or not when i have some light here.

I apologize if I sound like a moron. I rip apart computers for a living but I've never even changed my own oil before.

 

Don't waste your time, bro...that is what a warranty is for. Let the dealership worry about those things

 

Most of the time I would agree, however it's a half hour drive to my dealership and I've already been there 4 times in the last six weeks for routine maintainence, replacing my blower motor and replacing a bad MAF sensor. Fortunately that bar had just popped off a metal peg that holds it in place (easy fix when you can see whats under there) and I loaded up my doors with lock de-icer. They seem to operate a little more smoothly so I hope that did the trick.