Just in case there are any FRS or BRZ peeps on here: stop trying to race me from 65-70 MPH rolls. You are embarrassing yourselves and your community. Seriously. I just destroyed the third one in a week. The last one, I had my wife in the car and she was yelling at me the whole time. Stop making me **** off my wife. Please. If I have to go to jail for being a ******* while looking at your headlights in my rearview mirror, I'm going to be one very embarrassed 43-year old in jail.

 

I'd drive a turbo one.

 

Maybe you should be more mature for 43 and less of a *******?
Just sayin.

 

Troll much?

 

one does not have to try and race in an frs/brz to embarrass themselves. They just have to simply own one. They are fugly and slow.

you want a turbo frs get a genesis. much better looking imo.

 

I kinda like the looks of them, never had a chance to drive one or see one on the road.

I have heard that they are incredibly slow though. Which is sad

 

Oh boy, here come the maturity and street racing police. Watch out!

 

He has a valid point, if you are gonna get worked up and "**** off your wife" over an idiot in a slower car messing with you, you might just have maturity issues. Especially at his age.

 

 

Maybe so, but I'm thinking there was a bit of levity sarcasm to the OP's post. While I'm sure the stories are true, does that make it any less fun to **** off your wife by driving too fast at times just to prove a point to a driver who deems himself superior for the car he drives? I know I sure get a kick out of it, and half the time it's just as much about pissing off the wife as it is the other driver. Is there an age limit/restriction for this?

 

I really hope I'm not dding my Cobalt when I'm 43. I love the car but no way I'll be driving it except on cruise nights.

But why waste your time on a FRS?

 

Those cars look nice

 

Sounds like you need to replace your wife. Mine enjoys trolling people as much as me. And I couldn't get an FR-S to race me if my life depended on it. Around here they all accept that they are slow and just stance them.

 

Unpossible.

 

Lol I had a BRZ yesterday trying the same thing, but it was from a stop. I would pull away from the light like normal and he would take off like a bat out of hell lol. I knew it was a waste of time but at the next light I decided to shut him up. By the time I was at 5k RPM's in second I was 3 cars ahead lol and I spun all through 1st.

 

I really like these cars, lots of potential for a project track car. However, they aren't all that fast.
Goes to show you that even after years of the Cobalt being out of production, people still don't know what a turbo balt is capable of. Not ultra fast, but def faster than the "Twins" or a ******* Veloster.
I hardly ever get on the throttle on a public road, and only if its just me in the car. I hate being a passenger in a speeding car myself. I need my hands on the wheel.

 

Has anyone seriously EVER ad a velocster try and run them! Cuz that would be amazing.

*had*

 

Yes. Just yesterday. I didn't take the bait and opted for the fly by .. Sunny long weekend means lots of speed traps.

 

thats the way it should be.

frs looks good stanced out i think they might as well just do that

 

Except they weigh over 700lbs more, they are pigs.

 

Only time this would suck would be getting in an accident with the wife in the car because of a slower car because you need to have a pissing match. Unexpected things happen like a car pulling out or something and you have no control. Best to leave another person out of the car when street racing. I say this from a personal experience which put a good friend 6 feet under with me almost following. Of course this dorsnt happen to everyone. It why put your wife at risk

 

This is why we get trolled for having "just cobalts"...

 

If you are 43 and have a cobalt as a garage queen....

 

Or a track car or weekend autocrosser?

 

those cars are supa fast yo! ................eh well maybe not.