2006 Chevrolet Cobalt - Select Motor Auto Sales Lynnwood, WA

 

lmao "Legendary 2.2l for extra power"

 

Yea the one that ALL cobalts come with. LMAO!!!! Damn car salesmen

 

Says its rare. lol

 

"EXTREMELY RARE CAR...IT IS A VERY DESIRABLE CAR & IT WILL BRING YOU TO ANOTHER LEVEL OF DRIVING EXPERIENCE"

Who wrote this damn ad?? They make it sound like god drove this thing.

 

Wonder what he would say if he was selling a SS.

 

They wouldn't sell it, they would put it up on a rotating pedastal with spotlights and confetti!!

 

rear wheel drive? haha

 

HA! This is what I do to mine

 

All behold!!!! THE LEGEND.....




Bow down to the mad L61 gods...

 

I can picture this thing being up on metal ramps at some back woods dealer like the bandit car was in that movie The Goods.

 

Hahaha. No this dealer is actually in Lynwood WA which is about 20 mins north of Seattle. Lynwood is a farily large and very populated city with tons of car dealerships on a very busy main street (Hwy 99). That why this ad is SOOO funny to me because it's not at a "backwood" dealer trying to fool some hicks . It is smack dab in the middle of a high traffic bustling city type atmosphere.

 

omg teh engyn swap wit teh furarry motar!

 

WOW, I never would have guessed it was in an area like that. It is deff written like it would be some podunk ass small town dealer.

 

I bow to you, o great l61!

 

wish i had abs and cruise control

 

I know!! Thats why this ad is killing me

And givin all the work Tom did tho this car, it is "rare" actually but they dont know that. They are not giving the real reasons of why it is rare. They are just spitting out random facts about cobalts that are embellished BIGTIME!!......because they dont know!!!! LOL

 

Did the tornader come and suck up yer Camero? Wife wreck yer Firebird tearin thru the trailer park drunk again? Boy howdy have we got the car for you....tain't no F bucket, but it's a beaut none the less.

 

exactly lmao

and i feel sorry for whoever buys it hahahaha. So much aftermarket and custom stuff on that car...going to be fun for them the first time something needs fixing hahahaha

ya...made me laugh ALOT!!!!

will be funny to see what happens :p

 

Sweet! It has a SOHC!!!

"LEGENDARY 2.2L I-4 SOHC"


Never knew the 2.2L ecotec in the cobalt had a single cam, what happened to the other one?

 

Thanks for making me laugh in the middle of class and look like a fool

 

lmao....ya...aparently it runs on 1 stg 2 cam? lmfao

 

someone email them and call them out on everything lol

 

lmao

Im tempted to send him an email with everything wrong on there hahahaha

 

Should I call them and tell them about everything that is wrong with this ad?