Problems/Service/Maintenance Do you have problems with your new 2.0, 2.2, or 2.4L? What kind of service did you have done?

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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 09:37 PM
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Not Work Safe What should I do, if anything?

Okay, here's my baby.

I was on my way to class and I realized I forgot my drink, I looked in my wallet for some cash, I had a buck on me. (I carry plastic, I lose cash like nobodies business.) The Soda machine is one of those asinine rate hiked ones, so it wants 1.25 instead of 1 dollar.

I decide to scramble around looking for change. (Ironically I had cleaned my car out the day before and put the 8 dollars...literally 8 dollars worth of coined change into a jar in my room thinking I wouldn't need it.) I can't find zip. Then I think; maybe something is in the back seat.



I hmmm, this may be a possibility.

Let me just...

What the hell, should it be doing that?



WHAT THE FUCKKK IS THIS ****?



My concern here is A, a car that is sold as new, one owner, but still new, 2006 with fairly low miles, that was supposed to be checked completely has a stash of Trojan Magnum XXL condoms in it. And B, why my seat is doing this ****, it came up like nothing, I haven't had any passengers, but sitting in it I realized that the seat was funky.

So provided if B, the seat thing is normal and is just maybe unlocked, I can live with that. Please tell me how to lock it.

What the hell do I do about A, I am pissed off at this because I shouldn't find **** like this in my car. It is gross, ONE OF THEM WAS OPENED. I want to voice my concern, but I don't want it to fall on deaf ears. So far I have had to tell the people what's wrong with the car, have them not fix it, drop my car off with them, be told it'd be done by x time, not get called, call back at x time, get no response, or for lack of a better ramble, I keep getting dicked here.

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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:11 PM
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Nice post. F'ing hilarious.
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:13 PM
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Wow take it to the dealer make them take it out lol. So good though lol.
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:14 PM
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So you bought the car used? If it had a previous owner, then it would not be new.
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:14 PM
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step1. remove torjan
step2. inset metal "bar" into the clip that the trojan was hiding
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:18 PM
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maybe they're just worn out... i mean cuz it looks like they've ehem.. seen some action
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:20 PM
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lol. Good stuff.
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:23 PM
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Thats ******* funny.
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:24 PM
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hahaha sorry but that is funny as hell!
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:25 PM
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Lol nice. consider it a sign, now you have some more condoms and a new place to hide them when you need them

Originally Posted by jhop16
maybe they're just worn out... i mean cuz it looks like they've ehem.. seen some action
LMAO ******* great
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:27 PM
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I dare you to go over your car with a black light to really see how clean your car is!!!
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:30 PM
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I dare you to go over your car with a black light to really see how clean your car is!!!
lmao he might be in for a big surprise!
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:32 PM
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bust out the rubber gloves and start cleanin that ****...
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:33 PM
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Epic thread!!!
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:34 PM
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Yes the seat thing happens just pop it back in place and you aint seen nothing till youre working on a city owned car to pull back the carpet to run some wires and find a mound of those things it was gross i just put the carpet right back lol
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by slowswap
So you bought the car used? If it had a previous owner, then it would not be new.
Well used, under warranty, but new.
I like to call it new since I went from a 94 Saab 900s to this.
I like to wish and hope and dream and stuff.


I may just go get said blacklight...because Its gunna bother the **** outa me.
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:36 PM
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funny as hell, to lock the seat in, wedge the back of the seat in then push down on the front hard, then push back towards the trunk while still pushing down, let it pop back foward but keep pushing down, then let go it should be snapped in
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:36 PM
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by biohazard
funny as hell, to lock the seat in, wedge the back of the seat in then push down on the front hard, then push back towards the trunk while still pushing down, let it pop back foward but keep pushing down, then let go it should be snapped in
ya thats how you do it

and do urself a favor and get some cover king seat covers lmfao
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:47 PM
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It is a four door car...lol

Man seeing that makes you wonder about any used car with decent ammount of miles on it. Anything and everything could have been done. Hell what if the sicko decided to beat his meat while driving! and got it all over the steering wheel where your hand is! haha
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:51 PM
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arent our resale values low enough keep saying stuff like that and noe will buy a used car again lol
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:53 PM
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lol now that funny
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Shugo0323
It is a four door car...lol

Man seeing that makes you wonder about any used car with decent ammount of miles on it. Anything and everything could have been done. Hell what if the sicko decided to beat his meat while driving! and got it all over the steering wheel where your hand is! haha
AH good times.... I mean what kind of sicko

My friend bought a used car about a month ago and their was a dead hamster under the back seat. You never know what your going to find.
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 11:51 PM
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so did you get the black light. and ya the seat just pops back down
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 11:57 PM
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OMFG epic thread.
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