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Old Jul 21, 2009 | 07:40 PM
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This CAN'T be real

Been playing around looking at prices for used parts on ebay and I came across this

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/PERFO...%3A1|72%3A1171

25$ for +100hp and +30mpg sounds like a GREAT deal.... haha

But seriously, whats the deal with these performance chips?
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Old Jul 21, 2009 | 07:44 PM
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Stage 6? DAAAAAAAAAaaaaamn!
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Old Jul 21, 2009 | 07:44 PM
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lol. n00b
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Old Jul 21, 2009 | 07:48 PM
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Yes its real. No those numbers aren't. This has been beaten to death.


Aaaaaaaaand you know people buy this.....
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Old Jul 21, 2009 | 07:49 PM
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Nice! LOL
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Old Jul 21, 2009 | 07:54 PM
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100 hp???!!!!.....haha what a joke
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Old Jul 21, 2009 | 08:02 PM
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Haha, common, its 25$! That's alot of money. If I am going to spend that much I demand AT LEAST 100 hp!

Do these chips (not the one above) actually improve anything? In other words, if you are going to get the tune on the Cobalt is it worth it to spend 30 or 40 bucks on a chips for a few hp and mpg?
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Old Jul 21, 2009 | 08:04 PM
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110% satisfaction gauranteed. Awesome!
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Old Jul 21, 2009 | 08:06 PM
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Double. sorry

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Old Jul 21, 2009 | 08:19 PM
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I just bought two so I can get 200+ hp!
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Old Jul 21, 2009 | 08:46 PM
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125$ and we have a la mans winning vehicle!

I found a site that says the chip can add a few hp and a bit of mpg. Any truth to that?
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Old Jul 21, 2009 | 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Captotterboy
125$ and we have a la mans winning vehicle!

I found a site that says the chip can add a few hp and a bit of mpg. Any truth to that?
You don't chip OBD-II cars, you flash em.
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Old Jul 21, 2009 | 09:15 PM
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Please don't buy this!
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Old Jul 21, 2009 | 09:16 PM
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Ah, i see.

By the way, I love your turnpike!

Damn double posts. Sorry
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Old Jul 21, 2009 | 09:19 PM
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dude i gotta get one of these! it improves climbing and passing abilities!!! whats sad is people buy these...
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Old Jul 22, 2009 | 12:35 AM
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I could put my pubes up for sale on ebay and someone would probably buy them...

if you could really get 100+ HP for $25, don't you think everyone would have them??

if anyone is dumb enough to believe this will actually work they deserve to be kicked in the face.



...oh yeah and...
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Old Jul 22, 2009 | 12:39 AM
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i wish these certain "phoney" chips were true haha
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Old Jul 22, 2009 | 01:19 AM
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Has anyone with a scan gauge bought one of these to see how much it's ******* up the iat's?
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Old Jul 22, 2009 | 01:28 AM
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they dont do anything. 2 wires are hanging from the box, most dont even have a chip inside. saw a tv special on these
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Old Jul 22, 2009 | 07:59 AM
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gotta love the ebay feedback
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Old Jul 22, 2009 | 08:42 AM
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haha, nothing in the box? Thats hilarious!
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Old Jul 22, 2009 | 08:59 AM
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awesome!! its what i always wanted!! also if you read the page it says in the "Benefits" section 70+ hp and 70+ torque...im pretty positive that 70 doesnt mean 100 (knowing full well of course that this thing does not work) they can't even false advertise correct!!!
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Old Jul 22, 2009 | 09:22 AM
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this is classic
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Old Jul 22, 2009 | 10:45 AM
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So I bought one and hooked it up on my 05 stock 2.2L and dynoed and it put me at 100 HP lol.
Makes you have 100HP not adds 100HP

































jk that would be funny **** right there.

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Old Jul 24, 2009 | 11:08 PM
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**** i better get like 1013532 of these and i will be the fastest car on the .net and redline forums.

also to clear things up... everyone on ebay is not a "CHIP" it is a box with a resistor in it that tricks the computer to think its colder and the air is more dence( hence more fuel ) or vice versa... more or less resistance. most of the time when people do these they get black plugs or they get a super lean motor.
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