Coming back from class today, I get passed on the interstate by a brand spankin new Mustang GT doin about 90. It was about mile from my exit, so I didn't even bother to try and catch up.
After taking the exit, I noticed the stang had taken the same one, and I was right behind it. tood a glance at the license plate.... Handicapped... Oh boy. (crippled or not, im gonna kick the **** outa your face.)
It was pretty nice, and I just installed my new exhaust, so I had my windows part way down, when I hear a unfamiliar growl from the car in front of me. I knew it was on.
When the light turned green, the lane opend up into a 2 lane road, so i took the outside. It was a decent race, had to slow down for some trafic, but I deffinantly had it beat.
It went back to single lane, and the stang fell in line a car behind me, then opend back up into 2 lane after about a mile and the mustang pulled up beside me... 80 year old lady staring right at me, then *bam* she threw me the bird and gunned it.
I was flabergasted, didn't know what to do so I just sat there with my mouth open.
I guess I won the first battle, but she deffinantly won the war.

 

thats awesome....funniest **** ive heard all week and it hasnt even got to hump day yet

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's funny.

 

haha she must of loved the look on your face

 

Sounds like you met the little old lady from Pasadena lol

 

Was she hot?Would you hit it?

 

Shes been around the bend a few times in sure, she could harldy see over the steering wheel too, I busted up laughing when I got over the initial shock.

 

OWNED

 

agreed

 

oh ****!!! thats hilarious lol

 

rofl

 

hahaha .. thats so gunna be me in 60 years....

 

Classic!

 

Awesome

 

thats freakin funny!

 

X2! I can only hope to be that awesome!

 

Awesome enough to be a old lady that races people and loses, then flips them off?

 

that is too funny!

goes to show - age is all in your head!

 

no, im going to win and flip ppl off

 

Texas SS. . .props on the signature lol

 

haha laugh my ass off