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Old Apr 26, 2009 | 02:24 AM
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gay.

My friend wanted to race me with his ford lighting. We went on the highway and supposidly he ssaid we were gunna stop set go. Well i turned onto the highway (with him next to me) and stomped it. I flew passed him, got to 120 and he was about 15 feet behind me. When we were done i pulled over and he was like u didnt stop set go and i backed off thats why you smoked me. If he backed off, he would have went 60 and i would have been 3 miles ahead of him. Instead he was fairly close prolly doing around 105. Plus, shouldnt he have caught me anyway?? whatever, i told him to catch me on monday so we can do it his way lol.

btw...i never race normally
Old Apr 26, 2009 | 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by 2.2AVC
My friend wanted to race me with his ford lighting. We went on the highway and supposidly he ssaid we were gunna stop set go. Well i turned onto the highway (with him next to me) and stomped it. I flew passed him, got to 120 and he was about 15 feet behind me. When we were done i pulled over and he was like u didnt stop set go and i backed off thats why you smoked me. If he backed off, he would have went 60 and i would have been 3 miles ahead of him. Instead he was fairly close prolly doing around 105. Plus, shouldnt he have caught me anyway?? whatever, i told him to catch me on monday so we can do it his way lol.

btw...i never race normally
1. WTF made you think you have any shot at taking a lightning?
2. he was playing with you
3. Take it to the strip.
4. A stock lightning will smoke the dog **** outta a bolted and tuned 2.4
Old Apr 26, 2009 | 02:31 AM
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^^^x2 plus
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Old Apr 26, 2009 | 02:32 AM
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1. hes my friend and he wanted to race
2. he was being a whiny bitch
3. ill take it to the strip club
4. shut your ******* mouth you dirty, dirty man
Old Apr 26, 2009 | 02:32 AM
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Originally Posted by YelloEye
1. WTF made you think you have any shot at taking a lightning?
2. he was playing with you
3. Take it to the strip.
4. A stock lightning will smoke the dog **** outta a bolted and tuned 2.4
Could not have said it better myself!

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Old Apr 26, 2009 | 02:33 AM
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did i say i knew I was gunna beat him?
Old Apr 26, 2009 | 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by 2.2AVC
1. hes my friend and he wanted to race
2. he was being a whiny bitch
3. ill take it to the strip club
4. shut your ******* mouth you dirty, dirty man
Paying for blue *****
Old Apr 26, 2009 | 02:41 AM
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paying for your car, momma needs to buy ya stuff somehow
Old Apr 26, 2009 | 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by 2.2AVC
paying for your car, momma needs to buy ya stuff somehow
try not to break another key off in your ignition

Car is already paid off too

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Old Apr 26, 2009 | 02:49 AM
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um lol
Old Apr 26, 2009 | 02:50 AM
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um lol
Thats what I said after I read it all
Old Apr 26, 2009 | 03:15 AM
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ok, look, there is no way in hell you beat a lightning..cause your still na right??? right..ok i just finished dynoing and tuning today...and according to the dyno list and all the research ive done on here...I know what you can get outa this motor without n/a lol and ford lightning trucks are pretty beastly....so unless his truck was all fucked up or you were using n2o there is no way you won that straight up..he was ******* with you and you are gullable (sp?)
Old Apr 26, 2009 | 03:26 AM
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haha my ignition isnt even broken, *** and WTF no one can readdddd! I wasnt even bragging, i was just saying my friend is an *******. yeah i raced a shelby and smoked it too, wtf
Old Apr 26, 2009 | 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by 2.2AVC
haha my ignition isnt even broken, *** and WTF no one can readdddd! I wasnt even bragging, i was just saying my friend is an *******. yeah i raced a shelby and smoked it too, wtf
ok.i can see how your stay here is going to be....go join some other forumn....
Old Apr 26, 2009 | 04:05 AM
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seriously, man if someone gets smart with you don't go calling people ****, and **** like that, cuz eventhough what that particular person says pisses you off, there's going to be more to back them up, when you're on a forum it's better to just suck it up and ignore it, there's always going to be a few smart asses, that's just how it goes, and usually it's the people that seem like they're being sarcastic, when they may not be, it's hard to tell someone's attitude by just reading words, when you go cussing people out, that's when you get flamed.
Old Apr 26, 2009 | 04:58 AM
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This thread is ******* useless.

Not even an interesting story. Just two **** speeding on a highway..

It's worse than "Broke Ass Gayboy"




Old Apr 26, 2009 | 05:05 AM
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wow kool story. Did I ever tell you guys I once out ran a rocket. This story is so flawed. Bump.
Old Apr 26, 2009 | 05:14 AM
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stupidest ******* thread ever.
your not beating a lighting. neither is a stock ss.sc...
you're an idiot.
Old Apr 26, 2009 | 05:22 AM
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x10^^^^^^totally agreed.
Old Apr 26, 2009 | 08:15 PM
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ricer flyby ftl
Old Apr 26, 2009 | 08:22 PM
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Old Apr 26, 2009 | 08:50 PM
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Did didn't say what year lightning. The early 90's ones were crap.

Now if it was a SC lightning, then I raced a TVR Speed 12 the other day and smoked it, and a Bugatti 16/4 Veyron was my camera car. He cant post the vids because his computer is broken.
Old Apr 26, 2009 | 08:59 PM
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...last night i raced jesus and won end this thread plz
Old Apr 26, 2009 | 09:07 PM
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Old Apr 26, 2009 | 09:12 PM
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or he could also have been racing an older lightning... does no one know anything about the first gen lightning... thats about the only ford lighting i could see you beating though and i dought it would happen even with the specs it has( 1993-1995 5.8 L Windsor FI V8 240hp,340 ft·lbf)



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