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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:04 PM
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Funny lil boy with a Talon

So my GF works @ a hockey rink and her best friend works there 2, and is talking to this kid that works there also. he was saying the photoshoot pics i took of her on my balt were slutty. which im like whatever hes just hatin on my sexy balt. UNTILL!!!... he says "my car will smoke that car anyday." im like WHAT!? is he an idiot?! hes driving a 95 eagle talon... so my gfs best friend is at work with him and she calls me cuz he wants to talk to me. So im talking to him and hes like ill race u anyday dude. im like well lets go 2nite, and he says, i cant i got school in the morn. and he proceeds to tell me "hes not talking **** he just wants to see if he can keep up with me." he says "im turbod, have an intake, exhaust, header," im like "header? u cant have a header on a turbod car, u can have a new turbo manifold... but not a header." hes like well, its turbod all wheel drive thats all i have to say. so i just say ok and hang up. well... im loking at his pics on his myspace... yeah not a turbod talon! hes an idiot and has engine pics up, clear as day i can see a header and no turbo. lmfao!!! i cant wait to race him and watch him poop himself!!

The sad thing is, i think he truely thinks its turbod and awd... i think the guy that he bought it from told him it was... lmfao!!!
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:07 PM
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Post the pics!!!
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:09 PM
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Post the pictures, then proceed to call him out on a money race.
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:09 PM
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okay lemme work on gettin pics up.
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:13 PM
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Funny, i wanna see pics
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:14 PM
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sounds like your day was eventful....
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:14 PM
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i think he's gunna rape you
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:16 PM
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that is hilarious...
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:17 PM
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heres the pics!


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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:18 PM
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I'd laugh if he was a huge sandbagger....and came out with a FP green DSM or something and gave you the business, especially after you went through the trouble of trolling this mans myspace page
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:19 PM
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Oh! and Perfect.disguse, ur sig turns me on! hahaha!!!
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:21 PM
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Haha, thanks and yeah thats the N/A 420A. ..not the 4G63T

FWD..
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:21 PM
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where is the pics of your car and your girl thats wat us horn dogs want to see
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:22 PM
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Post the supposedly slutty girlfriend pics...

And not these tiny thumbnails.







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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:22 PM
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lolol
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:23 PM
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aite slutty gf pics comin up.
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbo'dSS
aite slutty gf pics comin up.
Hurray for boobies!
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:30 PM
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thats 4 of em. i got like 50 more on my myspace.

yeah he said his check engine light came on the other day racing a mustang. i said, that means u need to pull the engine and drop a 4g63 engine in it. lmao!!!

and see the pics arent even that slutty... sry to dissapoint.

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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:30 PM
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Last picture does make her look like a <insert your own thought here>.
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:31 PM
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lol you think your a thug
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:32 PM
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i like saying shes my dirty lil ****. haha!! she likmes when i call her that. ;D
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:32 PM
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click....is that kid for real? no turbo fwd? lollollol
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:32 PM
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lol you think your a thug
I'm glad someone said it.

EDIT: Your mom and dad just called me. They want there money back for the turbo SS.
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:34 PM
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Lmao!!! no i dont think im a thug. i just wear hats crooked cuz i hate them straight. lol!!! i look like a tard, worse than what it looks like crooked!!!
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Old Oct 26, 2008 | 08:36 PM
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What'd you drive before the balt? You must have got great grades to get something that nice. lol
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