OFFICIAL Texas sell/trade and spottings chat/thread
this story is for carstedt.
ok so my parents got me a bike for xmas and I couldn't ride it yet because I was still recovering from having part of my finger chopped off by a door lol. Well after a month or 2 I started riding my bike because I was a kid and I was like yolo and didnt care if it hurt my hand to ride lol. one day they had just gotten back from the hardware store and parked the truck a little past the entrance to our driveway so they could carry stuff in and out. I was riding my bike in the street and I liked going up my driveway and down it because of the small downhill part. Well my mom had her door open in the trucks passenger side and the jeep saw it and sorta slowed down. I was having the time of my life yoloing so I hadnt seen the jeep was coming. I went up my driveway and was like imma go downhill all day err dayy. I went down my driveway and me and the jeep hit each other lol. I hit it in the front corner so I didnt just get run over completely. Well...I went flying like a ****. Felt like I was in the matrix and **** was slowed down and I was flying. Turns out I was in the air for like 1 second only. Well the hit made me spin in midair and when I was going down I saw the bikes handlebars sticking straight up so i put my hands and legs out to catch myself. They still hit me in my stomach and I got up and felt like I had been uppercut in the stomach by the bus driver the punched that black girl. Niggr in the jeep got out crying and hysterical and was like omg!! lol. My mom freaked out real quick like every other time I would get hurt and took me to the hospital. Doctor told me if I didnt put my arms out that the handlebars woulda gone straight through me lol. It was a mountain bike so it had the straight handlebars. Oh and the person that hit me lived down the street and was a substitute teacher at my school lol.
ok so my parents got me a bike for xmas and I couldn't ride it yet because I was still recovering from having part of my finger chopped off by a door lol. Well after a month or 2 I started riding my bike because I was a kid and I was like yolo and didnt care if it hurt my hand to ride lol. one day they had just gotten back from the hardware store and parked the truck a little past the entrance to our driveway so they could carry stuff in and out. I was riding my bike in the street and I liked going up my driveway and down it because of the small downhill part. Well my mom had her door open in the trucks passenger side and the jeep saw it and sorta slowed down. I was having the time of my life yoloing so I hadnt seen the jeep was coming. I went up my driveway and was like imma go downhill all day err dayy. I went down my driveway and me and the jeep hit each other lol. I hit it in the front corner so I didnt just get run over completely. Well...I went flying like a ****. Felt like I was in the matrix and **** was slowed down and I was flying. Turns out I was in the air for like 1 second only. Well the hit made me spin in midair and when I was going down I saw the bikes handlebars sticking straight up so i put my hands and legs out to catch myself. They still hit me in my stomach and I got up and felt like I had been uppercut in the stomach by the bus driver the punched that black girl. Niggr in the jeep got out crying and hysterical and was like omg!! lol. My mom freaked out real quick like every other time I would get hurt and took me to the hospital. Doctor told me if I didnt put my arms out that the handlebars woulda gone straight through me lol. It was a mountain bike so it had the straight handlebars. Oh and the person that hit me lived down the street and was a substitute teacher at my school lol.
im getting laid to drive my car....
Last edited by Twoozofjuice; Oct 15, 2012 at 01:15 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
