I posted a while back that all my emblems got stolen from my car. I got the scratches out and got all the emblems put back on from the dealer. Well, it just keeps getting worse.

I parked my car outside the other night... no big deal, I do it all the time. I live in a nice neighborhood, rarely any vandilism. Haha, was I dead wrong.

First off, I love my Cobalt. Its my baby! I hate it when someone else gets to close to it, or rubs up against it... it gets on my nerves. I had an old man sit on the front fender once, outside of my job, and I saw it... and I tried so hard not to let it get to me, because it was an old man. Well, I couldnt help it, so I set off the alarm and almost gave the guy a heart attack lol. I laughed but he sure didnt. I love my car and no one messes with it.

Back to my original story now...

I parked outside one night, because I had a girl over and we were watching a movie. I left it out there so she didnt have to try to squeeze in the car if I parked it in the garage. We get done watchin the movie, and we walk outside, and my car... my brand f*cking new Cobalt is covered in eggs. I mean covered, not just a little bit, I mean covered. Lol. It looked like they just bought about 5 dozen eggs, broke them all into a bowl and just poured it over my car. So, Im like flaming pissed. My girl didnt say anything the whole way back to her house, afraid Id snap at her. I speed to a car wash and spray it all off then wax it at like 2AM. Well, the next day, I found out who did it. One of my past friends. I dated his best friend and broke up with her for very legit reasons, so I thought. So he was angry and got back at me, by messing with my car. Oh and he has a 97 maroon Mustang, nice, but not anymore. I drove to his house and had my fun. Popped all 4 tires, then put it up on blocks and saran** wrapped his car with a role from Costco, and thats a big a** role. Lol.

Our Cobalts are to nice looking to let someone f*ck with it. I hate thos ekinds of people. Its like... punch me, try to start a fight, through something at me, rack me, but DO NOT, DO NOT touch my car!!

Anyone else feel this way!?

 

lol nice dude

 

I'm with ya man. I hate when people F*** with other peopl's belongings. It just uncalled for and shows the immature nature of some people. There are jelous people out there, sad to say, that have to mess up other peopls stuff to make themselves feel better. Generally the type of people that dont have a job, or anything valueble and think that everything should be given to them.

Sorry to hear about the car. Did the eggs effect your paint at all, or did you wash them off in time?

Time to park the bolt in the garage from now on huh?

 

Yea. It kinds messed up the paint a little... like... on the edges. You can tell that the clearcoat was worn off a little. But, Im going to get it repainted anyways... the whole car. I want a white Cobalt, so Im saving to do a complete color change to white. That, would just be bad ass. And yes, Im still pissed... I cant wait for the next f*cker to mess with me. I think, this time around, Ill just pop the tires again... the remove the wheels and lay them in the street lol... or better yet, just write, "I SUCK DICK!!" In show polish on the back bumper so he wont know. lol...

 

It sucks someone f'ed with your car ,twice non-the-less! At least you found out who it was, but I hate to say this, you know you stooped down to his level for doing what you did, but I bet it feels sooo goood! " Bitter-sweet taste of vengance"

 

Your Right, I Did... But Oh Well... An Eye For An Eye, A Tooth For A Tooth In My Opinion... Its Even In The Bible Lol

 

Wow, sorry about your bad luck with other people hating on your car. I agree though, your vengance was bittersweet...Then again, I can't talk much, as I would have more than likely came very close to laying the offending individual out, until reason got the better part of aggression. Nonetheless, glad to hear the car came out relatively ok.

 

Good chance that person took your badges. Sorry to hear what happened to the car. I am curious how you found out this guy did it?

 

We are/were mutual friends with a frined Lynna. She basically said, in these words, after I told her what happened... "I know that you can, and most likely will kill the person who did this... but please dont... I know who it was and I know that what you did to Melissa, the ex, was not wrong and was completely justified." And then gave me a hint. Besides... word travels fast when everyone you know... knows everyone else. He said one word to Lynna, and from there... spread like wild fire...

 

Thats how it always happens. Someone does something (anything that makes him feel above another) and they have to rant on about it; at least to one person. That one person tells another and so on. Guess he ate those words, and if he didnt, his billfold will :P

 

Yeah in The Old Testament, but in the New Jesus say's to Love your enemy's...But when it come's to my car or my children I'd hope God would have mercy on your soul cause I sure wouldn't

 

do us a favor and next time he does something to your car dont post about it because you are now just as stupid as he is for messing with his stuff.

 

I would have done the same and do the same to people who have no respect for others cars.

 

Well you/he could have done worse. I used to sell this stuff at Ace Hardware called MEK. Works great at taking off automotive finishes. Just pour it on and walk away. It's sold in quarts, gallons, and for SUV's 5 galllon containers. You/him could have walked outside to have the paint and plastic trim laying in a puddle on the ground.

 

You should have just called the cops and sued his ass. Then you could have had him pay for your brand new paint job. But hey, hindsight is 20/20.

 

I'm sure he'd have a hard time proving that, and it's not like the cops would help out in this situation anyway (realistically)

 

Another thing that works well for removing paint it brake fluid.

 

How did he find out who did it in the first place???

 

do us a favor and next time he does something to your car dont post about it because you are now just as stupid as he is for messing with his stuff.

Eh... well I understand that. But step into my shoes. You walk outside and your car is covered in yellow/clear crap. What would you do? Say, "Eh, oh well... lets go clean it off."

NO!! Lol. Your "human" nature would take over at that point and go out for revenge. Dont talk to me about "being just as stupid as he is for messing with his stuff" cause you werent there. Everyones human... and we all do things in "a human mind frame." I know that it was wrong of me to do that... But, its kind of like a fight... someone hits you in the face, hard... what do you do... you naturally hit them back just as hard. Thats the same concept... what comes around, goes around. Peace.

And I found out from word of mouth... i.e. GOSSIP! lol.

 

What you did was stupid. Don't forget, he knows where you live and he knows what you drive. Here's hoping you sleep well enough at night after you realize that the bloke will be back, angrier than before.

 

Good luck with this not happening again now.

Real smart.

 

I came out one morning and there was a used condom stuck into my door handle. Luckily I saw it before I touched the handle. The person who did ended up being on the news.

 

That is a whole new level of wrong.

 

SIIIIIIICK Maybe your car was practicing safe sex with an SRT4

 

*EDIT*... Hopefully the SS was on top...