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SLoW SHO 01-14-2009 08:17 PM

Another Cobalt Moron
 
Driving home tonight on the Berlin Turnpike I saw a Yellow SS pull up quick. I was in my DD, a 98 Regal GS. I pinned it a little in 2nd to get his attention. He downshifted and we took off. I was inching up on him because he took the hit with some momentum. I was about at his rear wheel when he attempted to P.I.T. himself for no apparent reason at about 75mph.

Wanting to know wtf this kids deal was I tried to pull along side him, but he kept trying to P.I.T. himself. I mean cmon, 2800lb Cobalt vs 3500lb Buick? This kid had a death wish. He's lucky I swerved outta the way or he'd be either dead or severly injured.

/rant about yet another moron Cobalt owner.

pimpnwink 01-14-2009 08:20 PM

honestly you should have ran the fucker off the road.

soltino 01-15-2009 06:00 PM

Now tell us how it felt to be bluffed into swerving your car. (-%


tino

chris88z24 01-15-2009 06:00 PM

P.I.T.?


piitb?

?

snake890217 01-15-2009 06:01 PM

not like the police maneuver...?

YelloEye 01-15-2009 06:04 PM

Idiots....I woulda let him PIT himself right off the other side of the road personally.

Tank07 01-15-2009 06:05 PM

PIT like take your car out is that guy for real?

1BADSS/SC 01-15-2009 06:40 PM

can someone elaboarte on PIT?

Also, why the hell u racing ur GS? :lol:

PRND3L 01-15-2009 06:43 PM

Dont you fuckers watch cops??? you dont know what the PIT maneuver is??


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PIT_maneuver

mcphatty 01-15-2009 06:43 PM

PIT maneuver is what cops do to make you spin out and usually end a chase. they tap your rear bumper and push, causing you to lose control.

... but how does one PIT himself?

PRND3L 01-15-2009 06:47 PM

drive into the OP s front bumper.


Originally Posted by mcphatty (Post 3329570)
PIT maneuver is what cops do to make you spin out and usually end a chase. they tap your rear bumper and push, causing you to lose control.

... but how does one PIT himself?

drive into the OP s front bumper.

wrathofgod 01-15-2009 06:48 PM


Originally Posted by mcphatty (Post 3329570)
PIT maneuver is what cops do to make you spin out and usually end a chase. they tap your rear bumper and push, causing you to lose control.

... but how does one PIT himself?

heavier car will have more effect on the lighter one:lol:

suburbanrobot 01-15-2009 06:57 PM


Originally Posted by mcphatty (Post 3329570)
PIT maneuver is what cops do to make you spin out and usually end a chase. they tap your rear bumper and push, causing you to lose control.

... but how does one PIT himself?

that's what I was wondering:confused:

snake890217 01-15-2009 06:58 PM


Originally Posted by PRND3L (Post 3329566)
Dont you fuckers watch cops??? you dont know what the PIT maneuver is??


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PIT_maneuver

I know what a PIT is. I just dont get why you would damage your own car to do it to someone else. lol

1BADSS/SC 01-15-2009 07:06 PM


Originally Posted by snake890217 (Post 3329633)
I know what a PIT is. I just dont get why you would damage your own car to do it to someone else. lol


maybe he was embarassed that a buick was pulling on him.

XxDHiLLxX 01-15-2009 07:26 PM

lol that moron gives the rest of us a bad name

SLoW SHO 01-15-2009 08:22 PM


Originally Posted by mcphatty (Post 3329570)
PIT maneuver is what cops do to make you spin out and usually end a chase. they tap your rear bumper and push, causing you to lose control.

... but how does one PIT himself?

His rear quarter was at my front bumper and he swerved over. If I hadn't braked and swerved to avoid he would have essentially pitted himself spinning out and crashing.

SS4ME 01-23-2009 10:29 AM

Both of you are fools. Street-racing in the winter is for complete morons.

BowTieTillIdie 01-23-2009 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by pimpnwink (Post 3325261)
honestly you should have ran the fucker off the road.

lol you wouldn;t believe the fucking retards who would play chicken with my 97 tahoe driving ford escorts or some shit KIAs lol Yeah dude you really going to do some damage to my truck .. Its like

TANK VS FLY

whos gunna win !


I even had an episode with an X5 one day .. You can guess who won that one ...

X5 fenders - 1000 bucks not even painted

Tahoe fenders 25 bucks you pull it LOL same color ! I paid next to nothing for that truck 4 years ago in mint condition ... It has won every battle so far ..

scottw03 01-26-2009 08:32 PM


Originally Posted by SLoW SHO (Post 3325241)
Driving home tonight on the Berlin Turnpike I saw a Yellow SS pull up quick. I was in my DD, a 98 Regal GS. I pinned it a little in 2nd to get his attention. He downshifted and we took off. I was inching up on him because he took the hit with some momentum. I was about at his rear wheel when he attempted to P.I.T. himself for no apparent reason at about 75mph.

Wanting to know wtf this kids deal was I tried to pull along side him, but he kept trying to P.I.T. himself. I mean cmon, 2800lb Cobalt vs 3500lb Buick? This kid had a death wish. He's lucky I swerved outta the way or he'd be either dead or severly injured.

/rant about yet another moron Cobalt owner.

Maybe next time you won't try to instigate a race between you and another car and you won't run into this kind of problem. With that said, yes the guy sounds like an idiot.

Jaemon52 01-31-2009 06:40 AM

Street racing in general is semi-moronic. It's one thing toying with someone, but punching it to 120 or something on a public road is just insane. I do like those 0-60 sessions off of a light though, haha.

scottw03 01-31-2009 11:22 AM

I go to about 90. After that I consider it too dangerous. That puts me high in 3rd gear and if I am going to pull and win it will be by the end of that gear. After that it is just over kill.

1BADSS/SC 02-01-2009 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by scottw03 (Post 3399289)
I go to about 90. After that I consider it too dangerous. That puts me high in 3rd gear and if I am going to pull and win it will be by the end of that gear. After that it is just over kill.

Ill do 120 if the guys a real ass. Of course Im talking about the highway.

scottw03 02-01-2009 03:51 PM

Oh yeah, definitely on the highway only. I love 795 in NC. It is practically dead half of the time. Great place to do 3rd gear pulls to street tune your car IMO.

SLoW SHO 02-01-2009 04:00 PM


Originally Posted by scottw03 (Post 3375337)
Maybe next time you won't try to instigate a race between you and another car and you won't run into this kind of problem. With that said, yes the guy sounds like an idiot.

He was in a Cobalt SS driving fast, of course I'm gonna take the bait.


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