Jackalope

Tooling along on RT.100 in the left lane windows down listening to the radio and having a great all around day! All of a sudden I see flashing lights in the rear view! Oh CRAP am I busted for doing 80 in a 55? Why NO its a BMW 325ci that thinks hes on the Autobahn! well not wanting any issues I put my blinker on and proceeded to start past 2 cars in the middle lane so speed racer could go by. Well I wasn't fast enough for him, he darts right across all 3 lanes and shoots up the on ramp! I start over and he darts bacl over cutting me off HARD! And then get this! He hits his 4 ways! LMAO! What a dick I say to myself but then he decides to brake check me! So I mash the brakes and he takes off! Oh **** this I said out load lets see what we can do agaisnt a Bimmer! I mash the gas but he has about a car to 2 cars on me and I KNOW I'm not gonna pass him but I figure what the hell lets see if I can keep up! Well keep up I did all the way to about 120 mph! I saw traffic ahead so I backed off not knowing what nim rod may do if he thinks we're in a race. I mean I saw how he drove just to pass me! So I back off and he stays in it till the last second and nails the brakes and dives to the middle lane, I drive up next to him to see.....A dude with hardly any hair left giving me a thumbs down yelling "BOO, I owned you!" out his window! Like WTF like we even raced dumb ass! So I rolled down my window and yelled to him "Congrates on your non-win in your $35,000 car VS my $18,000, you must be proud!" And I headed toward my off ramp. Well he didn't like that too much so he follows me and when I stop at a light he gets out walks up and says "What the **** did you say?" So I repeated myself and he goes "What the **** is that supposed to mean?" So I explained to him how his car that costs almost DOUBLE mine couldn't get away from me and that had he not cut me off and mashed his brakes he wouldn't have had the lead that he did and that it was a lead that BTW NEVER GREW TILL I BACKED OFF! So then I got the standard "**** YOU!" So I replied "no thank you I'm not gay but its flattering that you being such an older man would find me attractive. But no thanks I don't swing your way." He fliped out! Jumping up an down screaming and yelling he wanted a re-match so he could beat me! I thanked him again and reminded him that I'm not gay and he couldn't beat me no matted how baddly he wanted to. The light turns, the cars ahead start to move he runs back jumps in the Bimmer and slams the door so hard the car rocks! He floors it to take off but alas the light had turned red. I made a U-turn, blew him a kiss and went on my way. The last I saw he was beating the crap out of his steering wheel! LMAO! It was GREAT!

So did I get owned by the BMW, or did I do the owning? I'll let you make the call.

g5mike

that guy has some aggression issues,he surely should have not been driving that day.You are a better man than I,anybody aggressivly comes up to me like that if i'm in a vehicle or not will get ****** hurt,without so much as a response from me.

XM15

Jackalope > Bimmer

Jackalope

Thanks Mike but I felt bad for the old timer.

XM15, thanks man!

I don't know if this should go in the win, lose, or draw catagory what do you all think?

NJHK

Someone doesn't believe in paragraphs...lol j/k

You should have let yo VVT kik in nah mean?!

Jackalope

Whats a para....whatever? Never heared of one of thems before.

NJHK

parachute?

pimpnwink

iTrader: (1)

pretty good story i mean if in my book as long as you can keep up with a car thats double the price of yours you know u made the right choice . Btw that guy (although he needs anger management) is a funny guy.

Jackalope

Thanks Pimp, I think the same way!

Adam, Parasail?

NJHK

Parakete? (sp?)

redlineblueline

paraphrase?

NJHK

para...

para...

**** you terry lol

Jackalope

LMAO!!!! How bout paralegal?

Or para-*****!

redlineblueline

parapants

NJHK

I give up...

OzzyruleZ

you know jack he probably went home and cried. those bmw guys are really sensative! you should be ashamed of yourself he was just trying to show the world how big he thinks his ***** is! crushed his hopes and dreams!

06' SS2SS

parallel
paradox
paraffin
paramount
paramedic
paranoia
parasite
paraplegic
paradise
parabola.... sorry, I'm bored.

Good story to the original poster. Watch your ass out there though. I had about the same incident with a Porsche last week, but did not give chase. Two miles up the road he was pulled over by a state trooper, I waved as I passed him

NJHK

You win

markmets415

not sure how I can respond to this one, I have the bolt and a BMW325. LOL funny ass story!!

InfinityzeN

XD-45 for those crazy ****'s who run up on your car at a red light. Click click boom.

Jackalope

Thanks guys and he deff had issues thats for sure! I mean the dude looked to be in his 50's! hanging out his window yelling "boo I pwned you" guess he thought he was 16 or something.

OzzyruleZ

i think all bmw owners drive like jackasses, i was cruising down highway 301 here in florida when a guy in a bmw 745(?not sure if thats it was 74something) he was divebombing back and forth in the lanes between cars like a total jerk.

an0malous

holy crap.
midlife-crisis-watched-fast-and-the-furious-yesterday-and-wants-to-be-young-again-WEIRDO

SSrambamSS

i thought a stock ss/sc can take a 325ci pretty easily...guess not but thats a pretty funny ass day if you ask me...but just like this other guy said before, if someone walks up to you like that...knock him out...take his car...chop it for money...drop the money in your cobalt and THEN when he eventually wakes up from the haymaker he'll realize how stupid and dumb he is for risking innocent peoples lives like that on the street (thats why i have a 500hp cobalt )

Jackalope

The SC Cobalts can but mines a 2.4 thats why I couldn't pass his ass.