Another Cobalt Moron
01-14-2009, 08:17 PM
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Another Cobalt Moron
Driving home tonight on the Berlin Turnpike I saw a Yellow SS pull up quick. I was in my DD, a 98 Regal GS. I pinned it a little in 2nd to get his attention. He downshifted and we took off. I was inching up on him because he took the hit with some momentum. I was about at his rear wheel when he attempted to P.I.T. himself for no apparent reason at about 75mph.
Wanting to know wtf this kids deal was I tried to pull along side him, but he kept trying to P.I.T. himself. I mean cmon, 2800lb Cobalt vs 3500lb Buick? This kid had a death wish. He's lucky I swerved outta the way or he'd be either dead or severly injured.
/rant about yet another moron Cobalt owner.
Wanting to know wtf this kids deal was I tried to pull along side him, but he kept trying to P.I.T. himself. I mean cmon, 2800lb Cobalt vs 3500lb Buick? This kid had a death wish. He's lucky I swerved outta the way or he'd be either dead or severly injured.
/rant about yet another moron Cobalt owner.
01-15-2009, 06:43 PM
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Dont you ******* watch cops??? you dont know what the PIT maneuver is??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PIT_maneuver
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PIT_maneuver
01-15-2009, 06:43 PM
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PIT maneuver is what cops do to make you spin out and usually end a chase. they tap your rear bumper and push, causing you to lose control.
... but how does one PIT himself?
... but how does one PIT himself?
01-15-2009, 06:47 PM
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drive into the OP s front bumper.
drive into the OP s front bumper.
drive into the OP s front bumper.
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01-15-2009, 06:48 PM
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01-15-2009, 06:57 PM
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Dont you ******* watch cops??? you dont know what the PIT maneuver is??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PIT_maneuver
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PIT_maneuver
01-15-2009, 07:06 PM
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01-15-2009, 08:22 PM
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His rear quarter was at my front bumper and he swerved over. If I hadn't braked and swerved to avoid he would have essentially pitted himself spinning out and crashing.
01-23-2009, 01:18 PM
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lol you wouldn;t believe the ******* retards who would play chicken with my 97 tahoe driving ford escorts or some **** KIAs lol Yeah dude you really going to do some damage to my truck .. Its like
TANK VS FLY
whos gunna win !
I even had an episode with an X5 one day .. You can guess who won that one ...
X5 fenders - 1000 bucks not even painted
Tahoe fenders 25 bucks you pull it LOL same color ! I paid next to nothing for that truck 4 years ago in mint condition ... It has won every battle so far ..
TANK VS FLY
whos gunna win !
I even had an episode with an X5 one day .. You can guess who won that one ...
X5 fenders - 1000 bucks not even painted
Tahoe fenders 25 bucks you pull it LOL same color ! I paid next to nothing for that truck 4 years ago in mint condition ... It has won every battle so far ..
01-26-2009, 08:32 PM
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Driving home tonight on the Berlin Turnpike I saw a Yellow SS pull up quick. I was in my DD, a 98 Regal GS. I pinned it a little in 2nd to get his attention. He downshifted and we took off. I was inching up on him because he took the hit with some momentum. I was about at his rear wheel when he attempted to P.I.T. himself for no apparent reason at about 75mph.
Wanting to know wtf this kids deal was I tried to pull along side him, but he kept trying to P.I.T. himself. I mean cmon, 2800lb Cobalt vs 3500lb Buick? This kid had a death wish. He's lucky I swerved outta the way or he'd be either dead or severly injured.
/rant about yet another moron Cobalt owner.
Wanting to know wtf this kids deal was I tried to pull along side him, but he kept trying to P.I.T. himself. I mean cmon, 2800lb Cobalt vs 3500lb Buick? This kid had a death wish. He's lucky I swerved outta the way or he'd be either dead or severly injured.
/rant about yet another moron Cobalt owner.
01-31-2009, 06:40 AM
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Street racing in general is semi-moronic. It's one thing toying with someone, but punching it to 120 or something on a public road is just insane. I do like those 0-60 sessions off of a light though, haha.
01-31-2009, 11:22 AM
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I go to about 90. After that I consider it too dangerous. That puts me high in 3rd gear and if I am going to pull and win it will be by the end of that gear. After that it is just over kill.
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02-01-2009, 04:00 PM
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