CLIFF NOTES ON BOTTOM


Well tonight..went to a nearby city. With no intention of racing..but i saw a ZX2..body kit, rims, fart can, and aluminum wing. Followed him..right away he went to highway..i flew by him..he flew by me..then he got off when i flew by him again..so whatever. Well later i see the guy again..follow him. At first i was like ok..were actually gonna line up here. I pull up next to him..he says
"Oh little cobalt wants to run again huh, i just beat you on highway"
mind all of his friends are in the car behind him. So im guessing that he was telling them how he 'toasted' me.
i say
"what race? you flew by me, i flew by you..we never lined up"
"whatever man, i'll beat that car again"
He drives off i follow..catch up to him and he has a 3.8 V6 AUTO camaro..he's running his mouth on how i should race him.
His camaro will wax your car..im tihkning in my head..idk..i dont htink so.
hes reving up his engine, dumping the clutch..saying how hes not wasting his time with my car...bla bla.
I'm sick of it, tell ihm to stop the **** talking and lets line up. he says fine i'll embarass you again.
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we line up..all i hear is his loud ass car..musta been a 4.5K launch..
As you guess i wound out second..and won by a car and a half...
then we go AGAIN and i win again. but that one was from a roll..
This guy got on my nerves so much..that i yelled. Not talking any **** now are you? Before the race his girlfriend had a smile on her face..after that..she didn't look to happy

he drove off..pissed as all hell.

then i ask the camaro if he wants too..atleast hes being cool. ha
We line up
he put his in 1st..in a AUTOMATIC by the way, and we go..i got him off the line..and after that i just kept pulling away.
He said he couldn't find 2nd? in an automatic

the camaro ive been wanting to race..well atleast a V6 one..and i did and won. ha

CLIFF NOTES
ZX2 rims body kit fart can big spoiler mess around on highway.
goes back talks **** about me to friends saying i lost.
talks **** to me, i get pissed tell him to line up, he lost both times infront of friends. Ouch.
race a 3.8V6 camaro..and won

I raced him mostly because he kept running his mouth on how he would beat me..and his **** talking needed to be shut up..along with him and his stupid ass. And i did..infront of his friends..i;d feel pretty embarassed.

 

hahaahha, this has to be the funniest war story i have ever heard......he said he couldn find second in his automatic...rofl..im dying right now....

 

if he said he cant find 2nd in an auto then i say its time for a new tranny lol

 

there was just so many things wrong with what he said..but i wasn't gonna sit there and say ****. ha

i told him good race and he said he was embarrased that he lost to a 4 cylinder..whatever ha

 

ZX2's are fun to mess with, nearly every kid I ever met in one of those acts like it's a Mustang GT, and they're almost never modded.