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Jun 9, 2010 | 03:54 PM

#26

USMCFieldMP

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From: Fort Worth, TX

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Originally Posted by Omega_5

Here's how it would work out;

OP: Hey I'm broken down at the corner of Oak St. and 1st Ave, in Whateversville. Can someone help me?

Reply: I was broken down once too. It really sucks.
Reply: You live in Whateversville? I live in Whocares. We should have coffee sometime.
Reply: I could come help you out, but it'll cost you $50.
Reply: You should call AAA, their number in your area is (###) ###-####.
Mod: Above post removed. AAA is not a vendor here.
Reply: Did you check your MAF? It's a common issue.
Reply: You should have searched for broken down threads instead of starting a new one.
Reply: Sorry to hijack, but what's the best intake for an SS/SC?

See... ******* failure on CSS.

And then a bunch of people would come in and bash him for breaking down... talk about how they've never broken down... and how he could have avoided breaking down if he hadn't bought parts from XXX Vender.

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Originally Posted by Black SS/SC 06

Lmao, you forgot to say post nude pics of your girl and then I will come help you

Haha, yeeeessssssss... That's what I'd post.

Jun 9, 2010 | 04:03 PM

#27

Omega_5

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From: Maidstone, SK

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Originally Posted by USMCFieldMP

Ah.. another few I forgot.

And I just realized that I forgot about the guy that i shaving girlfriend issues, and writes a sob story....
Or the guy who claims he wasted a modded GTO, Camero, or whatever....

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Originally Posted by jimbos'ss

for Omega

YESSSS!!!!

Jun 9, 2010 | 04:04 PM

#28

shaunmcdee

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Lmao, epic post.

Jun 9, 2010 | 05:36 PM

#29

WickedSS2005

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Originally Posted by Black SS/SC 06

Troof. This place is nothing more than the comedy zone on the interwebz.

I love you. So much truth, from a moderator

Jun 9, 2010 | 07:36 PM

#30

Gestapo007

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From: Kure Beach, NC

omfg this thread became win. I wanna shake Omegas hand. Maybe give a High 5.

epic Lulz. I would probobly post a "**** or GTFO" in a broken down thread. Or post a stupid picture irrelevant to the OP's problem, because chances are, i probobly wont be able to help him

Jun 9, 2010 | 09:27 PM

#31

Black SS/SC 06

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From: Jacksonville, FL

So I did a 40 roll against a 2003 Cobra (With 600 RWHP and Nawz!) and #4 went, so I posted in the emergency section on CSS.Net to see if the superfly CC08 could give me a ride. He didnt respond because he has been banned for a year, so my hopes of making a really cool video with his in car camera went down the drain.

FML

Jun 9, 2010 | 09:30 PM

#32

DBlock

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From: Nashville,TN

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omega_5

lmfao

Jun 9, 2010 | 09:37 PM

#33

silver187666

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From: Yulee, Florida

the only person id have to help me ont his form is the mod. i rather risk it and pull my car by my ***** then have him come help me.

Jun 9, 2010 | 09:42 PM

#34

Gestapo007

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lmao on ***** pull. you might gain a few inches after that, not such a bad idea

Jun 9, 2010 | 09:45 PM

#35

silver187666

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compared to sherif lee it is.

Jun 9, 2010 | 09:45 PM

#36

06G85

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From: Severn, Maryland

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Originally Posted by Omega_5

LMFAO!! This thread is now epic!

I am a AAA member, but I WOULD call a freind before calling them. They take like 2.5-3 hrs to get you. **** em, glad they are not a vendor.

Jun 9, 2010 | 09:51 PM

#37

Black SS/SC 06

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From: Jacksonville, FL

Quote:

Originally Posted by silver187666

the only person id have to help me ont his form is the mod. i rather risk it and pull my car by my ***** then have him come help me.

Curtis I already know that you drive the girl's version of the cobalt, so I would come help you so you wouldn't have to let anyone else know

Jun 27, 2010 | 11:13 PM

#38

SS-Performance-RS

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Omega_5

Epic lol

Jun 27, 2010 | 11:19 PM

#39

USMCFieldMP

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From: Fort Worth, TX

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Originally Posted by TopSnake

Epic lol

Epically late.

Jun 27, 2010 | 11:22 PM

#40

SS-Performance-RS

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Quote:

Originally Posted by USMCFieldMP

Epically late.

Go **** yourself you non 5811 lol I jus saw it today

Jun 28, 2010 | 11:13 AM

#41

Black SS/SC 06

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Quote:

Originally Posted by usmcfieldmp

epically late.

lmao

Jun 30, 2010 | 09:33 AM

#42

souchak2112

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From: Long Island, NY

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gestapo007

omfg this thread became win. I wanna shake Omegas hand. Maybe give a High 5.

epic Lulz. I would probobly post a "**** or GTFO" in a broken down thread. Or post a stupid picture irrelevant to the OP's problem, because chances are, i probobly wont be able to help him

I believe that is yarn