Watch Out for CHP SmogCheck Checkpoints
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even though CHP doesnt know their ass from a hole in the ground, it is still their job to determine when emissions laws are being broken which is just like giving a retarded kid a paint by colors kit... they still dont know what the **** they are doing, but they sure as hell try...
which is why it took 1.5 hours 4 squad cars and 8 cops to try and figure out what the hell a manual boost controller was and why it might be under the hood of my car. this and all the other "Green" laws are bullshit revenue pulling treehugger ways to make california money.
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problem with this statement is that they are called California HIGHWAY Patrol, they have regular police for the other crap.
even though CHP doesnt know their ass from a hole in the ground, it is still their job to determine when emissions laws are being broken which is just like giving a retarded kid a paint by colors kit... they still dont know what the **** they are doing, but they sure as hell try...
which is why it took 1.5 hours 4 squad cars and 8 cops to try and figure out what the hell a manual boost controller was and why it might be under the hood of my car. this and all the other "Green" laws are bullshit revenue pulling treehugger ways to make california money.
even though CHP doesnt know their ass from a hole in the ground, it is still their job to determine when emissions laws are being broken which is just like giving a retarded kid a paint by colors kit... they still dont know what the **** they are doing, but they sure as hell try...
which is why it took 1.5 hours 4 squad cars and 8 cops to try and figure out what the hell a manual boost controller was and why it might be under the hood of my car. this and all the other "Green" laws are bullshit revenue pulling treehugger ways to make california money.
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lmao, they pulled me over because of my license plate lights and how they werent allow to "project to the rear of the vehicle" even though he told me this is why i was originally pulled over AFTER everything had been inspected.
he found it under my catch can, dude must have had eagle eyes cuz that ****** thing was hidden pretty well. he asked me what it was and i played the innocent i dontknow what it is sir?! role. so he had no idea or his partner, so they called another squad car and so on. after all was said and done i was still issued a ref citation. this was all on those bullshit SD operation crack down days... 7 of 8 cops who were specialy trained to look for stuff like this had no idea what anything was under my hood... haha CA cracks me up
he also asked me if i had any drugs in the car and that he could make them disappear... so i told him no i dont do that **** i'm in the military and he looked at me and scoffed... dude was a straight *******.
he found it under my catch can, dude must have had eagle eyes cuz that ****** thing was hidden pretty well. he asked me what it was and i played the innocent i dontknow what it is sir?! role. so he had no idea or his partner, so they called another squad car and so on. after all was said and done i was still issued a ref citation. this was all on those bullshit SD operation crack down days... 7 of 8 cops who were specialy trained to look for stuff like this had no idea what anything was under my hood... haha CA cracks me up
he also asked me if i had any drugs in the car and that he could make them disappear... so i told him no i dont do that **** i'm in the military and he looked at me and scoffed... dude was a straight *******.
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Wow glad I dont lived out there. Then again if I did live out there id do everything I could do to keep my out of state registration and plates!
Also being lowered wont help as CA will just nail you for being too low
Also being lowered wont help as CA will just nail you for being too low
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I always wanted to move to cali but it wont be for another 2yrs after i finish school. at least i kno what to look out for with the cops..
but if i keep my florida tag i should be good.....i think?
but if i keep my florida tag i should be good.....i think?
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that bs is why cali is broke... and why i will never live there, because what you do to your car is up to you...not the government. and because the us is really the only country trying to prevent global warming, and were doing a terrible job of covering for everyone else( thats sarcastic btw)
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lmao, they pulled me over because of my license plate lights and how they werent allow to "project to the rear of the vehicle" even though he told me this is why i was originally pulled over AFTER everything had been inspected.
he found it under my catch can, dude must have had eagle eyes cuz that ****** thing was hidden pretty well. he asked me what it was and i played the innocent i dontknow what it is sir?! role. so he had no idea or his partner, so they called another squad car and so on. after all was said and done i was still issued a ref citation. this was all on those bullshit SD operation crack down days... 7 of 8 cops who were specialy trained to look for stuff like this had no idea what anything was under my hood... haha CA cracks me up
he also asked me if i had any drugs in the car and that he could make them disappear... so i told him no i dont do that **** i'm in the military and he looked at me and scoffed... dude was a straight *******.
he found it under my catch can, dude must have had eagle eyes cuz that ****** thing was hidden pretty well. he asked me what it was and i played the innocent i dontknow what it is sir?! role. so he had no idea or his partner, so they called another squad car and so on. after all was said and done i was still issued a ref citation. this was all on those bullshit SD operation crack down days... 7 of 8 cops who were specialy trained to look for stuff like this had no idea what anything was under my hood... haha CA cracks me up
he also asked me if i had any drugs in the car and that he could make them disappear... so i told him no i dont do that **** i'm in the military and he looked at me and scoffed... dude was a straight *******.
dude was like i have no clue what that is
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bwahahaha ive been pulled over like that around a week ago pulled over for driving with my fogs on at dusk WTF is that and they popped the hood and had to find out what an hks ssqv is and why my car makes a high pitch noise LOLLLLL and the cop was like w.e i dont feel like dealing with a cops son right now i was like SCORE!
dude was like i have no clue what that is
dude was like i have no clue what that is
i told them that if me and my fellow servicemen did our jobs on a level equal to how well CHPdid their jobs we would probably be under another countries control...
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they are targeting cars just like ours.
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