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Turbo'dSS 10-26-2008 08:04 PM

Funny lil boy with a Talon
 
So my GF works @ a hockey rink and her best friend works there 2, and is talking to this kid that works there also. he was saying the photoshoot pics i took of her on my balt were slutty. which im like whatever hes just hatin on my sexy balt. UNTILL!!!... he says "my car will smoke that car anyday." im like WHAT!? is he an idiot?! hes driving a 95 eagle talon... so my gfs best friend is at work with him and she calls me cuz he wants to talk to me. So im talking to him and hes like ill race u anyday dude. im like well lets go 2nite, and he says, i cant i got school in the morn. and he proceeds to tell me "hes not talking shit he just wants to see if he can keep up with me." he says "im turbod, have an intake, exhaust, header," im like "header? u cant have a header on a turbod car, u can have a new turbo manifold... but not a header." hes like well, its turbod all wheel drive thats all i have to say. so i just say ok and hang up. well... im loking at his pics on his myspace... yeah not a turbod talon! hes an idiot and has engine pics up, clear as day i can see a header and no turbo. lmfao!!! i cant wait to race him and watch him poop himself!!

The sad thing is, i think he truely thinks its turbod and awd... i think the guy that he bought it from told him it was... lmfao!!!

Perfect.disguise 10-26-2008 08:07 PM

Post the pics!!!

slowswap 10-26-2008 08:09 PM

Post the pictures, then proceed to call him out on a money race.

Turbo'dSS 10-26-2008 08:09 PM

okay lemme work on gettin pics up.

boostedss26 10-26-2008 08:13 PM

Funny, i wanna see pics

lVlemphizStylez 10-26-2008 08:14 PM

sounds like your day was eventful....

cincybalt 10-26-2008 08:14 PM

i think he's gunna rape you

ACESSbalt 10-26-2008 08:16 PM

that is hilarious...:lol:

Turbo'dSS 10-26-2008 08:17 PM

heres the pics!
http://i37.tinypic.com/35lcmtu.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/245ap3l.jpg

lVlemphizStylez 10-26-2008 08:18 PM

I'd laugh if he was a huge sandbagger....and came out with a FP green DSM or something and gave you the business, especially after you went through the trouble of trolling this mans myspace page

Turbo'dSS 10-26-2008 08:19 PM

Oh! and Perfect.disguse, ur sig turns me on! hahaha!!!

Perfect.disguise 10-26-2008 08:21 PM

Haha, thanks and yeah thats the N/A 420A. ..not the 4G63T

FWD..

poppagun 10-26-2008 08:21 PM

where is the pics of your car and your girl thats wat us horn dogs want to see

Blur.fx 10-26-2008 08:22 PM

Post the supposedly slutty girlfriend pics...

And not these tiny thumbnails.

http://hotlink.myspacecdn.com/images...873d2fff/m.jpg

http://hotlink.myspacecdn.com/images...f71d53ce/m.jpg

http://hotlink.myspacecdn.com/images...bfbfa680/m.jpg

http://hotlink.myspacecdn.com/images...0ebd3a18/m.jpg

slowswap 10-26-2008 08:22 PM

lolol

Turbo'dSS 10-26-2008 08:23 PM

aite slutty gf pics comin up.

MARIN007 10-26-2008 08:28 PM


Originally Posted by Turbo'dSS (Post 3030160)
aite slutty gf pics comin up.

Hurray for boobies!

Turbo'dSS 10-26-2008 08:30 PM

http://i38.tinypic.com/16kvrec.jpg
http://i36.tinypic.com/10cl1k3.jpg
http://i35.tinypic.com/ygetd.jpg
http://i35.tinypic.com/vpvpqq.jpg

thats 4 of em. i got like 50 more on my myspace.

yeah he said his check engine light came on the other day racing a mustang. i said, that means u need to pull the engine and drop a 4g63 engine in it. lmao!!!

and see the pics arent even that slutty... sry to dissapoint.

slowswap 10-26-2008 08:30 PM

Last picture does make her look like a <insert your own thought here>.

poppagun 10-26-2008 08:31 PM

lol you think your a thug

Turbo'dSS 10-26-2008 08:32 PM

i like saying shes my dirty lil slut. haha!! she likmes when i call her that. ;D

JimzSS 10-26-2008 08:32 PM

click....is that kid for real? no turbo fwd? lollollol

slowswap 10-26-2008 08:32 PM


Originally Posted by poppagun (Post 3030185)
lol you think your a thug

I'm glad someone said it.

EDIT: Your mom and dad just called me. They want there money back for the turbo SS.

Turbo'dSS 10-26-2008 08:34 PM

Lmao!!! no i dont think im a thug. i just wear hats crooked cuz i hate them straight. lol!!! i look like a tard, worse than what it looks like crooked!!!

INDColtsFan18 10-26-2008 08:36 PM

What'd you drive before the balt? You must have got great grades to get something that nice. lol


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