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Old 10-26-2008, 08:04 PM
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Funny lil boy with a Talon

So my GF works @ a hockey rink and her best friend works there 2, and is talking to this kid that works there also. he was saying the photoshoot pics i took of her on my balt were slutty. which im like whatever hes just hatin on my sexy balt. UNTILL!!!... he says "my car will smoke that car anyday." im like WHAT!? is he an idiot?! hes driving a 95 eagle talon... so my gfs best friend is at work with him and she calls me cuz he wants to talk to me. So im talking to him and hes like ill race u anyday dude. im like well lets go 2nite, and he says, i cant i got school in the morn. and he proceeds to tell me "hes not talking **** he just wants to see if he can keep up with me." he says "im turbod, have an intake, exhaust, header," im like "header? u cant have a header on a turbod car, u can have a new turbo manifold... but not a header." hes like well, its turbod all wheel drive thats all i have to say. so i just say ok and hang up. well... im loking at his pics on his myspace... yeah not a turbod talon! hes an idiot and has engine pics up, clear as day i can see a header and no turbo. lmfao!!! i cant wait to race him and watch him poop himself!!

The sad thing is, i think he truely thinks its turbod and awd... i think the guy that he bought it from told him it was... lmfao!!!
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Post the pics!!!
Old 10-26-2008, 08:09 PM
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Post the pictures, then proceed to call him out on a money race.
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okay lemme work on gettin pics up.
Old 10-26-2008, 08:13 PM
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Funny, i wanna see pics
Old 10-26-2008, 08:14 PM
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sounds like your day was eventful....
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i think he's gunna rape you
Old 10-26-2008, 08:16 PM
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that is hilarious...
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heres the pics!


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I'd laugh if he was a huge sandbagger....and came out with a FP green DSM or something and gave you the business, especially after you went through the trouble of trolling this mans myspace page
Old 10-26-2008, 08:19 PM
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Oh! and Perfect.disguse, ur sig turns me on! hahaha!!!
Old 10-26-2008, 08:21 PM
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Haha, thanks and yeah thats the N/A 420A. ..not the 4G63T

FWD..
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where is the pics of your car and your girl thats wat us horn dogs want to see
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Post the supposedly slutty girlfriend pics...

And not these tiny thumbnails.







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lolol
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aite slutty gf pics comin up.
Old 10-26-2008, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbo'dSS
aite slutty gf pics comin up.
Hurray for boobies!
Old 10-26-2008, 08:30 PM
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thats 4 of em. i got like 50 more on my myspace.

yeah he said his check engine light came on the other day racing a mustang. i said, that means u need to pull the engine and drop a 4g63 engine in it. lmao!!!

and see the pics arent even that slutty... sry to dissapoint.

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Last picture does make her look like a <insert your own thought here>.
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lol you think your a thug
Old 10-26-2008, 08:32 PM
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i like saying shes my dirty lil ****. haha!! she likmes when i call her that. ;D
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click....is that kid for real? no turbo fwd? lollollol
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Originally Posted by poppagun
lol you think your a thug
I'm glad someone said it.

EDIT: Your mom and dad just called me. They want there money back for the turbo SS.
Old 10-26-2008, 08:34 PM
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Lmao!!! no i dont think im a thug. i just wear hats crooked cuz i hate them straight. lol!!! i look like a tard, worse than what it looks like crooked!!!
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What'd you drive before the balt? You must have got great grades to get something that nice. lol


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